The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[Asia 2,491]

Morning!

It's almost weekend!

[TBoneTX 43,123]

Where is this job applicant that I'm supposed to interview? It's 2:Many and he's not here yet.

He has till 2:Many, that's why, duh man.

Interview is at Many. I'm leaving at Many:02.....

It's already been confirmed that he has Many minutes by which to arrive, see above man.

When you're staring at a Many figure job, you should be very punctual.

He's holding out for $Many, see man. And you need $Many, not merely $Many, to survive in Nueva York, unnecessarily high cost of living man.

You should have to tell me about the Many figure job. I will fly in for interview punctually

The salary is $000,00Many, sigh ma'am. Hardly survivable in Nueva York, unnecessarily high cost of living ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,123]

it's like Many degrees here again.....

Oj nie; it's Texas Many, Nueva York zero, another P-math fail man.

Oh man I drank a glass of wine and I'm ready to pass out...

Pass out Many figures to all of us, $i man.

The little sea monkey did not want to sleep!

So he thinks it's time to wake up then cries for an hour and nothing I do makes him feel better

He's asleep now but poor thing got all worked up.

It's in his little job description, si D ma'am.

It's in your job description, too, good mommy D ma'am.

YAY Many day weekend! Hubs took tomorrow off to spend watching movies, eating ice cream and popcorn with me.

We get a Many-day weekend, si man. But we are taking Friday off to spend going to 2 quick GSs, then yardwork before it rains, obey she man. And didn't you earlier say that snuggling was boring, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

It snowed here on Monday and my car was frozen shut.

Good grief. Texas Many, not-so-Great White North below-freezing ma'am.

YAY Many years married!

(Well yesterday... lol)

Just wait until you're married for Many years and not merely Many, Niki-B. ma'am, and things will rapidly fall into perspective, sigh ma'am.

1. You know I can't remember #######

2. I couldn't tell you how long we've been married unless I actually do the math

1. Bypassing the VJ word-filter! REPORTED!!!!!

2. It blurs together, but we would approximate (via intricate P-math calculations) that you've been married Many years, D ma'am.

Many years in 1 month

Stalking Ontarklar!!! REPORTED!!!!!

[TBoneTX 43,123]

Morning!

It's almost weekend!

Present Asia! Present, PRESENT Asia! (With sparingly allocated +1 inventory, too, oj hint.)

How does present PRESENT Asia plan to spend her weekend, oj huh?

[TBoneTX 43,123]

End-Thursday report, sit on hindquarters to read end man:

Had most hectic day ever in selling POTSs, made quota man.

Got out late, delinquent man, but no traffic, unimpeded casa-ward trip man.

Took New Year's shower, bit delinquent for it man.

Got blessedly divine nap with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Found lithium-ion hedge-trimmer that Mrs. T-B. had hidden, whee man.

She had forgotten where she'd stashed it, ADD she man.

Unboxed components and charging it up, new guy-toy man.

It is almost 2 a.m., egad man.

Must make it to bed before Many a.m., truncated zzz man.

Plan to arise at o'dark-Many for 2 GSs, incorrigible man.

Then yardwork, she who must be obeyed man.

Then rain, certainly man.

But first, cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', present PRESENT Asia (and, later, other babes) with +1 inventories!

Edited May 22, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,491]

How does present PRESENT Asia plan to spend her weekend, oj huh?

Visiting parents and testing my new camera - that's my plan for the weekend

How do you plan to spend it?

GS's as usual?

[SAT 9,609]

He's holding out for $Many, see man. And you need $Many, not merely $Many, to survive in Nueva York, unnecessarily high cost of living man.

The salary is $000,00Many, sigh ma'am. Hardly survivable in Nueva York, unnecessarily high cost of living ma'am.

It doesn't cost THAT much to live here ya fooka cola......

Oj nie; it's Texas Many, Nueva York zero, another P-math fail man.

I hope it rains on you for 3 days straight.......

[SAT 9,609]

Fook tales from NY

As I shuffled the cars around to accommodate street cleaning (Move the cars from 1 side of the street to the other). I saved a space with my accord so I can put the Yukon there.

So, I pull the accord out, strategically, specifically, so that a fook hunting around the neighborhood for a spot doesn't get to try to steal the spot from me. So, the Accord is double parked in a way that no one can get into the space that it just vacated.

As I am pulling the Yukon in the old spot, a fook lurks behind waiting to see if the yukon is going to fit into that spot. Now, keep in mind, this spot is adjacent my driveway.

Mr Fook gets impatient, and sticks his head out the window; "Your car don't fit in there" (In fook mandarin). I said: "hey, you're not getting this spot". I get out and move the CR-V foward by a couple of feet so that the Yukon does fit in there. He gets pissed and starts horning lol. As if it is his divine right to take that spot, in front of my house, on my block, occupied by my car. 20 years ago, he would have just gotten his azz kicked and learned a lesson. This guy won't ever conform to common courtesy, because it's his mainland way.

My female neighbor, seeing all this, tells him: "Get the F off the block".

See the kind of we have to put up with here by this bunch of illegal immigrants?

[SAT 9,609]

and, speaking of fooks, where's tooth 8......

[Ontarkie 13,918]

Wow So much work just to park in front of your house.

People here half the time park on the lawn in the front yard. Now that drives me crazy

It's so bad they want to pass a bylaw to stop it.

[Asia 2,491]

20 years ago, he would have just gotten his azz kicked and learned a lesson.

You should have kicked his azz, Steve to teach him a lesson

[Asia 2,491]

People here half the time park on the lawn in the front yard. Now that drives me crazy

Can't you put a fence around your front yard or something?

[SAT 9,609]

Wow So much work just to park in front of your house.

People here half the time park on the lawn in the front yard. Now that drives me crazy

It's so bad they want to pass a bylaw to stop it.

well, I could have parked in the driveway too.

But between the neighbors and I, it's our protest about these fooks moving in, 30 people chipping in to buy a house, then they end up with 10 cars in that household. There's no such houses on my block. But the overflow from those areas makes parking here a mess.

some blocks have had demonstrations against this.

You should have kicked his azz, Steve to teach him a lesson

Fooks, are barbaric. Especially once they get a greencard. They are too stupid to know that they still can get deported.

Edited May 22, 2015 by SAT

[Ontarkie 13,918]

Can't you put a fence around your front yard or something?

Oh I meant they park on their lawn, if someone parked on my lawn they would be picking their car up at the scrap yard!

[SAT 9,609]

People here half the time park on the lawn in the front yard. Now that drives me crazy

but that's normal where you are

They park their pick up trucks next to the other pick up truck (The one that doesn't start)

Oh I meant they park on their lawn, if someone parked on my lawn they would be picking their car up at the scrap yard!

Then where did Hillbilly put the pick up that don't work anymore?