It's International Men's Day, so let's give men a break

[Karee 4,189]

I know how to please my man. I come over with a bag of Chinese food from Fu's Palace and let him watch MMA for at least 45 minutes without me nagging.

See you're on the right track. You and Val should start a FB group about how to make men happy. Invite me and I can give you both the occasional pointer. Nothing is free though. I expect nude photos in return for my invaluable advice.

[decocker 7,198]

Read this. It'll fix you up.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/g3011/how-to-please-your-man/

I expect a full report by morning.

there was not a damn thing in that link about cleaning or obedience. and to think i broke my 'no cosmo reading ever' rule for that blah

Edited November 22, 2014 by val erie

[Karee 4,189]

there was not a damn thing in that link about cleaning or obedience. and to think i broke my 'no coso reading ever' rule for that blah

I didn't actually read the article. I just saw it was from the "women's handbook" so I figured it must be right on the mark.

[decocker 7,198]

I didn't actually read the article.

slideshow.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

From a female?

Nothing against C or taking sides.

But I give you an A+ for creativity

[Ban Hammer 12,837]

I know how to please my man. I come over with a bag of Chinese food from Fu's Palace and let him watch MMA for at least 45 minutes without me nagging.

45 minutes? that's some serious self control you have!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

45 minutes? that's some serious self control you have!

[GandD 5,966]

i thought the whole point of a foreign bride was getting your bj and steak erryday, or is that yet another lie i've read on vj?

No, that's the point.

[GandD 5,966]

~~One insult removed~~

[decocker 7,198]

No, that's the point.

the system is broken and must be fixed!

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Hot foreign chicks should get fee waivers and expedited shipping. Like Amazon Prime.

[rlogan 2,036]

lol.

Every day is this man's day.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Hot foreign chicks should get fee waivers and expedited shipping. Like Amazon Prime.

And come with hassle free returns or exchange

[rlogan 2,036]

Because everyone knows that American "women" are the fail-iest at being female.

Oh, this is surely an individual thing. Since I am from the USA it is nothing more than comparing home vs. abroad.

[eieio 1,594]

I protest Nov. 19th as Mens Day

It is the same day as International Toilet Day

Probably feminists doing

Today Is UN World Toilet Day — and It’s No Laughing Matter