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How can you hold your poop in? I can't do that. :no:

Me neither!

I read somewhere that holding your poop in can actually increase your chance of bowel cancer. Can't remember where I read it though. Think some country did an investigation/survey/report type thing. I'll see if I can find it.

Moral of this tale? Don't hold in ya poopie! :lol:

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How can you hold your poop in? I can't do that. :no:

Me neither!

I read somewhere that holding your poop in can actually increase your chance of bowel cancer. Can't remember where I read it though. Think some country did an investigation/survey/report type thing. I'll see if I can find it.

Moral of this tale? Don't hold in ya poopie! :lol:

I always heard that too. I have a relative that died of colon cancer when I was young. I remember my mom telling me it was because she wouldn't poop at her office. I'm not sure if that's entirely true....

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The poll questions have depthed to new lows! :lol:

"Hovering" above the john builds your leg muscles! :thumbs:

Holding it is unhealthy! :blink:

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The poll questions have depthed to new lows! :lol:

"Hovering" above the john builds your leg muscles! :thumbs:

Holding it is unhealthy! :blink:

Hemorrhoids are practically unheard of in Asia where people squat instead of sitting on the toilet. So there are some heath benefits with building up those leg muscles.

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sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

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sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

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Yes I poop :reading: at work. I'd rather smell up the bathroom here than at home. :lol:

(and they have a professional cleaning staff here who clean the bathroom every day, which is a lot more than I can say for my bathroom at home)

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sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

Actually, this reminds me about a story one of the blokes I worked with told me about the toilet habits of my old boss. It doesn't bear repeating (except that is was very similar to the above comment!)...but it did give us a giggle at the time. :lol:

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sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

maybe the guy tried, but it just wouldnt go down. Those kind are graded by the number of flushes it takes for the chocolate crocodile to finally succumb. :yes:

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I don't...but D does...in fact he's worked out how much his pooping at work earns him annually.....it's fkin hilarious :lol:

Nevermind the money saved on water, TP, cleaner, etc. at home. :lol:

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I don't get this thread. Unless you have some sort of illness at the time, doesn't your body just not tell you to go unless you're at home?

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