Boring Stuff About My Life

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Did you feel the earthquake in LA two minutes ago?

YES! At first we thought it was the fat dude upstairs doing P90X again, but the second shock made me realise it was for real.

[MyLittlePony 340]

The earthquake you felt was my huge ####### thumping the ground sending shock waves across Ca..

Edited April 27, 2013 by big dog

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

The earthquake you felt was my huge ####### thumping the ground sending shock waves across Ca..

Interesting.

[N-o-l-a 7,169]

The earthquake you felt was my huge ####### thumping the ground sending shock waves across Ca..

That would actually kind of be sad because you could never really get any, except maybe from a dinosaur or a whale.

[Calypso 465]

YES! At first we thought it was the fat dude upstairs doing P90X again, but the second shock made me realise it was for real.

I also thought it was just one of our neighbors playing outside. I went to Twitter to check if other people felt it, too. Hopefully that was over and nothing bigger follows.

The earthquake you felt was my huge ####### thumping the ground sending shock waves across Ca..

Have you been diagnosed with Elephantiasis? God forbid.

Edited April 27, 2013 by Calypso

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I think most songs can be improved by changing the lyrics so they're about cats.

[Caryh 5,206]

My wife was cooking on the grill last night and thought the upper rack shouldn't be h\t, since it hadn't been on long, so she grabbed it with her hand. I was bringing her ice packs all night until she finally went to sleep. By this morning, it wasn't throbbing in pain, and she's lucky to have only two small blisters. She's quite the trooper though, she still managed to grill up dinner with a little extra help. Although she felt bad because I was running around getting all her other started but not completed chores done for her all evening as well as bringing her fresh ice packs.

[moemac59 193]

My wife was cooking on the grill last night and thought the upper rack shouldn't be h\t, since it hadn't been on long, so she grabbed it with her hand. I was bringing her ice packs all night until she finally went to sleep. By this morning, it wasn't throbbing in pain, and she's lucky to have only two small blisters. She's quite the trooper though, she still managed to grill up dinner with a little extra help. Although she felt bad because I was running around getting all her other started but not completed chores done for her all evening as well as bringing her fresh ice packs.

OOOUCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That must have hurt like a mofo!!

[moemac59 193]

I spent the weekend painting our front porch.

These are pictures of before and after

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Nice! I'm jealous. I have zero talent for decorating. I do like to read Martha Stewart Living though and pretend I can.

[Caryh 5,206]

OOOUCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That must have hurt like a mofo!!

She was in pretty good pain, until the ice started working. Then she was fine unless she took the ice off too long, which was about 30 seconds. After she fell asleep for the night, and I knew she was completely under, I removed the ice. This morning she's got a couple of blisters, but they look better than they did yesterday. I warned her under no circumstances to let those blisters pop, or she'll be in as much pain as when she burned it.

It looks really good, but now you're probably going to have to paint the rest of the house to make it look as good as the porch

I spent the weekend painting our front porch.

These are pictures of before and after

[moemac59 193]

Nice! I'm jealous. I have zero talent for decorating. I do like to read Martha Stewart Living though and pretend I can.

Thanks. Pinterest has been a god send for super cheapo decor ideas

[moemac59 193]

She was in pretty good pain, until the ice started working. Then she was fine unless she took the ice off too long, which was about 30 seconds. After she fell asleep for the night, and I knew she was completely under, I removed the ice. This morning she's got a couple of blisters, but they look better than they did yesterday. I warned her under no circumstances to let those blisters pop, or she'll be in as much pain as when she burned it.

It looks really good, but now you're probably going to have to paint the rest of the house to make it look as good as the porch

Thanks. I'm just going to give the trim a refresher coat. Screw painting the rest of the house. I am done as we have been in reno mode for almost a year

[hikergirl 277]

That looks fantastic! Nice colours & very welcoming!

Started a 6-week bikini challenge this morning. Let’s hope I can get my motivation to stick.

And when I make it to Montréal I hope to walk off the poutine.

[Calypso 465]

My wife was cooking on the grill last night and thought the upper rack shouldn't be h\t, since it hadn't been on long, so she grabbed it with her hand. I was bringing her ice packs all night until she finally went to sleep. By this morning, it wasn't throbbing in pain, and she's lucky to have only two small blisters. She's quite the trooper though, she still managed to grill up dinner with a little extra help. Although she felt bad because I was running around getting all her other started but not completed chores done for her all evening as well as bringing her fresh ice packs.

So sorry to hear about that. Hopefully she recovers fast. Now you gotta start treating her more like a queen.

I spent the weekend painting our front porch.

These are pictures of before and after

That looks great! It must be fun to sip some tea outside.

Nice! I'm jealous. I have zero talent for decorating. I do like to read Martha Stewart Living though and pretend I can.

I honestly doubt my womanhood sometimes. I'm not very good when it comes to organizing and decorating so that things appear tasteful and sophisticated.