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Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Good Lord! that is just ... WRONG!!!! on so many levels!

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I am feeling grumpy today but that just made me laugh :lol:

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LMAO

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I think it's a great solution to bestiality, personally....

i did not think of it that way... haha... the goat got a good dowry... tee hee... but the man is totally ewwwwwwwwww... and got notoriety for his actions.... *shudders*

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Ya see, all this sex with animals stuff when they started to let people of the same sex marry...

ooops...wrong thread.... :lol:

But seriously, that's one sick mo fo...or should I say one sick "go" fo...

right, I'm outta here now...hehehe

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LMAO

Dude that's awesome. A shot-goat wedding, hehe. We'll have to keep tabs on this "goat-lover" and see if it starts a trend towards general societal collapse in Sudan (wait a second...), cuz if it doesn't then maybe then we can do away with one of the more ridiculous arguments that the local fundies have against "certain PEOPLE" getting married...

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dear goat, do you take this sick ####### to be your lawfully-wedded husband?

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I now declare you husband and goat

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so now we call that goatF##k :P:P

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so now we call that goatF##k :P:P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thank you guys for giving me a good laff today!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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so now we call that goatF##k :P:P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thank you guys for giving me a good laff today!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I agree. :lol:

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I heard the goat is pissed.

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LMAO

Dude that's awesome. A shot-goat wedding, hehe. We'll have to keep tabs on this "goat-lover" and see if it starts a trend towards general societal collapse in Sudan (wait a second...), cuz if it doesn't then maybe then we can do away with one of the more ridiculous arguments that the local fundies have against "certain PEOPLE" getting married...

-mike

brother mike, i pick up a couple of ladies, when i was younger and under the influence :whistle: , when i woke up, i wish i had a goat instead in bed :whistle::blush::blush:

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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