Annoyed that the cell phone user next to you won't shut up? Try this :-). .

[Kathryn41 3,205]

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting - no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart . . . " etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later at St. Anne de Bellevue he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously annoyed by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice:

"Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"

My guess would be that Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

[Nagishkaw 510]

[X Factor 1,110]

[Darnell 8,478]

I learned recently

that if you use a water pistol on a cell phone

it stops working within 45 seconds...

Perhaps Poutine Lovers in Montreal can adopt that technique, when riding the train ?

[Ban Hammer 12,836]

[rade2rising 205]

lolzzz very smart