Be afraid of large breasted women and old people

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

US wary of human bomb implants on planes: Napolitano

WELLINGTON — The United States is monitoring the possibility of terror groups trying to down aircraft by implanting explosives in the human body, Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano said on Wednesday.

Napolitano stressed that there was no evidence of an imminent threat from a so-called "body bomb", but said the prospect was one of the ever-changing attack strategies that security officials had to combat.

She cited the case of Nigerian "underwear bomber" Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who tried to blow up an airliner in 2009 with explosives hidden in his pants, as an example of the innovations adopted by militants.

"It is fair to say that there are a number of ways our adversaries have explored to get explosives aboard airplanes, such as the underwear bomber," she told reporters in New Zealand.

"Another, of course... is actually implanting explosives inside an individual.

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[spookyturtle 9,465]

Next thing you know TSA screeners will make all women larger than a B cup take off their bras for closer inspection.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

CIA thwarts 'undetectable' al-Qaida bomb plot

WASHINGTON — The CIA thwarted an ambitious plot by al-Qaida's affiliate in Yemen to destroy a U.S.-bound airliner using a bomb with a sophisticated new design around the one-year anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden, U.S. officials said Monday.

The plot involved an upgrade of the underwear bomb that failed to detonate aboard a jetliner over Detroit on Christmas 2009. This new bomb was also designed to be used in a passenger's underwear, but this time al-Qaida developed a more refined detonation system, U.S. officials said.

The FBI is examining the latest bomb to see whether it could have passed through airport security and brought down an airplane, officials said. They said the device did not contain metal, meaning it probably could have passed through an airport metal detector. But it was not clear whether new body scanners used in many airports would have detected it.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., who heads the Senate Intelligence Committee, told reporters Monday that she had been briefed about an "undetectable" device that was "going to be on a U.S.-bound airliner."

There were no immediate plans to change security procedures at U.S. airports.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/05/07/3941978/us-cia-thwarts-new-al-qaida-underwear.html#storylink=cpy

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Breast implants size 36C-4

Next thing you know TSA screeners will make all women larger than a B cup take off their bras for closer inspection.

I think they are going to want to check your butt plug Spooky.

We used to call breasts "torpedoes" Remember that? Who knew?

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Breast implants size 36C-4

I think they are going to want to check your butt plug Spooky.

We used to call breasts "torpedoes" Remember that? Who knew?

I remember torpedoes. Saying that an airport today will more than likely get you detained for a few hours. I wonder if anyone with man-boobs will be suspected?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Fembots!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Fembots!

The bombs are in their hair...triggered by a coating of highly flammable hair spray

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Anyone who wants to fly from now on will have to have a crew cut. Women included.

Edited May 8, 2012 by spookyturtle

[AYMAN_RINA 92]

Not good to read when your traveling..I leave back to the US on the 9th

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Next thing you know TSA screeners will make all women larger than a B cup take off their bras for closer inspection.

You know it. This will be the reason they use to molest big breasted chicks.

[MyLittlePony 340]

I cant be searched they might give me a hard time and mistake my thing as a bomb.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

I cant be searched they might give me a hard time and mistake my thing as a bomb.

You better not fly. When they see that billy club in your pants you're in trouble.

[MyLittlePony 340]

You better not fly. When they see that billy club in your pants you're in trouble.

Guess ill be charged for extra weight too.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Guess ill be charged for extra weight too.

And carrying a concealed weapon.

[VanessaTony 3,567]

I make the ####### comment to Tony all the time. With all the bra padding and stuff like that you'd think that's how they're doing it now. A friend of mine dated this chick who had fake boobs that he said felt hard and not real.. so would she be patted down and suspected? Would people with too many fat rolls be suspects? I'd say just have everyone go through those body scanners but the abuse of the system is a bit disappointing