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> An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5

> > years. Upon her return, her father cussed her.

> > "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not

> > write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?

> > Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

> >

> > The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff,

> > sniff....dad....I became a ... a... prostitute... "

> >

> >

> >

> > Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot!

> > Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

> >

> > OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give

> > mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten

> > bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5

> > million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and

> > for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited

> > edition convertible that's parked outside plus a

> > membership to the country club....(takes a

> > breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New

> > Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera,

> > and...."

> >

> > "Now, what was it ye said ye had become?" says

> > dad.

> >

> > Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a

> > prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."

> >

> > "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl!

> > I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give

> > yer old man a hug!"


Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Good one that :lol::lol:


[The reason god put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up.

CHERISH YESTERDAY, LIVE TODAY AND DREAM TOMORROW

Life is like a song... Sing it.

Life is like a challenge... Pursue it.

Life is like a sacrifice... Offer it.

Life is love... Enjoy it.

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here is another one:

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started

swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you

swear after me, ok?"

"Ok, Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants

for breakfast.

"I'll have some of that Weetabix sh*t"

*SMACK*!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do

YOU want for breakfast, young man????"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f**king Weetabix."

Edited by irishgirl73

Ni neart go cur le cheile

"Togetherness is Strength"

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Hehe :lol:


Naturalization

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02/02/2015 - Filed Dallas lockbox. Atlanta office.

02/13/2015 - NOA received

03/10/2015 - Biometrics

03/12/2015 - In-Line for Interview

04/09/2015 - E-notification for Interview Letter

05/18/2015 - Interview - passed!

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the second one was the best....... :lol::lol::lol:


Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

http://www.geocities.com/pulpi33/A1.htm

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The will of God will never take you,

to where the grace of God will not protect you.

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Holy Prostitutes and Tough Love

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he

notices a

sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on

without

second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives

past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the

far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next

to thedoor reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs! ! the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun

in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding

passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the

door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the

large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through

the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds

himself back

in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER


Ni neart go cur le cheile

"Togetherness is Strength"

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:lol::lol::lol: haha hilarious!! :lol::lol:


Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

http://www.geocities.com/pulpi33/A1.htm

114959908992789.gif

The will of God will never take you,

to where the grace of God will not protect you.

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:lol::lol:

Johanna & Peter

Colombia / U.S.A.

I-129F / K-1 Fiancee Visa

08-20-02 - Met Johanna in Armenia, Colombia

10-05-05 - K-1 Sent to TSC

10-14-05 - Received NOA1 by E-Mail (Day 9)

12-22-05 - Reveived NOA2 By E-Mail & Mail (Day 78)

03-03-06 - Interview Date! (Day 149) Approved

03-10-06 - Johanna Arrived

05-27-06 - Married

I-485 / AOS (Did not applied for EAD or AP)

06-05-06 - Sent I-485 application to Chicago via USPS (Day 1)

06-06-06 - AOS Package Delivered at 12:29PM

06-12-06 - Received NOA1 by Mail

06-14-06 - Check Cashed

06-22-06 - Received Appointment Notice for Biometrics

06-26-06 - "Request for Additional Evidence" Online, waiting for letter

06-29-06 - Biometrics Done!

06-30-06 - Received RFE Letter by mail. (Missing Birth Certificate)

07-10-06 - Sent RFE by Express Mail USPS

07-11-06 - RFE Delivered @ 10:54AM Sign by D. Atwell

08-28-06 - AOS Transferred to CSC E-mail & USCIS Website (Day 85)

08-30-06 - Touched #1

08-31-06 - Touched #2

08-31-06 - E-Mail from CRIS & USCIS-CSSO - CSC received AOS Application

09-01-06 - Touched #3

09-01-06 - NOA by Mail Regarding Transfer to CSC

09-05-06 - Touched #4

09-07-06 - Touched #5

09-13-06 - Touched #6

09-15-06 - AOS Approved by Online Status & E-mail

09-21-06 - Received GC and Welcome Letter (Day 109)

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"but it won't be f**king Weetabix."

I forwarded this to my office peers and were just lauhin r hats off KOOL


PARENTS JOURNEY

Dec 10 - sent I130 for Mom & Dad

Jan- Recd NOA1

Feb- Recd RFE for missing BC

Mar- Recd RFE for missing BC

Apr- NOA2 Case approved

May- NVC case #

May- paid $88 AOS FEE

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