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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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Islamic law does not, as you would have me believe, cure the underlying ill by making it legal for males to enage in polygamy, i.e. have multiple spouses. ;)

Islamic law does accomodate the natural male need to pork more than one woman. Western law turns the fulfillment of that need into something ugly - adultery. Islamic law beautifies it by allowing you to call it marriage.

Lipstick on a pig, y'know.

pigs are forbidden in islam. all we got left with is the lipstick.

I was doing nicely staying out of this thread until I became compelled to ask.

So what shade do you wear, Junglee? :P

:lol::lol::lol:

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Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Mexico
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junglee uses lipstick? :o

Daniel

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Ana (Mexico) ------ Daniel (California)(me)

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Sept. 11, 2004: Got married (civil), in Mexico :D

July 23, 2005: Church wedding

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K3(I-129F):

Oct. 28, 2004: Mailed I-129F.

~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

Nov. 3, 2004: NOA1!!!!

Nov. 5, 2004: Check Cashed!!

zzzz deep hibernationn zzzz

May 12, 2005 NOA2!!!! #######!!! huh???

off to NVC.

May 26, 2005: NVC approves I129F.

CR1(I-130):

Oct. 6, 2004: Mailed I-130.

~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

Oct. 8, 2004: I-130 Delivered to CSC in Laguna Niguel.

~Per USPS website's tracking tool.

Oct. 12, 2004 BCIS-CSC Signs for I-130 packet.

Oct. 21, 2004 Check cashed!

Oct. 25, 2004 NOA1 (I-130) Go CSC!!

Jan. 05, 2005 Approved!!!! Off to NVC!!!!

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NVC:

Jan. 05, 2005 ---> in route from CSC

Jan. 12, 2005 Case entered system

Jan. 29, 2005 Received I-864 Bill

Jan. 31, 2005 Sent Payment to St. Louis(I864)

Feb. 01, 2005 Wife received DS3032(Choice of Agent)

Feb. 05, 2005 Payment Received in St. Louis(I864)

Feb. 08, 2005 Sent DS3032 to Portsmouth NH

Feb. 12, 2005 DS3032 Received by NVC

Mar. 04, 2005 Received IV Bill

Mar. 04, 2005 Sent IV Bill Payment

Mar. 08, 2005 Received I864

Mar. 19, 2005 Sent I864

Mar. 21, 2005 I864 Received my NVC

Apr. 18, 2005 Received DS230

Apr. 19, 2005 Sent DS230

Apr. 20, 2005 DS230 received by NVC (signed by S Merfeld)

Apr. 22, 2005 DS230 entered NVC system

Apr. 27, 2005 CASE COMPLETE

May 10, 2005 CASE SENT TO JUAREZ

Off to Cd. Juarez! :D

calls to NVC: 6

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CIUDAD JUAREZ, American Consulate:

Apr. 27, 2005 case completed at NVC.

May 10, 2005 in route to Juarez.

May 25, 2005 Case at consulate.

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Or has sex with a lipsticked pig (possibly oral) on the borders of Illinois and Missouri - on a bridge - we're not sure yet.

It'd be illegal tho - except in Arkansas where its likely to be mandatory

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Or has sex with a lipsticked pig (possibly oral) on the borders of Illinois and Missouri - on a bridge - we're not sure yet.

It'd be illegal tho - except in Arkansas where its likely to be mandatory

:lol:

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Actually adultery is illegal in Illinois...

it's a misdemeanor

For military members it is also still punishable under the UCMJ.

So is ####### sex with your spouse.

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Actually adultery is illegal in Illinois...

it's a misdemeanor

For military members it is also still punishable under the UCMJ.

So is ####### sex with your spouse.

Where?? in the military or Illinois??? :unsure: both??

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Actually adultery is illegal in Illinois...

it's a misdemeanor

For military members it is also still punishable under the UCMJ.

So is ####### sex with your spouse.

:o:o i think i just be quiet... :whistle:

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Actually adultery is illegal in Illinois...

it's a misdemeanor

For military members it is also still punishable under the UCMJ.

So is ####### sex with your spouse.

:o:o i think i just be quiet... :whistle:

hahahahaha you devil you ;)

You can find me on FBI

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Actually adultery is illegal in Illinois...

it's a misdemeanor

For military members it is also still punishable under the UCMJ.

So is ####### sex with your spouse.
:o:o i think i just be quiet... :whistle:

Turn yourself in, dean! :lol:

well reinhard, it was a few years ago..and i was not married and there was this...a.a.....a... i think she may have been married...and...well..a..a..a...a......a....she was not my spouse....so a....a........a.....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Actually adultery is illegal in Illinois...

it's a misdemeanor

For military members it is also still punishable under the UCMJ.

So is ####### sex with your spouse.
:o:o i think i just be quiet... :whistle:
Turn yourself in, dean! :lol:
well reinhard, it was a few years ago..and i was not married and there was this...a.a.....a... i think she may have been married...and...well..a..a..a...a......a....she was not my spouse....so a....a....

Well, as long as it wasn't your spouse I guess you're out of trouble... :whistle:

Posted
Actually adultery is illegal in Illinois...

it's a misdemeanor

For military members it is also still punishable under the UCMJ.

So is ####### sex with your spouse.
:o:o i think i just be quiet... :whistle:
Turn yourself in, dean! :lol:
well reinhard, it was a few years ago..and i was not married and there was this...a.a.....a... i think she may have been married...and...well..a..a..a...a......a....she was not my spouse....so a....a....

Well, as long as it wasn't your spouse I guess you're out of trouble... :whistle:

:thumbs: thanks reinhard... :blush:

Dean, you are *ahem* 'digging yourself further into a hole', methinks... :blush::whistle:

:yes::yes: i always do...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Turkey
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My butt has a sign that reads: "Exit only" "Do not Enter" "One way" "STOP". There's poop up there, who would want poop on or in their weiner, I don't get it. Besides there is a perfectly clean place to put it.

Sorry, I know that was a bit graphic but I'm just keepin' it real. lol

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Married May 21, 2004 in Istanbul.

NVC Timeline (to make my signature smaller)

02/11/2005 I-130 APPROVED!!!

03/12/2005 NVC sent I-864 fee bill to me.

03/28/2005 Received NVC case number and I-864 bill.

03/29/2005 Husband in Turkey receives DS-3032

04/01/2005 Husband mails the DS-3032 via UPS.

04/02/2005 Sent fee bill overnight to NVC

04/15/2005 Received IV Visa bill.

04/16/2005 Overnighted IV Visa bill.

05/11/2005 Received I-864 packet.

05/16/2005 Faxed requests for tax return transcripts.

06/01/2005 Received tax returns from IRS.

06/02/2005 Received W-2's from IRS.

06/03/2005 Mailed I-864 packet with required documents.

06/06/2005 NVC received I-864 packet.

06/17/2005 Mailed DS-230 papers to husband.

06/24/2005 Called NVC, I-864 is complete

08/18/2005 NVC received biographic info from husband.

09/15/2005 NVC message, RFE (not enough passport pages copied and sent)

09/30/2005 NVC receives RFE, entered in system.

11/01/2005 CASE COMPLETE!!!!!!

11/08/2005 Case forwarded to Embassy

12/27/2005 INTERVIEW IN ANKARA!!!

12/27/2005 Was told to get a joint sponsor (total #######)

01/20/2006 Embassy received our joint sponsor packet.

01/30/2006 Visa arrived at my husband's house via UPS!!!!

02/03/2006 Husband comes home to Austin, Texas!!!

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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My butt has a sign that reads: "Exit only" "Do not Enter" "One way" "STOP". There's poop up there, who would want poop on or in their weiner, I don't get it. Besides there is a perfectly clean place to put it.

Sorry, I know that was a bit graphic but I'm just keepin' it real. lol

SOL

:lol:

Just for the record, this became part of a topic in the old forums and one of the participants was a nurse who described why that doesn't happen (which basically boiled down to you don't have poop in that cavity unless you're 'going', it's stored higher up).

Yes, another fact I picked up from VJ that takes up space in my brain. Oy vey!

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

 

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