Auto-eroticism in the news

[misterbigtoe 45]

Edited February 18, 2011 by misterbigtoe

[misterbigtoe 45]

JANUARY 20, 2011

Is it just me or does it look like it was good for her?

Topless Female Van Masturbator Pleads Guilty To Minor Weapons Charge

The topless Illinois woman arrested on a gun charge after cops found her masturbating in a Chrysler van outside a Red Roof Inn has pleaded guilty to a weapons count, according to court records.

Vikki Myers, 44, copped a plea last month in DuPage County Circuit Court to a City of Naperville ordinance violation. Myers, pictured in the mug shot at right, was fined $165 and placed on "supervision" for several months. She is scheduled for a March 9 court appearance.

Myers, arrested in November for possession of a 9mm handgun without a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card, admitted to masturbating in the vehicle, where cops discovered "adult items that were used for self-pleasuring." Myers, who was not charged for the topless auto eroticism, was apparently staying at the hotel with her children, and had repaired to the van for her solo session.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/topless/topless-female-van-masturbator-pleads-guilty-minor-weapons-charge

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Minor weapons charge? You've got to be pretty sick to have sex with an underage firearm. I've heard of tying one on, but I had no idea that it involved a plastic bag.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Minor weapons charge? You've got to be pretty sick to have sex with an underage firearm. I've heard of tying one on, but I had no idea that it involved a plastic bag.

[misterbigtoe 45]

Nice suspenders!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

The moral of the story is that if you ever get asked 'paper or plastic' at a Wal-Mart, always choose the former.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

This is why I whack it in my closet. The police never see me.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

This is why I whack it in my closet. The police never see me.

Yeah, but you post on VJ all about it, so you're just as much of an exhibitionist.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

This is why I whack it in my closet. The police never see me.

Turtle Wax?

[Ban Hammer 12,837]

Turtle Wax?

[luckytxn 2,263]

I am kinda proud of her that she took it outside so her kids wouldn't see her.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Yeah, but you post on VJ all about it, so you're just as much of an exhibitionist.

And you guys are all voyeurs for watching me. Perverts.

[misterbigtoe 45]

Pervert? Did someone call me?

[Dan and Judy 614]

I am kinda proud of her that she took it outside so her kids wouldn't see her.

Next time she should make the kids wait in the van.

also I think once you start bragging about, it's no longer proper to say "in the closet"

[Dan and Judy 614]

JANUARY 20, 2011

Is it just me or does it look like it was good for her?

Topless Female Van Masturbator Pleads Guilty To Minor Weapons Charge

She does look pretty happy, Maybe she still had one of those remote control things humming away.

for some reason this reminds me of the guy that shot his wife "by accident" a couple months ago

Has anyone tried to find her husband?

The topless Illinois woman arrested on a gun charge after cops found her masturbating in a Chrysler van outside a Red Roof Inn has pleaded guilty to a weapons count, according to court records.

Vikki Myers, 44, copped a plea last month in DuPage County Circuit Court to a City of Naperville ordinance violation. Myers, pictured in the mug shot at right, was fined $165 and placed on "supervision" for several months. She is scheduled for a March 9 court appearance.

Myers, arrested in November for possession of a 9mm handgun without a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card, admitted to masturbating in the vehicle, where cops discovered "adult items that were used for self-pleasuring." Myers, who was not charged for the topless auto eroticism, was apparently staying at the hotel with her children, and had repaired to the van for her solo session.

http://www.thesmokin...-weapons-charge