John Mark Karr confesses to being lover of Ric Flair

[Elizabethnhenry 0]

ric---> <---karr

[Ric Flair 0]

*a few VJers stand in the ring mocking Ric Flair. The crowd starts booing. Ric has been gone for a little while and this group of VJ village idiots have been running wild. They call Ric names like gay, puzzy, 40 year old virigin on grandma's computer, loser, molested by a man. Children in the crowd are crying as their hero is being verbally ripped to shreds.*

*and then it happens*

*The music starts and yes - it is the Nature Boy Ric Flair! Wooooo! Ric Flair is back ladies and gentleman and he's running to the ring!*

*Flair slides in under the bottom rope and is being kicked by the VJ village idiots. Flair stands up, does a strut offers a handshake and pulls it back to fix his hair. The crowd goes wild and starts asking "What's causing all this Nature Boy". Woooo! mdyoung tries a puzzy soccer kick to Flair but Flair pulls out a red card from his tights and hits him with it. Wooooo! Flair asks if he broke his poor wittle footie.*

*Just then donal78, having sling shots instead of guns decides to hit Flair with a steel chair. Flair goes down bloody. donal tries to pull Flair up but the Nature Boy Ric Flair hits him in the balls and he goes down. Flair tells him that he wants to be the Don, but he's more like the Don't.*

*Flair turns around and sees ChristinaM standing there. Christina, having seen the carnage before her does what she always does and follows the popular crowd, begging Ric Flair to make her a horseman. Ric extends his hand, shakes with Christina and then pulls her in close, kicks her in the knee and puts her in the figure four leglock. Christina tapped out so hard that Sleeping Beauty actually woke up.*

*The crowd is juiced when karo comes in with her specialty - a cheap shot. Ric Flair is no stranger to cheap shots so he saw it coming and slapped her mouth. Her worst nightmare came true. Her lips swelled up so much she couldn't talk anymore*

The village idiots have been defeated and Ric Flair grabs the mic.

Woooooo!

If you get chopped and can't handle the sting, then stay the hell out of Ric Flair's ring.

Woooooo!

22 time what? champion of the world and the dirtiest player in the game. Flair has walked that isle and will walk all over your azz. You can't be first, but you can be next.

Ric Flair CTW FTW

Flair 3:16 to the Village Idiots means you just got chopped.

[CarolineM 0]

The crowd is juiced when karo comes in with her specialty - a cheap shot. Ric Flair is no stranger to cheap shots so he saw it coming and slapped her mouth. Her worst nightmare came true. Her lips swelled up so much she couldn't talk anymore

So you are advocating violence against women here???

classy. A true "gentleman" indeed.

[Donal78 0]

*a few VJers stand in the ring mocking Ric Flair. The crowd starts booing. Ric has been gone for a little while and this group of VJ village idiots have been running wild. They call Ric names like gay, puzzy, 40 year old virigin on grandma's computer, loser, molested by a man. Children in the crowd are crying as their hero is being verbally ripped to shreds.*

*and then it happens*

*The music starts and yes - it is the Nature Boy Ric Flair! Wooooo! Ric Flair is back ladies and gentleman and he's running to the ring!*

*Flair slides in under the bottom rope and is being kicked by the VJ village idiots. Flair stands up, does a strut offers a handshake and pulls it back to fix his hair. The crowd goes wild and starts asking "What's causing all this Nature Boy". Woooo! mdyoung tries a puzzy soccer kick to Flair but Flair pulls out a red card from his tights and hits him with it. Wooooo! Flair asks if he broke his poor wittle footie.*

*Just then donal78, having sling shots instead of guns decides to hit Flair with a steel chair. Flair goes down bloody. donal tries to pull Flair up but the Nature Boy Ric Flair hits him in the balls and he goes down. Flair tells him that he wants to be the Don, but he's more like the Don't.*

*Flair turns around and sees ChristinaM standing there. Christina, having seen the carnage before her does what she always does and follows the popular crowd, begging Ric Flair to make her a horseman. Ric extends his hand, shakes with Christina and then pulls her in close, kicks her in the knee and puts her in the figure four leglock. Christina tapped out so hard that Sleeping Beauty actually woke up.*

*The crowd is juiced when karo comes in with her specialty - a cheap shot. Ric Flair is no stranger to cheap shots so he saw it coming and slapped her mouth. Her worst nightmare came true. Her lips swelled up so much she couldn't talk anymore*

The village idiots have been defeated and Ric Flair grabs the mic.

Woooooo!

If you get chopped and can't handle the sting, then stay the hell out of Ric Flair's ring.

Woooooo!

22 time what? champion of the world and the dirtiest player in the game. Flair has walked that isle and will walk all over your azz. You can't be first, but you can be next.

Ric Flair CTW FTW

Flair 3:16 to the Village Idiots means you just got chopped.

All i can say ric flair is you crack me up. I needed a smile today so thanks man.

[ChristinaM 0]

Don't worry about it Karo, I just got accused of being a sheep and following the "popular crowd", so I guess Ric Flair likes us as much as we like him.

[CarolineM 0]

I agree

I just think that fake wrestling moves are one thing....hitting a woman in the mouth until her lips swell so much she can't talk are another.

Sorry but violence against women just isn't something I joke about NOR find funny.

[Jenn! 918]

I think Ric Flair is an equal opportunity offender...

[Donal78 0]

I think Ric Flair is an equal opportunity offender...

Its all fake, no woman was harmed in ric flair little fantasy's.

[CarolineM 0]

I understand it's fake.. I just don't think it's entertaining NOR Funny.

In wrestling - there is nothing that violent. It's fake...and no one gets slapped in the mouth so hard their lips swell up.

Keeping it wrestling is one thing - hitting with a chair - jumping off the ropes - tackling...

but what he wrote was NOT a wrestling thing...I just don't find that something to joke about. I'd say ANYONe with personal experience with DV would understand.

[Ban Hammer 14,290]

....hitting a woman in the mouth until her lips swell so much she can't talk are another.

ric calls that foreplay

[CarolineM 0]

Charles that is SERIOUSLY not funny.

[I'm Gone 60]

*a few VJers stand in the ring mocking Ric Flair. The crowd starts booing. Ric has been gone for a little while and this group of VJ village idiots have been running wild. They call Ric names like gay, puzzy, 40 year old virigin on grandma's computer, loser, molested by a man. Children in the crowd are crying as their hero is being verbally ripped to shreds.*

*and then it happens*

*The music starts and yes - it is the Nature Boy Ric Flair! Wooooo! Ric Flair is back ladies and gentleman and he's running to the ring!*

*Flair slides in under the bottom rope and is being kicked by the VJ village idiots. Flair stands up, does a strut offers a handshake and pulls it back to fix his hair. The crowd goes wild and starts asking "What's causing all this Nature Boy". Woooo! mdyoung tries a puzzy soccer kick to Flair but Flair pulls out a red card from his tights and hits him with it. Wooooo! Flair asks if he broke his poor wittle footie.*

*Just then donal78, having sling shots instead of guns decides to hit Flair with a steel chair. Flair goes down bloody. donal tries to pull Flair up but the Nature Boy Ric Flair hits him in the balls and he goes down. Flair tells him that he wants to be the Don, but he's more like the Don't.*

*Flair turns around and sees ChristinaM standing there. Christina, having seen the carnage before her does what she always does and follows the popular crowd, begging Ric Flair to make her a horseman. Ric extends his hand, shakes with Christina and then pulls her in close, kicks her in the knee and puts her in the figure four leglock. Christina tapped out so hard that Sleeping Beauty actually woke up.*

*The crowd is juiced when karo comes in with her specialty - a cheap shot. Ric Flair is no stranger to cheap shots so he saw it coming and slapped her mouth. Her worst nightmare came true. Her lips swelled up so much she couldn't talk anymore*

The village idiots have been defeated and Ric Flair grabs the mic.

Woooooo!

If you get chopped and can't handle the sting, then stay the hell out of Ric Flair's ring.

Woooooo!

22 time what? champion of the world and the dirtiest player in the game. Flair has walked that isle and will walk all over your azz. You can't be first, but you can be next.

Ric Flair CTW FTW

Flair 3:16 to the Village Idiots means you just got chopped.

As John Mark Karr cheers on his man Ric blows him a kiss.

[Ric Flair 0]

I agree

I just think that fake wrestling moves are one thing....hitting a woman in the mouth until her lips swell so much she can't talk are another.

Sorry but violence against women just isn't something I joke about NOR find funny.

Wooooo!

Then pretend I'm a woman.

*slaps her again and harder so it works this time*

Wooooo!

Women have been getting in the ring for years. Look at Chyna. She nearly won the world heavyweight championship.

*hands karo a kleenex cause her feelings were hurt but she blamed it on DV*

[iceyspots 0]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo

[almaty 19]

aw ric...you bring wwe home to many people here