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When I was doing my clinicals I actually saw a man that fractured his little dude. It was soooooo black, I thought it would rot off! He ended up having to have surgery to correct it. I remember the doctor I was with saying that the lining of the "dude" that fills with blood, making the "dude" erect is what breaks, since there are no bones in the "dude." When this breaks, you will hear a POP! Gosh....even makes me hurt thinking about that! :blink:

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but had to take things easy, if I remember correctly for one year after his injury.

:o a WHOLE year???

whoa!

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When I was doing my clinicals I actually saw a man that fractured his little dude. It was soooooo black, I thought it would rot off! He ended up having to have surgery to correct it. I remember the doctor I was with saying that the lining of the "dude" that fills with blood, making the "dude" erect is what breaks, since there are no bones in the "dude." When this breaks, you will hear a POP! Gosh....even makes me hurt thinking about that! :blink:

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ohhhh dearrrr that sounds painful....

on the side did he get a sliver from the picnic table?

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i dont know about a fracture, i thought you had to have a bone for it to fracture..... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

oh wait...

actually such can happen and one of the major side effects is never having a woody again.

or worse :(

read the first post *warning - graphic description*

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no splinter just a broken and dark black cronk./..he told me he had a hard time going to the bathroom...i told hime as his therapist..next time bang her on a couch or a back seat of his car.....

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I have the strong urge to go ball up like a fetus and cry now.

Dude... I'm with ya... this is killing me just thinking about it! :crying:

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................i told him as his therapist..next time bang her on a couch or a back seat of his car.....

What kind of therapist would this be? Just interested..........

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I have the strong urge to go ball up like a fetus and cry now.

Dude... I'm with ya... this is killing me just thinking about it! :crying:

well he did say he let out a whelp and his girlfriend jumped up and accindently hit it....he ended up in the er and had to call his mohter..the girl went home and got out her rabbit..it never gets fractured..( note the girl part and the rabbit ,was pure speculation )

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I have the strong urge to go ball up like a fetus and cry now.

Dude... I'm with ya... this is killing me just thinking about it! :crying:

well he did say he let out a whelp and his girlfriend jumped up and accindently hit it....he ended up in the er and had to call his mohter..the girl went home and got out her rabbit..it never gets fractured..( note the girl part and the rabbit ,was pure speculation )

:lol::lol::lol:

this is tragicomically not the first time I've heard of this...

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I have the strong urge to go ball up like a fetus and cry now.

Dude... I'm with ya... this is killing me just thinking about it! :crying:

well he did say he let out a whelp and his girlfriend jumped up and accindently hit it....he ended up in the er and had to call his mohter..the girl went home and got out her rabbit..it never gets fractured..( note the girl part and the rabbit ,was pure speculation )

:lol::lol::lol:

this is tragicomically not the first time I've heard of this...

Bit like the story I heard once in the UK about a young guy and his girlfriend having *fun* in their car and the police taking an interest, so to speak. The girl's father's hobby was scanning police radio broadcasts. Of course he knew all about their escapade by the time the unfortunate young lady returned home...... :o

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It could have been worse... it could have gotten cut off or bitten off!!! :blush:

I'm with Rich... ::shudders::

No what's worse is a 2nd degree burn. from Sun bathing nude or when doing kitchen work poorly clothed. And you get a burn on it when its mr softy. And then when you go from softy to woody um its like reliving the original injury all over again!

They make aprons and sun block for a reason!

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It could have been worse... it could have gotten cut off or bitten off!!! :blush:

I'm with Rich... ::shudders::

No what's worse is a 2nd degree burn. from Sun bathing nude or when doing kitchen work poorly clothed. And you get a burn on it when its mr softy. And then when you go from softy to woody um its like reliving the original injury all over again!

They make aprons and sun block for a reason!

Speaking from personal experience? ;)

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It could have been worse... it could have gotten cut off or bitten off!!! :blush:

I'm with Rich... ::shudders::

No what's worse is a 2nd degree burn. from Sun bathing nude or when doing kitchen work poorly clothed. And you get a burn on it when its mr softy. And then when you go from softy to woody um its like reliving the original injury all over again!

They make aprons and sun block for a reason!

Don't ya just looove barbequed sausages....?? :whistle:

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