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survey finds german men are the world's worst lovers

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Glad to read that they're keeping the Finns a secret!!!!

Our timeline:

2/88: We met in Sydney, Australia at a youth hostel! He's Finnish, I'm American-both were in our early 20s at the time and fresh out of college (so couldn't afford to visit each other's countries after that!). We had a three-day romance, then went our separate ways. He actually was going to Sydney a week later, but decided at the last minute to cut his trip short in another country and go early. Wow.

1988-1998: Wrote "snail mail" letters/sent Xmas cards, but lived our separate lives. I married someone else, divorced in 2006...he lived with someone for years and then that ended.

10/08: Because of a series of random life events, I Googled my Finn Man and found him (but no link to his email, and the website his name was on was in Estonian so I couldn't even read it!). It took me two weeks to find a link to someone else, who forwarded my email to him (we were both single at the time thankfully!!!!). The email went to his spam folder but he happened to check it that day and responded back to me immediately! This was after 10 years of no contact and almost 21 years of not seeing each other after we first met.

11/08-5/09: We traveled back and forth to visit each other. Love at first (second?) sight!

7/09: Married in Helsinki, Finland...after meeting randomly 21 1/2 years ago and finding each other again!!!!!

8/13/09: I-130 sent!!!!!!!!!

Rest is on my timeline!

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"Other findings included that Dutch men were "too rough"

And that's a problem how???? :devil::blush:

That's what I was thinking. As long as no one ends up in the ER, I figure its been a fun night. :whistle:

:lol: I don't think I have experience with a German

Wow. I'm surprised!! :rofl:

me too :lol:

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:lol: I don't think I have experience with a German

Wow. I'm surprised!! :rofl:

me too :lol:

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but amby, ve have veys........ :devil:

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German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly ahead of the English.

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans were the worst in bed because they were considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they were too lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

The poll, carried out by www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

Other findings included that Dutch men were "too rough", Americans were "too dominating" while Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.

Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).

Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they were too hairy for the average woman.

A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: "These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3502636.html?menu=

The Germans finally won something!!!!! Yeee haaaa. Wait, sorry. I doubt the Statue of Liberty was really made in France. If she was, BOTH arms would be raised! :lol::lol:

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German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly ahead of the English.

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans were the worst in bed because they were considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they were too lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

The poll, carried out by www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

Other findings included that Dutch men were "too rough", Americans were "too dominating" while Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.

Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).

Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they were too hairy for the average woman.

A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: "These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3502636.html?menu=

The Germans finally won something!!!!! Yeee haaaa. Wait, sorry. I doubt the Statue of Liberty was really made in France. If she was, BOTH arms would be raised! :lol::lol:

need to shave her then

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The Germans finally won something!!!!! Yeee haaaa. Wait, sorry. I doubt the Statue of Liberty was really made in France. If she was, BOTH arms would be raised! :lol::lol:

let's not make fun of the french, and let's not mention that eurodisney is now forbidden to shoot fireworks because when they did in the past to celebrate the grand opening, the entire french army surrendered to eurodisney.....

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German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly ahead of the English.

... men from Sweden were branded "too quick" and came third.

While African men take too long. (NOT meant as an underhanded compliment.)

Edited by GabiandVi

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