Masturbating On Bench

[aussiewench 9]

I don't know, maybe I have a weird sense of humor but I think this story is hillarious I bet there was never any complaints from the defense attorneys.....at least the judge woulda been in a good mood. Hope this hasnt been posted already.....I hate coming second

Trial to open for Okla. judge accused of indecent exposure on bench

A sex toy, graphic photos and even audiotapes could be in evidence next week as an Oklahoma judge faces charges that he masturbated on the bench while presiding over cases.

Retired District Court Judge Donald Thompson, 58, could get as many as 10 years in prison on each of three counts of indecent exposure if convicted, and would be required to register as a sex offender.

The charges stem from court personnel, jurors and trial witnesses who claim to have seen Thompson masturbate and use a sexual device known as a "####### pump" while presiding over two murder trials and one civil trial in 2003 in his Creek County courtroom.

Creek County court reporter Lisa Foster told police she saw Thompson attach the pump to his ####### while court was in session and operate the device, "causing air pumping sounds" in open court, according to a police report.

Several jurors from the May 2003 trial provided similar statements to police, likening the noise to the sound of "pumping up an inflatable chair, or a hemorrhoid donut," a blood pressure cuff or a bicycle pump.

Others witnesses claimed to have seen changing facial expressions from the judge "in conjunction with the air noises and the movement of the judge's right arm."

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[CarolineM 0]

that is seriously disturbing.

[Welshcookie 17]

What a wanker..............

[aussiewench 9]

I can't believe he seriously thought he could get away with that behaviour in a court room full of people. I mean talk about hanging ones self. Thats part of why I think its so funny. I mean sh!t....where's his head at

[Keigwyn 1]

I can't believe he seriously thought he could get away with that behaviour in a court room full of people. I mean talk about hanging ones self. Thats part of why I think its so funny. I mean sh!t....where's his head at

I guess he had an over-inflated opinion of himself!

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

If they didn't want him do do that kind of stuff. Why give him such a loose/ roomy robe and a big desk? Just asking for trouble.

[charmac7 4]

I mean sh!t....where's his head at

His head is attached to the pump!!!!.....LMAO

Char

[arwensun1965 0]

Like Lorrell I found this really funny must be my sense of humour too. and talk about coming second well I nearly peeeeeed myself laughing

Janice

[Bootylicious!! 2]

[tm33398 0]

A true sex addict. Like the alcoholic and drug addict, his addiction caused him to lose sight of all reality. That's a serious addiction! Might be his last "drink" Some humrous responses though.

tm33398

[aussiewench 9]

I mean sh!t....where's his head at

His head is attached to the pump!!!!.....LMAO

Char

Exactly hahahahaha.......move to the head of the class

[tsunamihart 0]

I can't believe he seriously thought he could get away with that behaviour in a court room full of people. I mean talk about hanging ones self. Thats part of why I think its so funny. I mean sh!t....where's his head at

Another case of the little head doing the thinking for the bigger head

[Tiksman 0]

Only in Oklahoma --- Opps that is where I was born

[rbhigday 0]

Just when you though you had heard it all!!!

[almaty 19]

#######?? an i thought judges like playing with their gavel