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Sex With A Cowboy


Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker), Confided to her co-workers that she had three goals. For her trip to the Lone Star State :
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes.... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull
by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
They then asked, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'




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Jasman0717   9

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I guess I am the only one who thought this was funny :unsure:

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lol..i liked that.

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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lol..i liked that.

I was thinking that maybe the Skoal reference (condom in the back pocket) was too obtuse :P

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lol..i liked that.

I was thinking that maybe the Skoal reference (condom in the back pocket) was too obtuse :P

:lol::lol: No, I got it....but then, I'm from Texas, that's why? ;)

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lol..i liked that.

I was thinking that maybe the Skoal reference (condom in the back pocket) was too obtuse :P

:lol::lol: No, I got it....but then, I'm from Texas, that's why? ;)

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I got it from an old VJer from Texas :thumbs:

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I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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lol..i liked that.

I was thinking that maybe the Skoal reference (condom in the back pocket) was too obtuse :P

Nope. Got it right away. I am just find it hard to believe a New York gal like Buffy would be threatened by "size". :jest:

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lol..i liked that.

I was thinking that maybe the Skoal reference (condom in the back pocket) was too obtuse :P

Nope. Got it right away. I am just find it hard to believe a New York gal like Buffy would be threatened by "size". :jest:

:lol:

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Oooooh my eyes! I couldn't read it! :wacko:

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When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!']

Can be taken either way, did she need a microscope?

When drafted, a bunch of us Wisconsin farm boys were mixed with a bunch of Texans.

While we are quiet, polite, and nice, they were loud, boisterous, and rude.

When they claimed they could ride bulls, we carried them.

We didn't complain about the heat nor the cold, we are accustomed to both, man what a big bunch of babies those guys were.

No modesty in the military, jammed us all to take showers, tend to believe she needed a microscope. Unless they were using those condoms over their heads, that was one way to keep them quiet.

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wow, don't mess with texas

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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lol..i liked that.

I was thinking that maybe the Skoal reference (condom in the back pocket) was too obtuse :P

Nope. Got it right away. I am just find it hard to believe a New York gal like Buffy would be threatened by "size". :jest:

:o Where are all the New York gal defenders :P

When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!']

Can be taken either way, did she need a microscope?

I don't get it :blink:

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When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!']

Can be taken either way, did she need a microscope?

When drafted, a bunch of us Wisconsin farm boys were mixed with a bunch of Texans.

While we are quiet, polite, and nice, they were loud, boisterous, and rude.

When they claimed they could ride bulls, we carried them.

We didn't complain about the heat nor the cold, we are accustomed to both, man what a big bunch of babies those guys were.

No modesty in the military, jammed us all to take showers, tend to believe she needed a microscope. Unless they were using those condoms over their heads, that was one way to keep them quiet.

so you was looking, eh?

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