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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Panama
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I like the one from Silence of the Lambs when Dr.Lecter says "I ate his liver with fava beans and a chianti sauce."

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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Filed: Country: Philippines
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Ah, there's so many from Anchorman to choose, but here are some of my favorite:

Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

...

Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fu#k yourself, San Diego.

..

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh!

Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire, my lady.

Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper, filled with Indian food! Oh, excuse me.

Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.

Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a ####### covered in burnt hair.

News worker: Smells like Bigfoot's #######!

Filed: Country: India
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ZOOLANDER... =Ben Stiller

Derek Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?

Matilda: A what?

Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.

[Matilda looks at Derek confused]

Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

Love isn't love unless it is expressed;

caring isn't caring unless the other person knows;

sharing isn't sharing unless the other person is included

Filed: Country: Philippines
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ZOOLANDER... =Ben Stiller

Derek Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?

Matilda: A what?

Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.

[Matilda looks at Derek confused]

Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

lol...that's another one of those movies I can watch over and over.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Argentina
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"Yes, Yes, F#@k you too!" (Eddie Murphy - Coming to America) :lol:

ZOOLANDER... =Ben Stiller

Derek Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?

Matilda: A what?

Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.

[Matilda looks at Derek confused]

Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

"I was bulimic"

"You can read minds?"

:rofl:

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Mexico
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"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's #######."- Ron Burgundy

any phrase from Sgt Gunnery Hartman from Full metal Jacket

Marcellus Wallace:You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic ####. #### who thought their ### would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

Ricky Roma: WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... ####-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man. -Glengarry Glen Ross

John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. - The Devil's advocate

John Milton: Vanity, definitely my favorite sin. Devil's advocate

Jules: [points gun at Brett] Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, ####! Say "what" one more goddamn time! - Pulp Fiction

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

3678632315_87c29a1112_m.jpgdancing-bear.gif

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THE CROW

Funboy: Jesus Christ!

Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. [Fun Boy shoots him.] He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... [Fun Boy shoots him again.]

Funboy: Don't you ever ###### die?

Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Argentina
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"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's #######."- Ron Burgundy

any phrase from Sgt Gunnery Hartman from Full metal Jacket

Marcellus Wallace:You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic ####. #### who thought their ### would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

Ricky Roma: WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... ####-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man. -Glengarry Glen Ross

John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. - The Devil's advocate

John Milton: Vanity, definitely my favorite sin. Devil's advocate

Jules: [points gun at Brett] Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, ####! Say "what" one more goddamn time! - Pulp Fiction

Al Pacino tears it up with the monologue on Devil's advocate :thumbs:

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Mexico
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Cool Beans!

hahahahahha

for you marilyn!

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

3678632315_87c29a1112_m.jpgdancing-bear.gif

Filed: Country: Vietnam (no flag)
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American Beauty was chocked full o' quotes, but this may be favorite.

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the a$$holes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."

"Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself".

Lester Burnham: "Brad, for 14 years I've been a ####### for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing".

Edited by Joe Six-Pack
Filed: Country: Vietnam (no flag)
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"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's #######."- Ron Burgundy

any phrase from Sgt Gunnery Hartman from Full metal Jacket

Marcellus Wallace:You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic ####. #### who thought their ### would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

Ricky Roma: WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... ####-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man. -Glengarry Glen Ross

John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. - The Devil's advocate

John Milton: Vanity, definitely my favorite sin. Devil's advocate

Jules: [points gun at Brett] Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, ####! Say "what" one more goddamn time! - Pulp Fiction

Al Pacino tears it up with the monologue on Devil's advocate :thumbs:

Saludos,

Caro

Ditto.

 

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