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another one for the weather is

"colder than a witches #######"

The version I always heard was "colder than a witches ####### in a brass bra" :o

in a blizzard at the north pole :thumbs:

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How about, letting the cat out of the bag?

There are two possibles for this saying.

The first is that it was a common trick a few centuries ago to pretend you were selling a pig in a bag, getting money for it (for food) when in actual fact you had justa cat in there.

Second is to do with the Cat O' Nine Tails, a form of punishment on a ship. If the cat was let out of the bag then you were going to get whipped.

The first is the more likely though.

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another one for the weather is

"colder than a witches #######"

Is possibly to do with the witchfinder trials in England. A witches ####### was what a witch would use to suckle her familiar - the witchfinders would strip the woman naked and search for any scar, mole or other blemish and declare it was the witches' familiars' suckling spot.

They couldn't win really.

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I say that all the time... I looooove me some Google.

"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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another one for the weather is

"colder than a witches #######"

We say "colder than a set of witches titties in a brass bra"

**then I continued reading posts and realized someone already said this**

How about hornier than a two-peckered billy goat?

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"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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How about, letting the cat out of the bag?

There are two possibles for this saying.

The first is that it was a common trick a few centuries ago to pretend you were selling a pig in a bag, getting money for it (for food) when in actual fact you had justa cat in there.

Second is to do with the Cat O' Nine Tails, a form of punishment on a ship. If the cat was let out of the bag then you were going to get whipped.

The first is the more likely though.

Yep - the first one. :)

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Go and boil your head

Meaning

An insult, of the form go and do something bad for you. Other examples are, go and play in the traffic and the more recent, and vehement, eat sxxt and die.

that sounds shakespearian like one of my favourite insults of all time "go shake your ears"

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Well spank my ####### and call me Charlie....

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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Go and boil your head

Meaning

An insult, of the form go and do something bad for you. Other examples are, go and play in the traffic and the more recent, and vehement, eat sxxt and die.

that sounds shakespearian like one of my favourite insults of all time "go shake your ears"

rofl talking about shakespearean insults i found this one, it's hilarious

Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily

:lol:

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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hotter than a ####### in ft worth, texas on $2.00 night

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Go and boil your head

Meaning

An insult, of the form go and do something bad for you. Other examples are, go and play in the traffic and the more recent, and vehement, eat sxxt and die.

that sounds shakespearian like one of my favourite insults of all time "go shake your ears"

rofl talking about shakespearean insults i found this one, it's hilarious

Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily

:lol:

I love it.

Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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Your name is mud

Meaning

You are unpopular.

Origin

John Wilkes Booth broke his leg while escaping after shooting Abraham Lincoln in 1865. He was given medical help by Dr Samuel Mudd, who didn't then know about the assassination. Mudd was convicted of being Booth's conspirator, although he is widely believed to have been innocent. Actually, whether Mudd was innocent or not is of little consequence in regard to the origin of this phrase. It was in general circulation before Lincoln was assassinated. This comes from John Badcock's (aka 'J. Bee’) Slang - A dictionary of the turf etc., 1823:

"Mud - a stupid twaddling fellow. ‘And his name is mud!’ ejaculated upon the conclusion of a silly oration, or of a leader in the Courier."

The phrase appears to be one of the many that, when a news story arises, match the gist of the story and later become associated with it

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BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

 

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