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Ms. Squirrel   11

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June the 29th of 2008

Presidential Decree

By order of the Democratically elected Presidente of the sovereign and independent Republic of VJ, this day shall be known as the official Dia del Presidente, as long as he is still within his presidential term.

The decree hereby declares, that on this day, every citizen that wishes to use his right of freedom of speech, also known as posting, shall do it in the following fashion:

I. Every member who posts, shall do it while imbibing a concoction of fermented wheat, hops, barley with water, also known as beer

II. The proper attire for this occasion, shall be in a very minimalistic way, and trying to be as comfortable as possible

III. If possible VJ citizens should promote healthy foreign relations, and shall observe and enjoy other cultural and popular events popular in certain countries, such as football tournaments, in this case, the final of the 2008 Euro Championship

IV. It is in the best interest of the nation to promote the conservation of oil and keep the CO2 emissions at a low level. Hereby the President declares that driving will be allowed, no more than a distance of 10 miles around the citizens houses.

V. Since Dia del Presidente is a day for celebration and hardcore partying, the citizens shall not be modest in their consumption of food. Therefore el Presidente encourages consumption of different dishes, such as Pizza, Chinese, Thai, Mexican, or even fast food

This decree starts on the date mentioned above, and shall be in effect as long as El Presidente is in term.

Pedroh

El Presidente of VJ

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Sassy1natl Proficient

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LOL. That was great!! Allow me to be the first to say...Saaalgirah Mubarak!! Happy Birthday!!

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jundp Mentor

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Is it Feliz Cumpleanos a Pedro?!

In his honor I shall imbibe. I will watch the match at the Irish pub down the road (to which I will walk) whilst drinking a good Sol and eating a bowl of noodles.

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Done with USCIS until 12/28/2020!

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one...two...tree Grand Master

one...two...tree   2,762

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Ooooooooooo....all those declarations of pizza and Chinese food struck a nerve somewhere in my stomach region. :( It's after midnight...if I eat now, I'll grow fangs and cause mischief.

Is that you? :lol:

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It's like looking in a mirror. The resemblance is scary. :(

jodee Proficient

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Happy Birthday Pedroh!!

"When a man is educated, an individual is educated; when a woman is educated, a family and a country are educated."

— Mahatma Gandhi

The timeline... (Frankfurt) for the kids visas

10/22/2007 Filed I-130 x 2 in person + paid 710 USD (355 each )

10/22/2007 Filed DS-230 part 1 x 2

10/22/2007 Received the document checklist and FRN (case) numbers

12/18/2007 I-130 petition approved, but I didn't know. I was away at the time, didn't get confirmation letters til I got back from the states.

12/20/2007 Notice of Approval arrives in tha mail. According to the date received stamp on back of envelope at my post box.

Will now wait til hubby is back from Iraq to fax in checklist readiness, even though, I have been ready since day of lodging I-130's. all except medical.

02/18/2008 Faxed the "checklist" back to the consulate.

02/25/2008 Medicals completed.

02/25/2008 Appt letters in mail for appt on March 7th. Cant go due to prior military commitments. Emailed consulate and received an amended appt date of March 12th 2008.

03/12/2008 Visa interview - APPROVED x 2

03/27/2008 Visa's finally generated. I emailed the consulate. they apologised for the delay. They forgot to issue the visas after approval.

03/31/2008 Received visas

04/26/2008 Flying out of Frankfurt to next duty station on orders.

Nagishkaw Grand Master

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Feliz Cumpleanos a ti !

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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pedroh Grand Master

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gracias y'all!!

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,791

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so if julie posts this on behalf of pedroh, does that make her secretary of state?

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happy birthday pedroh!

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