HOOHOO who has the ring??

[brnidokiegurl 0]

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from

his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used

petroleum

jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married;

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your

hoohoo; or

3) Finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

[Miranda&James 8]

Although, most hoohoo's, in their normal state (I mean the unexcited normal state That might not be normal for some of you!) would be smushy enough to maybe allow a ring with enough vaseline. Let's just hope he doesn't get excited when the ring is on Ouch!

[Sprailenes 47]

I'm gonna go with 3.

A little shot to the ego there for him.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Now Im singing Gary Lewis and the Playboys, 'This Diamond Ring' .

[Jason-Sasha 1]

Wow! I just have one question....How the hell did he manage to have a wife and a girlfriend with such a tiny schwingbowser?? Perhaps he had fingers like Polish sausages?? I think he should have been forced to keep it there for a few weeks. teach him a lesson about adultry.

[Nessa 23]

maybe he is really fat and have a huge finger

[Sprailenes 47]

maybe he is really fat and have a huge finger

nooo.....I googled "big hands" there's no excuse for him.

[Krikit 1,163]

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married;

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your

hoohoo; or

3) Finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

4) Finding out your hoohoo has been accessorized and you never felt a thing.

[mawilson 2,133]

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him

Why did she get mad? He put it in his pocket, it's not like he had lost the damn thing.

And slipping the ring on his #######??? I don't think that's possible.

Bizarre.

[Sprailenes 47]

This could be like a pornographic spin off to lord of the rings.

[Miranda&James 8]

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him

Why did she get mad? He put it in his pocket, it's not like he had lost the damn thing.

And slipping the ring on his #######??? I don't think that's possible.

Bizarre.

He was with his girlfriend at the time who did not know that he was married. At least, that is what I understood the story to mean.

[mawilson 2,133]

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him

Why did she get mad? He put it in his pocket, it's not like he had lost the damn thing.

And slipping the ring on his #######??? I don't think that's possible.

Bizarre.

He was with his girlfriend at the time who did not know that he was married. At least, that is what I understood the story to mean.

Ok. Still, since when is a ring in a man's pocket incontrovertible proof that he's married?

[Jason-Sasha 1]

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him

Why did she get mad? He put it in his pocket, it's not like he had lost the damn thing.

And slipping the ring on his #######??? I don't think that's possible.

Bizarre.

He was with his girlfriend at the time who did not know that he was married. At least, that is what I understood the story to mean.

Ok. Still, since when is a ring in a man's pocket incontrovertible proof that he's married?

Exactly. Even though it is pretty obvious. She went off the deep end. All Lorena Bobbitt like with her anger. Maybe she thought eventually it would just fall off from loss of blood.

[almaty 19]

i heard of love rings to prolong clomax..but this is unusaL

[Ban Hammer 12,879]

This could be like a pornographic spin off to lord of the rings.

that reminds me of a video clip

not safe for work or around kids!