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  1. Saturday ES report, see man: We attended both ESs, reliable we man. Neither yielded anything, one dump casa one nice casa man. Oh well, OK man. Total = $0
  2. How VERY Arkansan, si D ma'am. Shouldn't Arkansans instead register at dentists for Denture Rewards, huh D ma'am? Time of fireworks notification precised, see and si and D ma'am. Can he trade them for their cash value, huh D ma'am? Definitely descended from Hillbilly, si D ma'am!
  3. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is loca, nuts ex-she man man. She needs to recover for a long time, si man. We are not particularly interested in reconnecting, no man. It would be a VERY long time with HEAVY premarital counseling, if ever man. Tell that to our A1c, probably completely hosed man. Aldi burnt them, not us, si and no man. And aren't you supposed to be consumed in July Many'th (2+2th) recreation, huh man?
  4. OP, answer the questions. Consequent to the answers, it seems that you have cause to: A. Demand a refund for any I-130 application fees plus legal charges for filing it; B. Formally report that attorney to your State Bar Association; C. Both of the above.
  5. Scientists issue warning after detecting concerning surge in infection in domestic cats: 'Should be closely monitored' [...] Scientists at the University of Maryland conducted a systematic review of scientific literature from 2004 to 2024 to assess the epidemiology and global distribution of avian flu in cats. They found what they described as a "drastic flux" in infections among domestic cats in 2023 and 2024 after the emergence of H5N1 clade 2.3.4.4b — a specific genetic lineage of highly pathogenic avian influenza that emerged around 2020 — in other mammals. They also discovered an uptick in the number of ways that cats were being infected with the illness, according to the University of Minnesota, which summarized the findings. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/scientists-issue-warning-detecting-concerning-103020168.html
  6. Thrilling Friday report, see man: Embedded ourself at 2 a.m. with heap heap HEAP HEAP HSM, out-knocked we man. In the first half-hour of Many (2+2+2) a.m., Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- texts came in, man. This hosed our carefully planned in-zzz-ing, man. Mini-B. still zzz-ing, zzz wee man man. We decided to mow front lawn, before rain/heat man. Two sweatbands were consumed, one job one recovery man. While we recovered under ceiling fan, ex-Mrs.-T-B. called, call ex-she man we man man. She asked when we wanted to turn over Mini-B., Ecu trip Saturday man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then stated how much she was hurting after dumping by the Rojo, si man. We gave her several reasons why it wasn't her fault, no lie we man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. appreciated our reasoning and concluded that she would be OK, si man. She even complimented us on a few of our Many,000,000,000 positive qualities, si man. We rousted Mini-B. from bed before noon, minor miracle man. Went straight to Mama T-B.'s old casa, start there man. Mini-B. helped us take empty boxes upstairs, would've taken us forever even if we'd survived it man. We dumped them inside, and Mini-B. chillaxed while we retrieved lunches*, retrieve we man. *with use of Mama T-B.'s stagnating monthly meal allowance, nothing wrong with this man Mini-B. had a cheeseburger, cheaps, and broccoli soup, ingest we man. We had baked whitefish, butternut squash, hush puppies, and diced watermelon, ingest we man. Mini-B. was full, so we consumed both cherry cobblers, ingest and hose A1c we man. Gathered items requested by Mama T-B., gather we man. Visited Mama T-B. in new place, visit senior she man. Mama T-B. delighted to see Mini-B., as ever man. She didn't even yell at us, amazing man. It was a good visit, conclude Two Guys and senior she man man. Returned to casa, return Two Guys man. We were past ready for a siesta, need major zzz we man. Uncle T-B. phoned TWICE precisely in the middle of it, man. Din-din was burnt pork ends (Aldi) and tater tots (Aldi), ingest Two Guys man. Movie evening was 2 Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Tally for the week was Many (1 Manyzen + 1), highly acceptable Two Guys total man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. asked us to bring Mini-B., in throes of packing ex-she man man. Mini-B. gathered his junk, gather wee man man. We got him to join us in stripping/reclothing his bed, minor miracle man. Miu helped by sitting on bed while we were trying to make it, participatory miu man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. out on errand, empty casa man. We said goodbye to Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man. It was a good week despite Internet outage, conclude Two Guys man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Will listen to fireworks, miu thankfully not spooked by them man. We have itineraried 2 ESs for Saturday, think we can attend we man. Then, must contact moving-companies, determine schedules man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.
  7. The feeling is unparalleled, isn't it? Congratulations and best of luck to both of you. Do stick around to offer support to others.
  8. Such a literate, detailed report will be of interest and comfort to others, assuredly. Elaboration on Crazy Cat's recommendation about collecting evidence for Removing Conditions: I took everything that might remotely support evidence of our relationship and threw it all into a box. I had a computer folder for online material. When it was time to file the I-751, I had the high-class problem of deciding what NOT to include. In addition (actually, before anything), shop for a lawyer who can draft wills, medical & financial powers of attorney, and similar estate documents. These make superlative evidence for Removing Conditions, and they're even more crucial to have in "life." Remember that if you move from one U.S. state to another, your will may need to be redone.
  9. Keep buying booze until you can officially test the card! 1. If it works as ID, begin drinking immediately & heavily to celebrate. 2. If it doesn't work, begin drinking immediately & heavily regardless.
  10. Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Went to bed at half-past midnight, unheard of but beyond-exhausted we man man. Internet still down, disgusted Mini-B. wee man and frustrated we man man. Awoke at half-past Many (2x2x2) a.m., feeling lousy despite bedtime HSM we man. Internet was up, finally resolved man. Immediately scanned/e-mailed important poop for Mama T-B.'s long-term care insurance, prioritize we man. Handled home health for Uncle T-B., confused senior he man. Nooser assistant had just been there to supervise his shower, deny presence of anyone he man. Registered Nooser outside his door thereafter, not acknowledge nooser's presence he man. He did see nooser, who confirmed his confusion along with nooser assistant, man. Last thing we need now is to have to get Uncle T-B. into memory care, man. Lunch for us was Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Lunch for Mini-B. was toucans Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest wee man. We still felt awful afterward and texted Mama T-B. accordingly, didn't pester us senior she man man. An hourlong siesta was taken, helpful zzz but not nearly enough man. Took "daytime" HSM throughout daytime, must muscle through we man man. At half-past Many (2+1), awoke and did the following (in rain & traffic), see man: -- went to storage outfit #1, investigate we man -- went to hardware store for boxes, save future ones for us they man -- went to liquor store, charm clerkette to get Many boxes we man -- went to storage outfit #2, investigate we man -- went back to storage outfit #1 to rent Many-x-Many cubicle, hope it's adequate we man -- went to 'za place to carry out monster 'roni 'za, anticipated by Mini-B. man Din-din was the monster 'roni 'za, ingest in half-of-half an hour Two Guys man. Brushed needy miu for second time, assuage needy miu we man. E-mailed Mama T-B.'s situation to CPA and to head chica of chief investment co., e-mail we man they man man. Movie night was more Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2) for the truncated week, quota achieved man. Researched moving-companies, couple of possibilities man. Discovered that online booking of storage outfit #1 is $Many00 cheaper than in-store, we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Identified a GS that we can attend consequent to another errand on Friday, identify we man. Must balance time with Mini-B. and boxing books at Mama T-B.'s old crib, bifurcate ourself we man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. takes Mini-B. Friday eve for trip to Ecu starting Saturday, bye wee man man. We shall take much HSM and hope to zzz in, please no calls/texts/thunder man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.
  11. Si and gracias, mam ma'am, but we can't stand the whining on NextDoor and probably won't ever return except perhaps to sell Mama T-B.'s leftover furniture if we're desperate, si mam ma'am. Si, Y ma'am. In fact, we stopped at an old-fashioned hardware store for some and a liquor store for more, free man.
  12. Thread is moved from the CR-1 Process forum to the Embassy/Consulate forum -- topic involves consular processing.
  13. Hee heeeeeee! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So I Installed That ICEBlock App on My Phone... There's a new app that lets leftists report the location of ICE agents in real-time — but the Right hijacked it. By now, you've probably heard of ICEBlock, a mobile app developed by self-described Antifa and BLM guy Joshua Aaron, for reporting the location of ICE agents in real-time. If you haven't heard of ICE Block, it isn't for any lack of trying on CNN's part. [...] The good news is that while ICEBlock could be more user-friendly, it's no more difficult for law-abiding citizens to use than it is for lefties. [...] https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2025/07/02/so-i-installed-that-ice-block-app-on-my-phone-n4941374
  14. Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Breakfast was 2 hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. Mini-B.'s breakfast/lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man. We spent nearly an hour on the phone with Mama T-B.'s long-term care policy issuer, si man. Mama T-B. had taken out 2 policies, one of them Many (2x2x2x2x2 +2+1) years ago, ancient man. Customer-service chica found the "newer" one right away, si man. Customer-service chica bent over backward trying to find the other, consult others she man man. She kept us on the line to listen to her caucuses with the others, interesting and efficient man. This was perhaps the best-ever customer-service experience in our memory, no exaggerate we man. We later got forms to complete, Many pages man. However, we can't submit them because the Internet is down again, what the man.* *We are using Mini-B.'s WiFi hotspot, only workaround man Mini-B. is exceptionally displeased with ongoing outage, interrupted his gaming with amigo man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. to basketball camp, take ex-she man wee man man. We simultaneously left for duties for Mama T-B., simultaneous we man. Mama T-B. in slightly better mood today, wouldn't take much to achieve that man. We have got to decide on furniture and find movers, time's wasting man. We haven't done one thing to de-content Mama T-B.'s desks, bookcases, dressers, or nothin', no man. We need to find a cheap source of Many,000,000 boxes, go out for boxing we man. And we lose one day of activity consequent to the July Many'th (2+2th) holiday, sigh man. Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables & Aldi breaded chicken fingers in honey-mustard, ingest Two Guys man. No party with the rubias, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.
  15. WCG does his and uses Dollar General toilet paper as the filters, awe-inspiring WCG man. You're lucky that we slummed in Walmart at all, so there man. Whoopee, si and glee man! Out-missing on one of the major food groups, sigh man... See above, see and si and man.
  16. Thanks for your update and intriguing report. You seem to have been quite fortunate in dealing with potential bureaucracy. Commendations and congratulations!
  17. Thread is moved from the CR-1 Process forum to the CR-1 Case Progress subforum.
  18. Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the K-1 Case Progress subforum.
  19. UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You're Allowed To Be Racist Against LONDON — In a move intended to help citizens direct their hatred toward the appropriate parties, UK police released an updated chart showing who you're currently allowed to be racist against. With residents unsure about which people groups they are allowed to hate, authorities said the updated chart should provide a useful road map to make sure everyone discriminates against the designated parties. "Here we are with your government-endorsed Hate Chart," said Constable Wellington Chestershire. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-police-release-updated-chart-showing-who-youre-allowed-to-be-racist-against
  20. Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population Of 12 U.S. — Population numbers have shifted drastically in light of new changes to the census program, which remove illegal immigrants from official population numbers. As a result, California, once the most populous state in the country, now has a total population of just 12 people. "Woah. Where'd everyone go?" said one of the 12 remaining Californians. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/illegal-immigrants-removed-from-census-leaving-california-with-population-of-12
  21. This is readable, educational, and like watching a car wreck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We Still Have An Imperial Judiciary, Yet Trump Continues To Exercise Extreme Restraint "'[E]veryone, from the President on down, is bound by law.' That goes for judges too," the Supreme Court declared last week in holding several lower court judges erred in entering nationwide injunctions in the lawsuits challenging Donald Trump's birthright citizenship executive order. The Supreme Court's Friday decision in Trump v. CASA, Inc. represents the high court's most recent check on what it branded an "imperial judiciary." Yet, there appears no end in sight to the lower courts' entry of lawless injunctions against the Trump Administration. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2025/06/30/we-still-have-an-imperial-judiciary-yet-trump-continues-to-exercise-extreme-restraint/
  22. It is already time (and necessary) for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== ASSIGNING BLAME A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship, completely drunk, after a big evening ashore. As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice seaman above him, he shouted, "Give that man five days in the brig for vomiting!" The next morning, the captain was checking the log, and he saw that the young seaman had been sentenced to ten days instead of five. He asked the chief mate why. "Well, sir, when we got you undressed, we found that he had also pooped in your pants."
  23. Thrilling (?) Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man: Arose uncomfortably early for oil-change in the T-B.-mobile, crisis stage man. Tried place offering a $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 +2+1) discount for first-time customers, financially savvy we man. Wonderful people & shop, undoubtedly man. Price after discount was $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 +1) -- si man, $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 +1), man. We usually get ours at the place where we bring our own oil/filter for $Many ($2x2x2x2 -1) labor, man. The good news is that this new place does transmission flushes, next routine maintenance item man. Afterward, we Walmarted for a belt with enough holes to keep our pants up sufficiently, finally man. We were exhausted after this (at Many [2x2x2 +2] a.m.) but could not siesta, see below man. Breakfast was Many (2+2) hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. We left PB&J sandwiches for Mini-B.'s lunch, eventually ingest wee man. Took Uncle T-B. for a crucial doctor visit, recertify Casa Health episodes man. Different doctor was excellent, refugee from hospital service she man. She even managed to order Uncle T-B. a Rollator that he should get this week, amazing man. Internet was down all day again, we man and bored wee man man. Spent another near-hour arguing with idiot phone personnel about why and when, man. Tried to siesta, exhausted we man. Of course, we were awakened precisely halfway through by Rollator vendor, at least a valid sacrifice man. Internet finally returned, relief we man and glee wee man man. Mini-B. immediately began gaming with amigo, game wee men man. We groceried for Uncle T-B., manageable amount of stuff this time man. Delivered a ready Rx at same time, serendipity man. We then went to complex's mailroom to look for discarded fast-food coupons, financially savvy we man. Only ones were for Jack In The Box, useless man. Din-din was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man. *bought WUOC + gift cards, financially savvy we man Phoned Mama T-B., morose senior she man. TV went out again, defective cable box man. Maintenance dude could never get through to customer "service" for necessary code input, sigh and man. Mama T-B.'s bath assistant also never showed, no and man. Hospital bed incompatible with "halo" pull-up apparatus, man. Mama T-B. reduced to staring at blank wall and praying to die, sigh man. Today (today), she's punting furniture choices to us, we will certainly guess wrong man. She reamed us several new ones for "wasting time" on Uncle T-B. instead of her, sigh man. Movie night was more Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. On Wednesday, must make phone calls & visit storage places, busy we man. We should also begin labeling Mama T-B.'s stuff per where it should be moved, gargantuan task man. Even more gargantuan will be boxing/packing stuff with no help, must find Many,000,000 boxes we man. It is hard to pick which first bites of this mammoth to eat one at a time, sigh man. No party with the rubias tonight or for many moons, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.
  24. Are they then "impatients,", huh man? One of our favorite bumper-stickers, see man: "So Many Pedestrians... So Little Time, Si Man...", si man. And a great Many'th to all who remember their P-Math, si man!
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