TBoneTX

"Your papers, Comrade!" I'm struggling to envision how. For example (?): Cop at inbound checkpoint (restrictive state): What was your business out-of-state? Traveler: Thanks for your interest, but I don't have to tell you. Am I free to go? Cop: What was your business out-of-state? Traveler: Officer, I wish to leave; are you detaining me, or am I free to go? Cop at outbound checkpoint (restrictive state): Are you leaving to get an abortion? Traveler: Do you ask this of everyone, or are you discriminating against young cisgender women?

1. You can typically apply within 90 days of the 3-year anniversary of your green card. Avoid applying too early. 2. Begin studying this definitive N-400 guide right now: http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

In addition, take photos of injuries that she has inflicted on you. Document time and date. Witnesses are helpful. File police reports every time.

Read what you've written. To blazes with her "wasted life" poppycock. Consult a divorce attorney (or several) NOW -- initial consultations are almost always free. ===> He (she) who files for divorce first typically has the upper hand. Se what options you have about obtaining a restraining order.

Thrilling Monday-morning semi-report, half-see man: Mini-B. accepted waffles for breakfast, ingest nonpickily wee man. Standardized skool tests today, everyone aware man. Mini-B. couldn't find laptop-charger, highly aysheep wee man. Was about to resort to using Oculus charger, plug fit into laptop man. We told Ex-Mrs.-T-B. that Mini-B. was aysheep, report we aysheep wee man to ex-she man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. met us in the skool line, never seen ex-her move that promptly man. Mini-B. non-aysheep, mollified wee man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s A/C should be fixed in about an hour, hot stuff now (albeit a non-rubia) ex-she man.

If it's cheaper for the husband, who cares, huh man?

Fun out-zoned no-go crazy mam ma'am! Fun, FUN out-zoned OUT-ZONED no-go NO-GO crazy CRAZY mam ma'am! Complete as soon as possible, see mam ma'am: Wedgies, si man! - General Polls - VisaJourney

If it was rubia, shame on you and replace it immediately, si and DA man! If it was non-rubia, then no loss and think nothing more of it, no and no DA man.

Fun cool look-gooding great out-hanging Polish Commie-Babe Asia! Fun, FUN cool COOL look-gooding LOOK-GOODING great out-hanging GREAT OUT-HANGING Polish Commie-Babe Asia!

Have her reschedule her birthday to match Mother's Day so that you need only one card/present, si DA man.

Inaccurate. Grover Cleveland ran for a third term in 1896 but was rejected in favor of William Jennings Bryan.

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-thoughtful-mothers-day-gifts-you-can-get-at-the-gas-station-on-the-way-home-from-church

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-repeats-false-claim-he-once-had-an-abortion

If I were in charge of All Things, I'd put a continuous microscope on all those losers for exactly this.

Someone will have to point him in that direction and help him squeeze the trigger. Maybe DOCTOR Jill.

This, and it might also be that the military/industrial complex's lobbyists are promoting this to make the m/i complex look good.

Most of us here can probably agree that 99.44% of the regular public, and all U.S. law, would shut that down in very short order.

Take it from us, LL ma'am: you married not just "well," but exceptionally well, see and si ma'am.

Eventful Sunday report, see man: We learned (without details) from ex-Mrs.-T-B. that her parents like the Rojo less than they like us, ha ha haaaaaaaaa man. We are seeking details, will duly report here man. Breakfasted with Mini-B. at Burger King*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man We were to surrender Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B. at 1 p.m., Mother's Day man. However, at noon ex-Mrs.-T-B. phoned us in a panic, aysheep ex-she man. Her A/C compressor had blown, hottest day of the year (in the Manys F.) man. No repairs available till noon Monday, understandable man. Casa is filled with Ecus (ex-Mrs.-T-B., ex-Mama-Mrs.-T-B., ex-Papa-Mrs.-T-B., & Cousin Mini-B.), all used to heat man. However, Mini-B. is like us and couldn't withstand that stuff, agreed without argument man. We therefore are keeping Mini-B. overnight and will drop him at skool, bonus night man. Lunch for Mini-B. was onecan of SpaghettiOs + meatballs, ingest wee man. Lunch for us was two slices of Texas Toast bread, still full from breakfast we man. We, Mini-B., & ex-Mrs.-T-B. visited Mama T-B., see senior she we and wee and ex-she man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. broke the news to Mama T-B. about the new T-B.-mobile, soften the blow man. Mama T-B. instinctively almost went aysheep but restrained herself, gamble paid off man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. & parents to the mall to escape the casa heat, good idea man. On way back, she brought us Many (2+1) remaining slices of a loaded pizza, ingest for din-din we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B., ex-Mama-Mrs.-T-B., & ex-Papa-Mrs.-T-B. came to watch AFV, full casa man. Miu (aysheep all day) was quite sociable with all, aysheep sociable miu man. We shall host ex-Mama-Mrs.-T-B., ex-Papa-Mrs.-T-B., & Cousin Mini-B. for din-din on Saturday, hospitable we man. The Ecu + Mexican handymen finished building our fence today, uncomplaining guys in the oppressive heat man. We are impressed with them and with the fence, si man. We have lost respect for our neighbor, who came to us Many (2+1) times to ensure that the guys wouldn't leave even one clay clod in his yard, quit going aysheep man. We are glad to have Mini-B. for this extra bonus night, Two Guys man.

Picky, picky, si ma'am!

Fizzicly hot non-insane Ontarklar! Fizzicly hot, FIZZICLY HOT non-insane NON-INSANE Ontarklar! Then how did we end up with Hillbilly, huh ma'am?

It's still Sunday (you thought that we'd forgotten), which means that it's time for our approval-evoking*, good-news-eliciting* Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *if correlation = causation ========================================== THE BLONDE'S PHONE CALL A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What about the other one?" "They called back."

Yee-HAAAA! [Joke worked again... joke worked again...]

Saturday mini-culinary report, see man: Mini-B. had obligations that Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was handling, so we were out to lunch (uh... wait man). Lunch was Many (2+1) full plates at our favorite Chinese buffet, ingest we man. The little Chinese waitress was quite chatty and perhaps likes us, we think man. Din-din was large turkey pot pies, ingest Two Guys man. Dessert was a trip to Baskin-Robbins, indulge Two Guys man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has dibs on Mini-B. for Mother's Day, surrender wee man at 1 p.m. we man. We shall breakfast at Burger King WUOC, financially savvy we man. Mini-B. shall lunch on onecan of spaghettiOs + meatballs, in lieu of din-din man. We shall be saddened upon his premature departure, miss wee man we man.

Well, of course and !