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So in other words, you have rocks in your head, eh mam ma'am. Got it, first try, insightful we man!

Arkansas family trees have no branches. Ain't no 'fisticated part o' Arkansaw, yew idjit!

More authentically, "Didja git yer..."

This is cruel albeit usual punishment, sigh man. Need to use black, yellow, something neither of those, and dotted or dashed lines, si man. --- So what is our degree, huh mam ma'am -- PetrE, Geology, both, neither, Skool of Life, huh mam ma'am?

Mama T-B. underwent cranial MRI the other day, recall we man. Nothing noteworthy was found, no man. We conclude that "They imaged Mama T-B.'s head, and found nothing!" si man.

It sounds quite boreing, si mam ma'am. English-only outside the regional forums, si mam ma'am! Reported!!!

Oh, deer...

Go Hawks. ----- A new computer was set up at the University of Iowa Student Union. Students could pay a quarter, insert their index finger, have their I.Q. measured, and enjoy a 3-minute conversation with the computer on the basis of their I.Q. The first student put in his quarter and stuck in his finger. The computer said, "Beep beep! Your I.Q. is 187; let us discuss nuclear physics." After the first student left, the second student repeated the process. The computer said, "Beep beep! Your I.Q. is 123. Let us discuss politics." His time ran out, and the third student put in his money and stuck in his finger. The computer said, "Beep beep! Your I.Q. is 12. How about them Hawks?"

Good for you, si mam ma'am. And what is it that you teech, huh mam ma'am? We are slightly-to-moderately red-green c'blind, sigh man. Sometimes, we can guess fairly well, si man. Other times, we are way off, sigh man. Traffic lights to us look red, yellow, and white, see we man. We have no idea about "shades," pink/magenta/rose etc. man. We also rarely guess right between blue and purple, what's "purple" man. We used to have a female neighbor who was yellow-blue c'blind, exceptionally rare man. In skool, we remember a day when the teechur produced two of the Ishihara (?) C'blindness plates, si man. One was to indicate red-green, the other yellow-blue, distinction man. We were the only c'blind stoodent, si man. We could see the number buried within the red-green, but not the yellow-blue, see and no man. This perplexed us and our contemporaries derided us some, embarrassing man. It occurred to us, many years later, that the book's editors weren't c'blind and had no one on staff who was, and they inadvertently swapped the plates and published them wrong, vindication for we man man!

To Shed 'Gay Beer' Image, Bud Light Partners With Sport Where Sweaty Men In Underwear Hug For 25 Minutes [...] "This will totally fix things," said Bud Light marketing executive John Tenta. "We want to regain the market share we had when we were known as the go-to beverage for rugged, masculine consumers. That's why we're slapping our name and logo on a sport where men wear tiny shorts and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/to-shed-gay-beer-image-bud-light-partners-with-sport-where-sweaty-men-in-underwear-hug-for-25-minutes

Gavin Newsom Visits Xi Jinping To Get More Ideas On How To Run California BEIJING — California Governor Gavin Newsom went to China to meet with the head of the totalitarian Communist regime after reportedly feeling "burned out" with his latest efforts to oppress Californians. "I just feel like I'm running on empty, like I have no good ideas left," Gavin reportedly told President Xi Jinping. "Closing churches. Masks. Streets riddled with decay and filth. I feel like I've done it all. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-visits-xi-jinping-to-get-more-ideas-on-how-to-run-california

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mike Johnson's Family And Friends Stunned To Learn He's A Congressman BENTON, LA — On the heels of Louisiana Representative Mike Johnson's election as Speaker of the House, family and close friends of the new speaker were shocked and amazed to learn that Mike Johnson is a congressman. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-johnsons-family-and-friends-stunned-to-learn-hes-a-congressman

Sobering. Look at the results of those polls. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Palestinian Arabs Overwhelmingly Support Hamas And Its Genocidal Aspirations [...] In fact, Hamas overwhelmingly represents the Palestinian people. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2023/10/25/palestinian-arabs-overwhelmingly-support-hamas-and-their-genocidal-aspirations/

Every word needs reading. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Watched Hamas Unleash Hell At a press conference like no other, Israel broadcast footage that bore testament to an ancient hatred. [...] A new scene depicts a man in a football shirt lying on the ground covered in blood. He moans in pain. A terrorist picks up a hoe and starts smashing him over the head—over and over and over again. "Allahu Akbar!" he screams, over and over and over again. [...] https://www.thefp.com/p/i-watched-hamas-unleash-hell

Stanford Students Demand the School Fly Them to Gaza So They Can Grieve Properly [...] they want their round-trip after the ceasefire has been negotiated. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/10/25/stanford-students-demand-the-school-fly-them-to-gaza-so-they-can-grieve-properly-n2388994

Los Angeles Man Arrested for HORRIFIC Home Invasion While Shouting 'Free Palestine' at Jewish Family [...] The victim, who is nine months pregnant, told KTLA's Ellina Abovian that the intruder first kicked in the door to their master bedroom. Her husband fought with him while she called 911. "[He said] I'm going to kill you because you are Jewish … Israel kills people," she said in broken English. [...] https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2023/10/25/san-francisco-free-palestine-break-in-n2389002

Yikes! The Foreign Minister of Islamic Republic Granted Visa to The US and Tax Payer Funded Protection This one is really hard to believe. Apparently, the United States granted a visa to the Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic. His name is Hossein Amir - Abdollahian. He has meetings with such folks as Hamas leaders (those are the terrorists who just killed over 1400 people in Israel) and also the leader of Hezbollah (they're the ones trying to start some with Israel from Lebanon). So, this guy is in America getting security paid by tax payers and then runs off and meets with terrorist organizations. How quaint. [...] https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2023/10/25/foreign-minister-of-islamic-republic-visa-in-america-yashar-n2389004

A noncontributory post has been removed. ---- Everyone goes through this. Distract yourself so that you're not thinking about it all the time. Violent physical exercise can help. That's all that we can say.

Hamas Terrorists Found with Note on How to Decapitate Jews By Removing Hearts, Livers [...] "You must sharpen the blades of your swords and be pure in your intentions before Allah. Know that the enemy is a disease that has no cure, except beheading and removing the hearts and livers. Attack them!" the note reads in Arabic. The note reportedly came from Hamas leadership, declaring the religious importance of massacring Jews wherever they are found. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/10/25/hamas-terrorists-found-with-instructions-on-how-to-decapitate-jews-and-remove-hearts-livers-n2630382

Thrilling Wednesday non-Mama-T-B. report, see man: Almost normalcy, amazing man. After Mama-T-B. visit, went to Costco, go we man. Got Many (2+2) items, 2 on sale man. Place surprisingly unmobbed midweek at midday, interesting man. Lunch was the footlong Costco hot dog + Pepsi*, ingest we man. *for $1 + half a buck, financially savvy we man After servicing demanding miu, we took a much-needed siesta, zzz we man. Mini-B. in a mood with a 'tude upon skool pickup, oof man. Refused suggestions of din-din and demanded to go straight to the casa, unprecedented man. Finally he calmed down and requested Popeye's, retrieve** we man and ingest Two Guys man. **bought WUOC, financially savvy we man Mini-B. helped Mama T-B. with a phone issue, by phone man. Mini-B. then played V.R. until his Oculus died, perfect timing for return man. Overall, not the optimal but not the worst Two Guys eve, oh well man. We have already identified a couple or Many ESs for the weekend, geographically promising man. Party with the rubias later, resume cavorting we man.

*** Thread is moved from the CR-1 Process forum to the CR-1 Case Progress subforum. *** It means to ignore it, wait, and hope for approval sometime soon.

If Oregonian hyskoolers don't even have to show proficiency in the basics, imagine how deficient they are in History. These little clowns will be running our country in a generation or two.

That's 3 wasted weeks of majority status that the Republicans will never get back. Could have made progress on several issues during that time.

Evilly brilliant? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How a single US family cashed in 14,000 winning lottery tickets and screwed the taxman out of $6M A Massachusetts family led an elaborate lottery-fraud scheme, cashing in more than 14,000 winning tickets and pocketing money due to the tax authorities. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/single-us-family-cashed-14-113900697.html

'They Were Pushed to the Brink': Black Football Team Forced to Forfeit Playoff Chances Because Brawl Erupted After Other Team's Fans Hurled Racial Slurs at Them Syracuse, New York, city school officials believe that race played a central role in a high school football brawl between the Public Service Leadership Academy at Fowler and Watertown teams on Friday, Oct. 13. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/were-pushed-brink-black-football-220000492.html