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Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. Dropped Mama T-B. at doc's office, chauffeur senior she man we man. Retrieved Mama T-B. 2 hours later, terrible traffic and rain man. Unable to accommodate Two Guys eve, see timing of above man. Will try Fri. or Sat., hope we man. Din-din was toucans of store-brand Beefaroni, ingest we man. We have itineraried Many (2x2x2 +1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +1) -- ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. Party with the rubias in full progress, cavort we man. Total wild man we man, si man.

That was generous of them. This is what to do.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After Latest Gaffe, White House Staff Remove Biden's Brain, Blow On It, Put it Back In WASHINGTON, D.C. — After another horrendously embarrassing day of gaffes for President Biden, White House aides decided to try removing his brain, blowing on it, then sticking it back in. "Worth a shot," said aide Omar Gonzales. "It works on other ancient technology." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-latest-gaffe-white-house-staff-remove-bidens-brain-blow-on-it-put-it-back-in

Democrats Criticize Republicans For Wasting Time Impeaching Biden When He's Probably Just Going To Be Dead In A Few Weeks Anyway [...] GOP attack dogs doubled down, urging Congress to consider the possibility of investigating a proposal to recommend a suggestion to advocate for impeachment. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-criticize-republicans-for-wasting-time-impeaching-biden-when-hes-probably-just-going-to-be-dead-in-a-few-weeks-anyway

Not the Bee! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NYC officials to distribute fliers urging illegals to STAY AWAY from their sanctuary city https://twitchy.com/dougp/2023/09/28/nyc-officials-to-distribute-fliers-urging-illegals-to-stay-away-from-their-sanctuary-city-n2387891

Democrats Tout Deceptively Edited Video of Turley, Implying There Is No Evidence for Impeachment https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/09/28/democrats-tout-video-of-witness-saying-there-isnt-enough-evidence-for-impeachment-but-theres-a-problem-n2164438

Former Arizona Gubernatorial Candidate Kari Lake to Announce Senate Bid Against Kyrsten Sinema https://redstate.com/joesquire/2023/09/28/former-arizona-gubernatorial-candidate-kari-lake-announces-senate-bid-against-kyrsten-sinema-n2164405

Electric bus company that made POTATUS "look good" goes...well...BUSt [...] A real life story with a moral, a lesson to be learned if one wishes to do so, and it's pretty damn amusing in the most satisfying fashion for those of us who delight in that sort of comeuppance. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/09/28/electric-bus-company-that-made-potatus-look-good-goes-well-bust-n580859

Wonderfully stated and worth watching! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Watch: Senator Katie Britt brought the fiery lecture to reporters - do your job! Senator Katie Britt (R-AL) tore into reporters for not bothering to do their job and write about the Biden border crisis. During a press conference with Senators John Cornyn, Ted Cruz, Marsha Blackburn, and Lindsey Graham, she didn't hold back. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/09/28/watch-senator-katie-britt-brought-the-fiery-lecture-to-reporters-do-your-job-n580911

Scraping the bottom of the barrel [...] The Strategic Petroleum Reserve isn't the only oil related storage thing we need to be concerned with, although what Biden has done to it in the name of his political capital IS hugely concerning. There's also a facility called the Cushing oil hub. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/09/28/scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel-n581137

Joe Biden remembers for the 18th time a trip he took with Xi, but forgets the name of the pandemic Xi gave us Operation Bubble Wrap, the mission to keep Joe Biden from quite literally falling on his face as the octogenarian president travels the country this week, has entered its fourth day. [...] https://hotair.com/generalissimo/2023/09/28/joe-biden-remembers-for-the-18th-time-a-trip-he-took-with-xi-but-forgets-the-name-of-the-pandemic-xi-gave-us-n580897

Interesting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Joe Biden's billion-dollar oil mistake [...] The reality, however, is much grimmer. What has landed us here is a combination of three of the Biden administration's signature policies — its aggressive support for ESG, its proxy war against Russia, and its sabre-rattling approach to China. The result is that the US is now in an energy chokehold right when the country needs as many options as possible. [...] https://unherd.com/2023/09/joe-bidens-billion-dollar-oil-mistake/

I was tempted to post the article in the SSN subforum or in Moving to the U.S. If it's better in either of those than here, holler.

Who knows what he told Bang Bang, or whatever her name was...

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

TikTok -- you'll get followers!

The consulates can renew the validity of I-129F petitions in 4-month increments for up to a year. They often do this automatically. However, it's best to e-mail your consulate to request this extension.

Newly revealed Hunter Biden message describes 'family's brand' as his 'only asset' https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/09/27/newly-revealed-hunter-biden-message-describes-familys-brand-as-his-only-asset-n580932

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs For Plot To Assassinate Biden [...] "After an extensive investigation, we now believe stairs are a credible threat to the President's life," said FBI spokesperson Ed Leslie. "Suspicion arose after repeated incidents in which the president nearly lost his life entering Air Force One. We are proud to say the threat has been neutralized." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-arrests-air-force-one-stairs-for-plot-to-assassinate-biden

Philadelphia Shoe Stores, Liquor Stores, Electronics Stores Looted By Starving People Desperately Looking For Bread [...] "I'm just out here trying to feed my kids!" said 17-year-old Dontel Mayes to reporters while beating a security guard to death with a brick. "I've smashed up 7 Gamestop stores so far, and haven't found any bread for the wife and 12 kids, so I guess I have to settle for this game system and a copy of Madden 24." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/philadelphia-shoe-stores-liquor-stores-electronics-stores-looted-by-starving-people-desperately-looking-for-bread

What can you do if the government declares you dead? This probably sounds like one of those "funny" stories that wind up in various skits, but it's something that actually happens and can have serious results. What happens to a U.S. citizen if the government declares them to be legally dead while they are still alive and well? The results can be incredibly damaging if the situation isn't corrected promptly. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/09/27/what-can-you-do-if-the-government-declares-you-dead-n580833

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Not all that thrilling a day, frustrating man. Awoke late, then found unpassable-up airfares for a desired trip, whee man. Spent considerable time procuring air, car, hotel, si man. Only then did we look at the calendar, scheduled it during a Two Guys week man! Redid everything, man. Was quite peeved at ourself, for good reason man. Decided that we needed a treat*, pamper self we man. *beyond sitting on a luxurious POTS, buy yours today man Took ourself to the cheap weekday lunch at Olive Garden, been a while man. Consumed full huge salad, chicken parm/spaghetti, and 2 of the Many (2+1) breadsticks, ingest we man. Total including tip = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+2), better than many Chinese buffets man. Returned to casa for siesta interrupted by phone calls, man. Was supposed to have been Two Guys eve, anticipate we man. However, Mini-B. failed to do yet another hoamwurk assignment, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted to de-skool him, lecture him, and seize phone for the day, agree we man. We shall instead see Mini-B. on Thursday, delayed Two Guys eve man. However, we must chauffeur Mama T-B. to/from lengthy doctor caucus, serve we senior she man man. This might interfere with de-skool time, unsure till it happens man. Frustrating day even considering party with the rubias, oh well man.

Please keep us apprised as events occur.

One representative comments about the Repub debate: "From my colleague Lincoln Brown in the comments: 'At this point, I'm just going to lower the lights in my bathroom, light some candles, put on some soft music, and climb in the tub with my wife's hair drier.'"