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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Had to lurch from bed an hour early to get Mini-B. to band practice, man. Made some calls on behalf of Mama T-B., intense man. Went to Mama T-B.'s to do several casa-hold tasks, aysheep senior she man. Mama T-B. wouldn't let either of us eat until all tasks were done, man. We were feeling poorly already, incipient cold man. Right when lunch was allowed, phone rang from earlier call, return man. Dealt with that for half an hour, egad man. Finally got to eat at 1 p.m., first of day man. Lunch was half of Mama T-B.'s Walmart sub*, ingest we man. *too salty for Mama T-B.'s swollen legs, conclude senior she man. Was exhausted to begin with, out-wiped we man. Returned to casa with a cold, oh great man. Serviced miu, took HSM**, and lay down for siesta, hopeful we man. **see abbreviation list on p. 1, q.v. man Sure enough, phone rang in middle of it, ignore we man. Neighbor's lawn service kicked in right after that, deafening man. Don't people realize that Some Of Us need siestas, huh man? Consequent to phone message, had to do something crucial on behalf of Mama T-B., do it we man. No downtime before retrieving Mini-B. from skool, no man. Din-din was nuked elbow macaroni + Italian meatballs, ingest Two Guys man. After din-din, had to go to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s so Mini-B. could try on band-concert outfit, man. We concluded long ago that Band takes up far too much time/effort/$, conclude we man. Now back at casa, we are contemplating which and how much bedtime HSM to take, contemplative we man. Thursday will be equally hectic, no respite man. We need zzz, si to zzz we man.
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Sofa visa/ command sponsor for Japan
TBoneTX replied to Daenarys's topic in Military Immigration-Related Discussion
The OP hasn't logged on to VJ since July 2022, so a reply is unlikely. Maybe someone else here can help. -
Document Retention
TBoneTX replied to Stinkerpotsam's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
In the past, a lot of people kept the papers for 2 years after Nat and had a ceremonial bonfire. Never mind USCIS -- I have a whole separate box full of garbage just from dealing with the [censored] Guayaquil consulate. It would enrage me all over again to go through it. -
VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
And you thought that we'd forgotten our Wednesday Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= THE BLONDE GAMBLER A blonde approached a soda machine outside a local store. After she inserted 75 cents and pushed a button, a root beer popped out of the machine. She set it on the ground, put 75 more cents into the machine, and pushed another button. A Coke came out of the machine. She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me!" he said. "Can I get my soda, and then you go back to whatever stupid thing you're doing?" The blonde turned around and said, "Yeah, right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!" -
Newsom Says Homeless Camp Pallet Fire Was Caused By Climate Change LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of the devastating fire that resulted in the closing of the 10 freeway, California Governor Gavin Newsom revealed investigators found evidence that the blaze was caused by climate change. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-says-homeless-camp-pallet-fire-was-caused-by-climate-change
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Hamas Says All The AK-47s Found In Gaza Hospital Were Strictly For Medicinal Use [...] "These were clearly medical machine guns," said Ali Mohammed Al Mohammed. "By confiscating these weapons, they are depriving sick children of the life-saving medical care that these rifles, rockets, and bombs provide. Only people who are truly heartless would take these weapons away from children who are ill. Death to Israel, thank you." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-says-all-the-ak-47s-found-in-gaza-hospital-were-strictly-for-medicinal-use
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Newsom Hatches Plan To Burn All The Freeways Down So No More People Can Leave California LOS ANGELES, CA — As emergency crews continued to investigate the cause of the fire that damaged the 10 freeway in downtown L.A., a new report indicates the blaze occurred as the result of a plan created by Governor Gavin Newsom to burn all of the state's major freeways so no more California residents can move out of the state. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-hatches-plan-to-burn-all-the-freeways-down-so-no-more-people-can-leave-california
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Video Shows Hamas Terror Tunnel Leading to Gaza Hospital Full of Weapons [...] IDF Spokesman RAdm. Daniel Hagari led viewers on a survey of the terror tunnel, pointing out how power is diverted to the tunnel and its path into the Rantisi Hospital in Gaza City where he revealed evidence that Israeli hostages had been held alongside Hamas weapons. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/11/14/idf-releases-video-tour-of-hamas-tunnel-from-terror-leaders-house-to-hospital-basement-n2631154
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Some really interesting details here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BREAKING. Israeli Special Forces Storm Al-Shifa Hospital [...] The hospital and Hamas fortifications inside the compound and underground are believed to contain many of the hostages taken on October 7-8. While Hamas has maintained that Al-Shifa is strictly civilian, Israel and other nations have concluded that the hospital covers an extensive Hamas underground facility. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2023/11/14/breaking-israeli-special-forces-storm-al-shifa-hospital-n2166361
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Daily update on Biden tanking america
TBoneTX replied to Nature Boy 2.0's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Whoa... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Something Is Very Wrong: Biden Slurs Heavily, Brain Breaks During Remarks [...] Biden wasn't looking good and it got worse. This next mess was with a teleprompter and still his brain broke midway and he started just spewing random words that made no sense, as he slurred heavily. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/11/14/something-is-very-wrong-biden-slurs-heavily-brain-breaks-during-remarks-n2166323 -
Hamas Using 10-Year-Olds in Terror Attacks [...] videos recorded during the October 7 terror attacks show the Hamas fighters following children into various Israeli neighborhoods. Some of them were as young as ten, and they were laughing and pointing out victims to be murdered or kidnapped. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/11/14/hamas-using-10-year-olds-in-terror-attacks-n592340
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A COVID-19 vaccine reckoning is coming for the DOJ over federal mandates [...] The suit aims to overturn the legal immunity that pharmaceutical giants like Pfizer and Moderna enjoy on their COVID shots. [...] https://nypost.com/2023/11/12/opinion/a-covid-19-vaccine-reckoning-is-coming-for-the-doj-over-federal-gov-mandates/
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VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
The above post has been restored to this thread after an erroneous Moderation decision. An earlier stand-alone thread is closed, instead. The author of the above post should please see a private message, coming soon. -
Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Had to return things to Many (2+1) stores and run Many (2+1) other quick errands, involved we man. Lunch was the footlong hot dog + Pepsi at Costco, ingest we man. Mama T-B. doing less well than yesterday, sigh man. Also completely aysheep about everything, sigh man. We had to measure the height of our bed & Mini-B.'s bed from floor to top of mattress, measure we man. We then had to measure the heights from floor to bottom of bed frame, measure we man. We then had to take various internal measurements, measure we man. (Answers to all above were "Many inches," si man.) We then had to listen to Mama T-B. catastrophize about the pending shortening of her bed, si man. Mama T-B. catastrophizing about ordering compression stockings, Many choices man. Finally ordered those + anti-skid shoe pads, si man. Mama T-B. super-frustrated about inabilities to perform simple things independently, sigh man. We shall go help her on Wednesday, help senior she man we man. In skool pickup line, Mini-B. begged to go to park to play football with amigos, plea wee man man. We agreed, si man. Mini-B. insisted that we sit in the T-B.-mobile the entire time, embarrassed wee man about we man man. After an hour + nightfall, we texted him to come back, ignore we man wee man. After 2 more tries, we got out of T-B.-mobile to holler for him, last resort man. Mini-B. furious and insolent, impermissible man. Mini-B. then left skool bag in the T-B.-mobile, nose buried in phone man. We tapped horn at him, get attention man. He cursed at us for not rolling down the window to shout at him, impermissible man. In the casa, we told him that he is never to speak to either parent that way, no man. We told him that we'd determine his punishment soon, si man. Din-din was Many (2x2x2 +2) mini-chicken egg rolls from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. calmer after eating, always grouchy when hungry wee man man. He partially apologized, that's something man. We will suspend his phone for less time than we'd envisioned, probably man. Must arise quite literally at o'dark-Many to get Mini-B. to early band practice, man. Therefore, no party with the rubias tonight, zzz before rubias man.
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Changing address while "Card is being produced"
TBoneTX replied to MarmiteC's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
Ignoring a duly submitted AR-11? That's the other side of things. -
Sidebar: I wish this were true of the passengers who invariably drench themselves in perfumes and colognes. One time, I had no choice but to give up a first-class seat on an international flight because I couldn't tolerate the stench of the passenger in front of me. Just use adequate pit-spray instead of smelling like a cheap whorehouse, please. Excellent point -- and pee can be just as bad.
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@Mike E is My Favorite VJ Contributing Member..Who is Yours ?
TBoneTX replied to Family's topic in General Polls
If he doesn't want to be here, it's his choice. We've lost many others throughout the years and always survived. If he returns, so be it; if not, let it go. -
The OP hasn't logged on to VJ since June 2022, so a reply is unlikely. In case he has VJ private messages sent to his e-mail, you might send him a private message. If no response after a few days, post your question as a fresh thread in this forum. An alternative is to involve your Congressman's office to try to find an answer. Good luck.
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Thread is moved to the Vietnam forum for country-specific advice. And yes, Dashinka is a blessing to this site.
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Changing address while "Card is being produced"
TBoneTX replied to MarmiteC's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
I've never understood why all USCIS mail isn't subject to "address-correction with forwarding." This would prevent many problems and completely avoidable stress.