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Friday ES report, see man: We went to all Many (2+1) itineraried ESs, attend we man. The first was a dud, oh well man. The second was phantom, highly strange man. The Many'rd* yielded the take, see man: -- NWT Many-drink-capacity cooler bag, full box Kleenex, Many large sticky-notepads = $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2+1) *Run by one of our favorite ladies, si man. As we were standing at checkout, an illegitimate female dog began off-mouthing to our ES lady, off-mouth doggess to lady man. We finally told the doggess to can it, uncharacteristically forthright we man. Doggess off-mouthed at us, spew man. We said, "Guess everyone else on Earth died and left you as the boss, si man." Doggess off-mouthed at us again and was asked to wait outside, bye doggess man. We were next in line and told our ES lady that she was one of our dearest friends (true man) and a beautiful human being (true man), and not to listen to losers, no man. We then lightened the mood by saying, "ESs would be a great business if it weren't for the people, si and no man," si man.

JC update, see and sigh man: The TMJC was supposed to keep us informed of her activities and timing, si man. Despite our a.m. & p.m. inquiries, radio silence, shhh man. We finally texted her to take a hike and re-contact us if she ever gets serious, bye man. Then, the prior JC, who had stood us up, texted us, unbelievable man. We replied, "Don't you remember that you stood us up, huh man?" si man. She gave some ridiculous excuse, sheesh man. We told her, "Meet us [here] at [time] today without bullpoop, si man. You're on the website's radar, and they'll kick you off, si man," bullpoop we man. The JC agreed to the "meeting" and later tried to bump it by half an hour, si man. We replied, "Fine, si man. Reminder that failure to show means you're off the website, si man," si man. At the casa, we went on the website and looked at her profile, si man. When we refreshed the screen, it was gone, bye man. The profile is now listed as "hidden," bye man. The consequent end result near the end of our free week is zero chicas and zero prospects, dud man.

Per Bill's article above. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Their Time Is Up The murder of the Bibas children caps off an 18-month catalog of horrors that has told us exactly who our Palestinian neighbors are. Backed by a friend in the White House, Israel must secure its future through strong unilateral action. [...] https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/israel-middle-east/articles/bibas-children-israel-gaza

Kash Patel Is Perfect For FBI Director Because He Already Fought The Deep State And Won Should the Senate confirm Kash Patel as FBI director, it will have clinched the second of perhaps the two most vital nominations President Donald Trump will make, alongside Tulsi Gabbard. These are the two individuals after Trump with the near-singular ability to prevent us from devolving into a total police state of the kind that has already targeted them. President Trump was elected in no small part as a rebuke to a national security apparatus and intelligence agencies that have been weaponized and politicized against dissenters from ruling-class orthodoxy. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2025/02/19/kash-patel-is-perfect-for-fbi-director-because-he-already-fought-the-deep-state-and-won/

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Why Do Cats Head-Butt You, and What Does It Mean? Head-butting in cats? Yes, we're talking about that adorable "head bonk" that cat lovers adore, even when it sends their coffee flying. It's just one of those fascinating kitty quirks that make cats so very special. If you've ever owned a cat, you're likely very familiar with this behavior. While dogs wag their tails and lick people's hands, cats introduce themselves forehead first. But why? Why would cats adopt a behavior that we commonly see in goats? [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/why-cats-head-butt-does-130500331.html

TMJC Update, see man: We jawboned for probably another hour with the TMJC, jawbone we man. She got shop recommendations but no one who'd come to her, oh well man. We asked the TMJC how interested she was in us on a 1-to-Many scale, si man. She said, "Many.Many," flabbergasted we man. Chief among our half-Manyzen impressive qualities were "elegantly evolved higher primate" and "expert poo-flinger," gratified we man. The TMJC obviously has good taste not just in her mouth, conclude we man.

Oh, good -- a convert, si man! The TMJC was interested in this creation, discuss we man with TMJC she man man.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Lunch was onecan of Progresso chicken/rotini soup*, ingest we man. *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man A siesta was taken, adequate zzz we man. Drama with TMJC experienced, q.v. above man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. Many (2+1) quite proximal ESs itineraried for Friday, itinerary we man. Rendezvous with the TMJC expected for Friday, q.v. above man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

LPoP and unread, no see man. --- The TMJC did call us, si man. Not only a bad day at work, but a rock-cracked windshield while driving there this morning, yuck man. We told her to call her insurance co. to learn the replacement allowance, recommend we man. We also recommended asking if any glass shops could come out to her, si man. The TMJC was grateful for this, si man. We will repeat today's intended plans on Friday, si man.

Gracias, Bro G., but we reacted prematurely, si man. She explained a little more, and feels rotten about it herself, si man. We feel like a jerk, sigh man. More after she calls us shortly, stay tuned man.

At half-of-half after 1 p.m., the TMJC texted us to check in, si man. At half-of-half till Many (2+2) p.m., we arrived at the agreed-upon rendezvous, diligent we man. We texted our presence, text we man. At Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) minutes past Many (2+2) p.m., we texted as follows, see man: "Will wait Many (2x2x2 +2) more minutes unless we hear from you, si man," si man. Two minutes later, we get the following, see man: "I'm so sorry my love I ended up having to stay longer at work, si man. I'm still here, si man. I was able to get away for a second and get on my phone, si man. I'll call you as soon as I leave the clinic, si man. I won't be able to make it, no man. I'm extremely sorry, si man." Bets on the callback, huh man? Bets on actually coming through, huh man?

Let them suffer with their Overseas TDS.

Two lions escaped from the National Zoo in Washington, DC. They split up and agreed to meet again in 2 weeks. At the appointed time, one lion said, "I've had a terrible time finding food. How have you made out?" "I found a wonderful hiding place in the Pentagon," said the second lion. "I eat one general per week. It'll be months before they notice that anyone's missing!"

Read the end of this full article! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cruel: Elon Musk Cuts Off Social Security Benefits For Thousands Of Revolutionary War Veterans U.S. — The Department of Government Efficiency faced renewed calls for independent oversight after news broke that DOGE boss Elon Musk had callously cut off Social Security benefits for thousands of Revolutionary War veterans. The move took place as part of DOGE's overarching crusade to identify and eliminate wasteful government spending but promised to bring the Musk-led team a new wave of negative publicity due to brave veterans of the American War of Independence now being deprived of their hard-fought benefits. "How dare he take away the benefits we earned with our blood," said 270-year-old Arthur Breckenridge, who fought in the Battle of Yorktown in 1781. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-elon-musk-cuts-off-social-security-benefits-for-thousands-of-revolutionary-war-veterans

Zelensky Allowed Into Peace Talks But Must Sit At Kiddie Table RIYADH — Despite initial reports that Ukraine would not be represented at the negotiations with Russia, a last-minute decision was made to allow Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to join the peace talks under the condition that he sit at the kiddie table. While the U.S. delegation had previously been informed that Ukraine would not be participating and would not accept any deals made in their absence, Zelenskyy sent an urgent message requesting to be allowed to be a part of the discussion. A kiddie table was then made available to accommodate the request. "This was the only realistic way to have a place where he could sit," said U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-allowed-into-peace-talks-but-must-sit-at-kiddie-table

Delta Adds A Little Hanging Tennis Ball To End Of Runway For Female Pilots U.S. — As an added safety measure to prevent further runway catastrophes, Delta Airlines has added a little hanging tennis ball to the end of runways to help female pilots. After multiple recent incidents of female pilots struggling to figure out exactly when a runway begins and ends, Delta decided to begin positioning cranes to hang tennis balls from a string at the end of each runway. "A tennis ball on a string is the most trusted technique in the world to keep women from wrecking," explained Delta CEO Ed Bastian. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-adds-a-little-hanging-tennis-ball-to-the-end-of-the-runway-for-female-pilots

10 Suspicious Names Still On Social Security Rolls Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency is still in the process of combing through the records of the Social Security Administration in search of potential fraud, but several red flags have already arisen — one of them being suspicious names on the rolls. Through well-established insider connections at DOGE, The Babylon Bee has confirmed that the following names were found to be on the Social Security rolls: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-suspicious-names-still-on-social-security-rolls

Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals CHICAGO, IL — Yet another batch of heathy vegan food was painstakingly synthesized using 957 chemicals earlier today at the Organisynth Corp. laboratory. According to scientists at the lab, Organisynth exists to help produce affordable, healthy, vegan food. "You've got to get rid of all the bad stuff, like the meat and the animal products," said lab technician Luka Ranier, pouring a beaker of methylphenylketone into a bubbling broth of 2,2-dimethylpropyl benzoyletate as part of the [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/healthy-vegan-food-carefully-constructed-in-laboratory-using-957-chemicals

The Trump Admin Says Dept. Of Education Should Be Dis Mantled. This Is Why Their Mistaken Following a tumultuous — and some may say — reckless — three weeks gutting government agencies vital in running our country, The Trump Administration has now set his crosshairs on the US Department of Education, claiming it should be dis mantled. This is why their mistaken. The department of Education has for decades provided the foundation of education standerds for decades ever since President Jimmy Cartor created it in 1978, and our nations intelligence has literally flourished eversince for decades. In the 67 years since, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-admin-says-dept-of-education-should-be-dis-mantled-this-is-why-their-mistaken

Congress Warns Trump's Attempts To End War In Ukraine Could Result In End Of War In Ukraine WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of Congress are sounding the alarm that President Trump's efforts to end the war in Ukraine could result in the end of the war in Ukraine. The warning comes on the heels of recent news that Trump has sent a delegation led by Secretary of State Marco Rubio to meet with Russian envoys in Saudi Arabia to discuss how they can come to terms in ending a war that has shattered a country, taken an estimated 300,000 lives, and displaced millions. "If Trump ends the war in Ukraine, then the war in Ukraine will stop," warned House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-warns-trumps-attempts-to-end-war-in-ukraine-could-result-in-end-of-war-in-ukraine

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump's decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. "I can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol," the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he slid down a row of steps outside the Senate chamber. "There are [...] https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-vows-to-continue-falling-down-stairs-in-face-of-fascist-takeover/

Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working DUBOIS, WY—Saying the one-size-fits-all approach had yet to let him down, a local ram told reporters Thursday that he would stop headbutting things when headbutting things stopped working. "Say what you will about it, there's pretty much no problem in my life that can't be solved by lowering my head, charging forward, and smacking my horns into whatever's in front of me," said the male bighorn sheep, adding that [...] https://theonion.com/ram-will-stop-headbutting-things-when-headbutting-things-stops-working/

Wedding Planner Makes It Through Entire 1.5-Year Process Without Acknowledging Groom SAVANNAH, GA—Having had no direct interaction with the man at any time during the process, local event planner Anna Callaway made it through one and a half years of preparations for a couple's wedding without ever acknowledging the groom's existence, sources confirmed Saturday. According to reports, Callaway never once made reference to a second person being involved in the wedding, which she began planning in mid-2023 with weekly meetings with the bride-to-be and her mother, daily calls to vendors, and numerous fittings for the bridal party. All discussions [...] https://theonion.com/wedding-planner-makes-it-through-entire-1-5-year-process-without-acknowledging-groom/