What the most ridiculous thing to happen at your work?

[yassmine2878 1]

So some idiot in my office has printed their personal bank statement on the communal printer and left it there for the whole world to see. And to make it even better, our resident Turbo Tongue has grabbed it off the printer and is wondering aloud at the charges (including overdrafts) posted to this person's account. It does not take much to amuse us around here.

So lets make each other feel better about our own employment. Please post your recent experiences with co-worker morons. If you do not work, then whichever moron you most recently encountered at the grocery store, library, etc will do. Encounters with USCIS employees do not count.

[LuzyC 0]

So lets make each other feel better about our own employment. Please post your recent experiences with co-worker morons. If you do not work, then whichever moron you most recently encountered at the grocery store, library, etc will do. Encounters with USCIS employees do not count.

I really have a bad one at Walmart bus stop , big time..

[*JG* 2]

I showed up to work an early shift at my part-time weekend job a few weeks ago. A 21 year old guy who works there and likes to party with the teenagers, was passed out in his car in our lot one day a few weeks ago. When we tried to wake him, we realized all his doors were unlocked and some were open, he had puked in the back seat, and his pants were down around his ankles. My goofball manager finally woke him up and told him it was time to go clock in. She's nuts.

[yassmine2878 1]

So lets make each other feel better about our own employment. Please post your recent experiences with co-worker morons. If you do not work, then whichever moron you most recently encountered at the grocery store, library, etc will do. Encounters with USCIS employees do not count.

I really have a bad one at Walmart bus stop , big time..

Going to Walmart is a job in itself, please do share

[LuzyC 0]

So lets make each other feel better about our own employment. Please post your recent experiences with co-worker morons. If you do not work, then whichever moron you most recently encountered at the grocery store, library, etc will do. Encounters with USCIS employees do not count.

I really have a bad one at Walmart bus stop , big time..

Going to Walmart is a job in itself, please do share

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...c=89533&hl=

[derekkj 0]

Well, I have another printer related story and while no one in my office has obviously fessed up, I have my suspicions! Anyway, there is a computer in my office that almost no one ever uses. One day one of our volunteers boots it up and turns on the printer and all of a sudden the printer starts going crazy just spitting out page after page. And it was all porn! Apparently "someone" was "working" late after everyone else had left and decided to go surf the web and didn't want to use their own computer. Guess they had to leave in a hurry before all the printing was done.

our resident Turbo Tongue

That actually made me lol!

[yassmine2878 1]

So lets make each other feel better about our own employment. Please post your recent experiences with co-worker morons. If you do not work, then whichever moron you most recently encountered at the grocery store, library, etc will do. Encounters with USCIS employees do not count.

I really have a bad one at Walmart bus stop , big time..

Going to Walmart is a job in itself, please do share

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...c=89533&hl=

! Aww poor Luz. What an awful person to have to encounter.

[Sinergy 3]

coming to work becomes a challenge everyday since it is the most ridiculous job

[yassmine2878 1]

our resident Turbo Tongue

That actually made me lol!

She is! You can hear her in friggin' Outer Mongolia! You ask her how she is this morning and she'll tell you her life story right down to the panties crawling up her butt! I feel sorry for people on the other end of the phone from her, and you know they never ask her to repeat anything. A sweet-hearted gal, but daaaaaaaaayumn.

[almaty 19]

she'll tell you her life story right down to the panties crawling up her butt!

i always enjoying hearing those type of stories...

[yassmine2878 1]

she'll tell you her life story right down to the panties crawling up her butt!

i always enjoying hearing those type of stories...

Great! Come work at my office. You can sit riiiiiiiiiiight next to her. And when she comes to talk to you she gets THIS CLOSE to speak at 300 decibels. If you move away, she comes closer and closer until you can see her dental work and her uneven blond bob whacks you in the face. Serious invasion of the square happening here. Then maybe you'll appreciate her drawers

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

The managing director at my last company left the excel sheet detailing everyone's bonus on the common server

My first job the VP left the sheet with his proposal for raises (with a list of everyone's salary) in the photocopy room

[yassmine2878 1]

The managing director at my last company left the excel sheet detailing everyone's bonus on the common server

My first job the VP left the sheet with his proposal for raises (with a list of everyone's salary) in the photocopy room

This reminds me of a less-than-capable boss I used to have who got my phone extension mixed up with her secretary's extension. She called one morning, assuming she was talking to her secretary, and rattled on and on about how terrible I was and she was going to fire me that afternoon. "Uh ok" I replied, figuring it was a joke. "Ooops!" She cried and hung up. I was rather happy to be fired from there, upon reflection. After all, how much respect can you have for someone named "Ralphetta" ?

[Jasman0717 8]

Gosh, there are so many

[yassmine2878 1]

Gosh, there are so many

Some of have more material than others, but do share