Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 49,411]

Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man:

 

Despite HSM, awoke before alarm again,   man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. dropped Mini-B. at our skoolbus stop, respite for us amidst that ongoing insanity man.

 

We managed to warsh/bake/fold the last of the weekend LLs, 2 days late man.

We dished/de-dished the warsher, also 2 days late man.

 

Miu was very quiescent until the last hour, quiescent miu man.

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-Swiss sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Spent most of the day doing Mama T-B.'s taxes,       man.

Mini-B. de-skoolbused during this time, return wee man man.

Just as we were in the thick of the most challenging part, Mama T-B. called,   man.

"When will you finish the taxes, huh man?" accusatorily accused Mama T-B. man man.

We restrained ourself not very well, no man.

"I need you NOW, si man!" said Mama T-B. man.

 

Fortunately, ex-Mrs.-T-B. was available to retrieve Mini-B., delegate that we man.

We caddied Mama T-B.'s pills, no real interference from senior she man man.

Din-din was served just after that, timing is everything man.

We consumed part of a mushroom burger, some steak fries, and half a ham sandwich, ingest we man.

We then did the rest of Mama T-B.'s stuff, no real yelling but almost man.

We got back to the casa after 1 hour + half an hour, better than expected man.

 

Got MRI shoulder results, looks nonsurgical to us but necessitates fizzicle therapy man.

 

We continued with Mama T-B.'s taxes,       man.

We concluded the income portion, hope we man.

After Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- hours, we finished the medical portion,           man.

On Wednesday, we must start on the noncash contributions, chaotic records so   we man.

Then, we must double- and Manyple-check our compilation, sweat we man.

We hope to get all to the CPA on Thursday, optimistic but mustn't interfere with GSs/ESs on Friday man.

 

Siesta desperately wanted/needed but forget it, no 💤 we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Taxes as stated for Wednesday, intrepid we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Edited Wednesday at 06:41 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 49,411]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

 

Chicken report from Ontarklar now, overdue man!

Bad delinquent silent Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT silent SILENT Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 49,411]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. awakened us with a text,  and truncated zzz we man.

"I'm sick of this skoolbus thing, si man!  We should quit e-mailing and talk to the principal, si man!", si man.

We will lose credibility if we react emotionally now, si and sigh because it's tempting man.

Institutions react more slowly to inconvenience than do people, si and sigh man.

We should still proceed up the food chain,   man.

 

Miu was talkative in the morning, loud miu man.

She was announcing that she had barfed Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- times downstairs,   man.

It was highly liquid but not warm, Bounty the quicker-picker-upper man.

Miu then successfully lobbied for miu-breakfast and we chastised her, sigh man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-Swiss sandwiches, ingest we man.

We struggled to stay awake to do Mama T-B.'s taxes but lost that battle, siesta we man.

 

We finally completed said taxes and will chauffeur them to the CPA on Thursday,   man.

Din-din was onecan of Chunky soup, ingest we man.

Dessert was cheaps + salsa, ingest we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Taxes to CPA on Thursday, Costco also very nearby man.

We must also itinerary our GSs/ESs, 2 ESs in FST man.   

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[Ontarkie 15,132]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

 

Chicken report from Ontarklar now, overdue man!

Bad delinquent silent Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT silent SILENT Ontarklar!

The chickens are laying again. About time they started back up. Slackers I tell ya! 

 

Geckos have laid eggs too, and two more have hatch this week. At least I charge more for them  

[mam521 2,969]

37 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

The chickens are laying again. About time they started back up. Slackers I tell ya! 

 

My friend let one of hers sit and they currently have 4 chicks as of this morning!

[TBoneTX 49,411]

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

they currently have Many (2+2) chicks

Bad sloppy P-Math-impaired mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD sloppy SLOPPY P-Math-impaired P-MATH-IMPAIRED mam ma'am!

[TBoneTX 49,411]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Embedded ourself at 1 a.m., actually not bad for us man.

Awoke at half-past Many (2+2) a.m., even earlier than Bro G's Walmarting time man.  

Tried to re-zzz until sunrise or later, unsuccessful we man.

Heard newspaper delivered, hear we man.

Heard Amazon delivered, hear we man.

Finally dragged carcass downstairs to read paper, trashed we man.

Miu had not barfed again this morning, no barf miu man man.

Returned for Siesta #1, actually rather successful man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Delivered Mama T-B.'s taxes to CPA at 1 p.m., finally man.

CPA already alert to deducting all of Mama T-B.'s resisted-living expenses, incapacitated senior she man.

If achieved, this would be a boon, Mama T-B. needs one man.

 

Went to Costco near CPA's office, boonful location man.

Got Many (2+2+2) items, Many (2+2+1) of them on sale F$WM.   

 

Returned to casa and attempted Siesta #2, failure because of hip pain man.  

During this attempt, Mini-B. came in, de-skoolbused wee man man.

We found him zzz-ing downstairs, trashed wee man man.

 

Din-din was from BK*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *bought WUOC, F$WM

Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, ensconce self in room "on phone" man.

After evening TV news, we door-knocked, silent in there man.

Mini-B. was zzz-ing widthwise on his bed, trashed wee man man.

He'd been up past midnight working on skool hoamwurk, industrious or procrastinating wee man man.

He groggily wanted to return to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, vague plans expressed by wee man man.

We complied and told him to consider the consequences next time he stays up that late, si man.

 

Mini-B. also told us that there's no skool on Friday, news to oblivious we man man.

We shall therefore have to take him to a tea place to confer with amigos at half-past 2 p.m., well OK man.

We said that next time he should give us advance notice, si man.

He muttered something about "Doesn't this family keep up with anything, huh man?", si man.

We chalked this up to his needing zzz, seen it before man.

Fortunately, ES itinerary permits our compliance, q.v. below man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, both in FST man.

We shall also visit FST grocery store for specials, several there man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Ontarkie 15,132]

7 hours ago, mam521 said:

My friend let one of hers sit and they currently have 4 chicks as of this morning!

Oh how fun. I love baby chicks when the hen does all the work. 

[TBoneTX 49,411]

54 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

when the hen does all the work.

Barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen, what man?!

Bad oppressive sexist Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD oppressive OPPRESSIVE sexist SEXIST Ontarklar!

[Neonred 4,163]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Awoke at half-past Many (2+2) a.m., even earlier than Bro G's Walmarting time man. 

 

Let's go shopping man

 

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Delivered Mama T-B.'s taxes to CPA at 1 p.m., finally man.

 

Got mine to the CPA today.

 

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, ensconce self in room "on phone" man.

 

 

Mini-B is doing much better with the ladies than his father!  LOL  👍😄

 

[Ban Hammer 15,074]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

Mini-B is doing much better with the ladies than his father!  LOL  👍😄

 

and with far less effort!

[TBoneTX 49,411]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Let's go shopping man

Wait till sunrise, decent hours, and Costco's opening, maybe then man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Got mine to the CPA today.

CPA = Corrupt Price-Adjustor, si man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Mini-B is doing much better with the ladies than his father!

Read Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man.

7 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

and with far less effort!

Silence from the peanut gallery, go fling poo man.

[TBoneTX 49,411]

Friday ES report, see man:

On 3/5/2026 at 8:54 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, both in FST man.

We attended both ESs, dependable we man.

 

Each ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- Many (2+1) pillowcases for Mama T-B., 2 NIP incontinence underwears for Uncle T-B., 

          Many-(2+1)-compartment insulated bag, t-shirt, 2 ~full boxes Kleenex = $Many-&-a-half 

          ($[2x2x2x2 +1] + half a buck, steal man

  -- full box Kleenex, warshcloth = $1, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2 + 2 + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 49,411]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

We actually almost zzz'd through the night, mirabile dictu man.

 

Started ES-ing before noon, head to FST we man.

Both ESs were on country roads outside FST, scenic man.

 

At the second ES, a junior-ish chica was carefully selecting clothes, see J-ish C we man.

We complimented her appearance, si man.

She responded with enough to keep the conversation going, si man.

This pleasantly went back & forth for a bit, si man.

She smiled at us briefly, si man.

We saw no ring, not that this means much man.

We out-chickened and didn't ask if she were single & available,  man.

But there's no way that we could've followed up meaningfully, eldercare & pending trip man.

At least this was some positive feedback, oh well man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was at FST Mexican restaurant, closer than our favorite place man.

We consumed beef fajitas, rice/beans, flour tortillas, and cheaps/salsa, ingest we man.

 

Groceried at FST market, procure Many deals including grape Powerade Zero F$WM.

Before heading for casa, texted Mini-B. to learn if he needed a ride anywhere, si man.

"No, man; it's been canceled, si man," replied wee man man.

 

We headed for casa, ministered to indignant miu, and set cut-hairing caucus, hirsute we man.

Mini-B. then asked that we deliver him to amigo's house, same one in BFE man.

Cut-hairing place was halfway there, si man.

This meant getting cut-haired, retreating to collect Mini-B., & retracing steps + more to amigo,   man.

We determined that Uber couldn't transport minors,   man.

 

Got our hairs cut and retrieved Mini-B., hard drive in traffic and rain man.

Amigo's entry gate didn't work,   man.

We had to T-B.-mobile even farther to one that did work,   man.

Returned to casa amid traffic and rain, exhausted we man.

Showered, watched TV news, and siesta'd, initially good zzz but awoke from hip pain man.

 

Around Many (2x2x2 +1) p.m., Mini-B. called, call wee man we man man.

"Dad, guess who doesn't have a ride again, huh man," said wee man man.

"Why can't Mom get you, huh man?" said we man to wee man man.

"She's out somewhere, si man," said wee man to we man man.

Mini-B. gave us address to working gate entry and address to amigo's casa, complicated man.

We set forth, in the dark, with nonworking GPS and nearly empty T-B.-mobile tank, displeased we man.

We managed to find entry gate, couldn't see code box in the dark man.  

We managed to find what we thought was amigo's casa, blind-in-the-dark we man.

Mini-B. took forever to appear,   man.

Gassed T-B.-mobile at earliest reasonable opportunity, desperate straits we man.

Fortunately, branded gas card lowered gallon price by Many (2x2x2 +2) pennies, shocking prices man.

Returned Mini-B., who remarked that ex-Mrs.-T-B. was back, surprised wee man man.

 

Phone message from Mama T-B. said, "Come early and prepare to spend all day here, orders man!", sigh man.

 

Brushed miu for first time in 2 days, appreciative miu man.

No hip MRI report yet, inexcusable and not very hip of them man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Perhaps one ES for Saturday, on-fence we man.

Mandatory visit to Mama T-B.,     man.

Must drop some stuff to Uncle T-B., hopefully efficiently man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[Neonred 4,163]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

At the second ES, a junior-ish chica was carefully selecting clothes, see J-ish C we man.

We complimented her appearance, si man.

 

 

Watch out for those young ones.  They are trouble.

Next thing you know there will be a mini-Mini-B or Mini-B-ette.