Jump to content

701 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
Timeline
Posted (edited)

Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man:

 

Despite HSM, awoke before alarm again, :ranting:  man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. dropped Mini-B. at our skoolbus stop, respite for us amidst that ongoing insanity man.

 

We managed to warsh/bake/fold the last of the weekend LLs, 2 days late man.

We dished/de-dished the warsher, also 2 days late man.

 

Miu was very quiescent until the last hour, quiescent miu man.

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-Swiss sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Spent most of the day doing Mama T-B.'s taxes, :ranting:  :girlwerewolf2xn:  :bonk:  man.

Mini-B. de-skoolbused during this time, return wee man man.

Just as we were in the thick of the most challenging part, Mama T-B. called, :girlwerewolf2xn:  man.

"When will you finish the taxes, huh man?" accusatorily accused Mama T-B. man man.

We restrained ourself not very well, no man.

"I need you NOW, si man!" said Mama T-B. man.

 

Fortunately, ex-Mrs.-T-B. was available to retrieve Mini-B., delegate that we man.

We caddied Mama T-B.'s pills, no real interference from senior she man man.

Din-din was served just after that, timing is everything man.

We consumed part of a mushroom burger, some steak fries, and half a ham sandwich, ingest we man.

We then did the rest of Mama T-B.'s stuff, no real yelling but almost man.

We got back to the casa after 1 hour + half an hour, better than expected man.

 

Got MRI shoulder results, looks nonsurgical to us but necessitates fizzicle therapy man.

 

We continued with Mama T-B.'s taxes, :ranting:  :girlwerewolf2xn:  :bonk:  man.

We concluded the income portion, hope we man.

After Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- hours, we finished the medical portion, :ranting:  :ranting:  :ranting:  :ranting:  :ranting:  man.

On Wednesday, we must start on the noncash contributions, chaotic records so :girlwerewolf2xn:  we man.

Then, we must double- and Manyple-check our compilation, sweat we man.

We hope to get all to the CPA on Thursday, optimistic but mustn't interfere with GSs/ESs on Friday man.

 

Siesta desperately wanted/needed but forget it, no 💤 we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Taxes as stated for Wednesday, intrepid we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Edited by TBoneTX

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
Timeline
Posted

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

 

Chicken report from Ontarklar now, overdue man!

Bad delinquent silent Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT silent SILENT Ontarklar!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
Timeline
Posted

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. awakened us with a text, :ranting: and truncated zzz we man.

"I'm sick of this skoolbus thing, si man!  We should quit e-mailing and talk to the principal, si man!", si man.

We will lose credibility if we react emotionally now, si and sigh because it's tempting man.

Institutions react more slowly to inconvenience than do people, si and sigh man.

We should still proceed up the food chain, :girlwerewolf2xn:  man.

 

Miu was talkative in the morning, loud miu man.

She was announcing that she had barfed Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- times downstairs, :girlwerewolf2xn:  man.

It was highly liquid but not warm, Bounty the quicker-picker-upper man.

Miu then successfully lobbied for miu-breakfast and we chastised her, sigh man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-Swiss sandwiches, ingest we man.

We struggled to stay awake to do Mama T-B.'s taxes but lost that battle, siesta we man.

 

We finally completed said taxes and will chauffeur them to the CPA on Thursday, :dance:  man.

Din-din was onecan of Chunky soup, ingest we man.

Dessert was cheaps + salsa, ingest we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Taxes to CPA on Thursday, Costco also very nearby man.

We must also itinerary our GSs/ESs, 2 ESs in FST man.  :dance: 

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
Timeline
Posted
16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

 

Chicken report from Ontarklar now, overdue man!

Bad delinquent silent Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT silent SILENT Ontarklar!

The chickens are laying again. About time they started back up. Slackers I tell ya! 

 

Geckos have laid eggs too, and two more have hatch this week. At least I charge more for them :P 

Spoiler

Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
Timeline
Posted
37 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

The chickens are laying again. About time they started back up. Slackers I tell ya! 

 

My friend let one of hers sit and they currently have 4 chicks as of this morning!

Montreal IR-1/CR-1 FAQ

 

Montreal IR-1/CR-1 Visa spreadsheet: follow directions at top of page for data to be added

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
Timeline
Posted
4 hours ago, mam521 said:

they currently have Many (2+2) chicks

Bad sloppy P-Math-impaired mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD sloppy SLOPPY P-Math-impaired P-MATH-IMPAIRED mam ma'am!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
Timeline
Posted

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Embedded ourself at 1 a.m., actually not bad for us man.

Awoke at half-past Many (2+2) a.m., even earlier than Bro G's Walmarting time man.  :ranting:

Tried to re-zzz until sunrise or later, unsuccessful we man.

Heard newspaper delivered, hear we man.

Heard Amazon delivered, hear we man.

Finally dragged carcass downstairs to read paper, trashed we man.

Miu had not barfed again this morning, no barf miu man man.

Returned for Siesta #1, actually rather successful man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Delivered Mama T-B.'s taxes to CPA at 1 p.m., finally man.

CPA already alert to deducting all of Mama T-B.'s resisted-living expenses, incapacitated senior she man.

If achieved, this would be a boon, Mama T-B. needs one man.

 

Went to Costco near CPA's office, boonful location man.

Got Many (2+2+2) items, Many (2+2+1) of them on sale F$WM.  :dance: 

 

Returned to casa and attempted Siesta #2, failure because of hip pain man.  :ranting:

During this attempt, Mini-B. came in, de-skoolbused wee man man.

We found him zzz-ing downstairs, trashed wee man man.

 

Din-din was from BK*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *bought WUOC, F$WM

Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, ensconce self in room "on phone" man.

After evening TV news, we door-knocked, silent in there man.

Mini-B. was zzz-ing widthwise on his bed, trashed wee man man.

He'd been up past midnight working on skool hoamwurk, industrious or procrastinating wee man man.

He groggily wanted to return to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, vague plans expressed by wee man man.

We complied and told him to consider the consequences next time he stays up that late, si man.

 

Mini-B. also told us that there's no skool on Friday, news to oblivious we man man.

We shall therefore have to take him to a tea place to confer with amigos at half-past 2 p.m., well OK man.

We said that next time he should give us advance notice, si man.

He muttered something about "Doesn't this family keep up with anything, huh man?", si man.

We chalked this up to his needing zzz, seen it before man.

Fortunately, ES itinerary permits our compliance, q.v. below man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, both in FST man.

We shall also visit FST grocery store for specials, several there man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
Timeline
Posted
7 hours ago, mam521 said:

My friend let one of hers sit and they currently have 4 chicks as of this morning!

Oh how fun. I love baby chicks when the hen does all the work. 

Spoiler

Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
Timeline
Posted
54 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

when the hen does all the work.

Barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen, what man?!

Bad oppressive sexist Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD oppressive OPPRESSIVE sexist SEXIST Ontarklar!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Russia
Timeline
Posted
16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Awoke at half-past Many (2+2) a.m., even earlier than Bro G's Walmarting time man. 

 

Let's go shopping man

 

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Delivered Mama T-B.'s taxes to CPA at 1 p.m., finally man.

 

Got mine to the CPA today.

 

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, ensconce self in room "on phone" man.

 

 

Mini-B is doing much better with the ladies than his father!  LOL  👍😄

 

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
Timeline
Posted
1 hour ago, Neonred said:

Mini-B is doing much better with the ladies than his father!  LOL  👍😄

 

and with far less effort!

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

 

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
- Back to Top -

Important Disclaimer: Please read carefully the Visajourney.com Terms of Service. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service you should not access or view any page (including this page) on VisaJourney.com. Answers and comments provided on Visajourney.com Forums are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. Visajourney.com does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in answers or comments. VisaJourney.com does not condone immigration fraud in any way, shape or manner. VisaJourney.com recommends that if any member or user knows directly of someone involved in fraudulent or illegal activity, that they report such activity directly to the Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. You can contact ICE via email at Immigration.Reply@dhs.gov or you can telephone ICE at 1-866-347-2423. All reported threads/posts containing reference to immigration fraud or illegal activities will be removed from this board. If you feel that you have found inappropriate content, please let us know by contacting us here with a url link to that content. Thank you.
×
×
  • Create New...