Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 49,368]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Dragged carcass from bed to breakfast/skoolbus Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man.

Attempted Siesta #1 not too restful, almost no zzz man.

 

Breakfast/lunch essentially too many salted Costco peanuts, overingest we man.

 

At half-past noon, was about to head out ES-ing, overcome personal torpor we man.

Mama T-B. called to gripe and vent, aysheep senior she man man.

We have never known anyone less interested in solutions,     man.

The idiot staff apparently already hosed our carefully arranged bed linens,   we man.

 

First ES was with our favorite ES co., wonderful man.

They were floored to hear that they were within walking distance of our casa, si man.

Second ES was with arguably our #2 favorite ES co.*, wonderful man.

     *because long ago we sweet-talked the ownerette (a roja) into liking us, F$WM man

The roja cut us a major deal, F$WM.

We were very well pleased with the take and the ultra-short commute, whee and glee man.   

And before Bro G can ask the obvious, no man the roja is married, si and sigh man.

 

Returned to casa and serviced demanding miu, subservient we man.

Attempted Siesta #2 failed, headache we man.

 

Mini-B. returned and closeted himself to yak with what we suspect is his girlfriend, better be a rubia man.

Eventually, he wanted din-din, starving we man man.

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday fare Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was, first, something boring that we got out of, dreadful man.

Movie night was then Here Comes the Boom, pretty good and watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to 1 Manyzen bowls for the week, quota met and exceeded man.   

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We haven't even looked for GSs/ESs for Saturday, satisfied with Friday we man.

Must visit Mama T-B. on Saturday, out-straighten incompetents' work yet again we man.

Must do her taxes, determined we man.

We want to sneak them to her CPA before Mama T-B. insists on microscopic pre-review, strategic we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,368]

Saturday ES report, see man:

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We haven't even looked for GSs/ESs for Saturday, satisfied with Friday we man.

Must visit Mama T-B. on Saturday

We discovered a Sat-Sun ES that was on the way to Mama T-B.'s, opportunity knocks man.

 

This ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- L/S, double-pocket Pepe Jeans shirt (with dry-cleaner tag on it) = $2, steal man

Total = $2

[TBoneTX 49,368]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Breakfast/lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

Mini-B. still embedded at nearly 1 p.m., zzz wee man man.

We left him 2 PB&J sandwiches, lunch wee man man.

We awoke him before going to our ES and to Mama T-B., roust youthful carcass we man man.

 

Mama T-B. phoned us Many (2+2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 -1) -- times,   man.

During our visit, we again had to inventory & reorganize all the bed ilnens,   man.

This is because the idiot helpers "just grab and toss everything around, si man,"   man.

She told us to take one complete dirty-sheet set, 2 towels, & a duster dress home to warsh,   man.

"You can warsh them together in one load, si man," said senior she man man.

"No, we cannot, no man -- the towels will get wadded in the sheets in the dryer, si man," said we man man.

"No, they will not, no man, and I need them before Sunday, si man!" said senior she man man.   

 

We warshered/baked/folded the 2 LLs, no one tell us how to do LLs man.

Mini-B. said that he was going to the nearby skool to basketball with amigos, well OK man.

Miu demanded complete brushing, acquiesce to miu we man.

 

We returned the 2 LLs to Mama T-B. after hours, 2 trips in one day man.

As we T-B.-mobiled, Mini-B. texted that he + amigos were going to McDonald's, across busy highway man.

We told him not to for safety & din-din planning, but he ignored us, no and si man man.

This did wonders for our blood pressure, irked-already we man man.

 

The keypad entry code to Mama T-B.'s place didn't work, bang on door for Many minutes till someone noticed we man man.  

Mama T-B. wanted Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- explanations of what we'd warshed,   man.

After the Many'th (2+1th) explanation, we began to get peeved, foul mood already we man.

We crammed the infernal stuff where it belonged and then left, bye we man man.

 

On way back, we stopped at McDonald's, retrieve wee man + one local amigo man.

The T-B.-mobile's back seat hasn't been off-cleaned since Mama T-B. went down, no time man.

We could take only one amigo with us, choice man.

Local amigo said he could walk home, si man.

Other amigo, we learned too late, lived Many (2x2x2x2 +2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2 +2) -- minutes away,         man.

Saturday-night traffic quite heavy,   man.

Mini-B. unapologetic, rebellious Manyager wee man man.

We were rather displeased, putting it lightly man.

 

Return to the casa was after Many (2x2x2) p.m.,   man.

Mini-B. needed a lengthy emergency bathroom seance, dietary indiscretion at McDonald's man.  

We were about to blow our stack, schedule entirely hosed man.

Din-din (finally) was French-style green beans, breaded chicken tenders, and r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man.

We had to consume part of Mini-B.'s din-din, appetite ruined by McDonald's man.  

 

Movie night was Many (2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2) Jump Street, pretty good and watch Two Guys man.

Beyond all hope, 2 bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 -2) for the week, quota padded man.

 

End result of day, see man:  Zero progress on Mama T-B.'s taxes,     man.

Everyone here should have invested in pharma companies that make BP medicine, financially savvy you man man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No plans for Sunday beyond the Many (2+1) LLs and whatever we do with Mama T-B.'s taxes, yeah right man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,368]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Zzz'd almost to alarm, regular HSM pretty much worked man.

Warshered/baked our bed blanket, almost like no job at all while coffeeing/newspapering man.

Miu active, restless, and demanding of we never out-figured what, vaguely demanding miu man.

 

Decided to mow front yard, mow-lawn we man.

We took 2 regular aspirin plus the usual allergy/breathing stuff, self-medicate we man man.

Our hip nearly died before we took 2 mow-lawning steps, ow ow OW OW OW man.

We barely made it, wow man.

We're glad that we did it, much better-looking lawn man.

We're not glad that we did it, because our hip remains hosed these Many hours later, OW man.

We had to ask Mini-B.'s help hauling the laundry basket, OW we and fortunately cooperative we man man.

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man.

Breakfast/lunch for us was fantasizing about which ultra-HSM we'll take at bedtime, OW man.

 

Watched most of a basketball game with Mini-B., watch Two Guys man.

Attempted siesta a complete waste, hip hosed everything man.  

 

Din-din was an XL 'roni 'za, ingest Two Guys man.

Conquered Mini-B.'s LL and am about to bake our LL, one remaining after this man.

Returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, end of Two Guys week man.

Zero work done on Mama T-B.'s taxes,   man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No need to skoolbus Mini-B. on Monday, ex-Mrs.-T-B. can do it man.

Maybe can work on Mama T-B.'s taxes in morning, perhaps man.

MRIs of hip & shoulder in afternoon, hosed afternoon man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[Neonred 4,161]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Decided to mow front yard, mow-lawn we man.

We took 2 regular aspirin plus the usual allergy/breathing stuff, self-medicate we man man.

Our hip nearly died before we took 2 mow-lawning steps, ow ow OW OW OW man.

We barely made it, wow man.

 

Hey old man, sounds like you are ready for a hip replacement.

 

Where is your riding lawn mower?

[mam521 2,963]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We took 2 regular aspirin plus the usual allergy/breathing stuff, self-medicate we man man.

Antihistamines and I are pretty much one with one another at the moment.  Cedar and Oak pollen are high and Cedar really kicks my behind badly.  

 

We spent most of the weekend outside.  Moved all the plants back to their homes, took down the greenhouses, took down a pop up canopy, blew leaves, edged and bag mowed both front and back yards, trimmed up the crepe myrtle and sago palms and hubs pressure washed the patio by the door after I removed the wood tiles.  The 2 front sagos will need further pruning, but we'll give them a chance to try and grow some new fronds, first.  We need to move the patio furniture and further pressure wash.  The front driveway needs it too. 

 

The back grass is some sort of freak, I swear.  It doesn't seem to go that dormant.  It froze last month and it's already green as anything.  

[TBoneTX 49,368]

16 hours ago, Neonred said:

ready for a hip replacement

We are too hip to be replaced, si and see and   Bro G man.

And no one is as hip as we are, no man.

And our hip trouble screams lateral, such as gluteus medius* or something trochanteric*, si man.

    *English-only outside the regional forums, si man!  Reported!!!!!

[TBoneTX 49,368]

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

Antihistamines and I are pretty much one with one another at the moment

We are still spittin' mad at the Clinton FDA for banning Seldane,       man.

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

Cedar really kicks my behind badly

Foto of cedar-kicked mam ma'am behind now, si and see mam ma'am!   

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

Moved all the plants back to their homes, took down the greenhouses, took down a pop up canopy, blew leaves, edged and bag mowed both front and back yards, trimmed up the crepe myrtle and sago palms and hubs pressure washed the patio by the door after I removed the wood tiles

You get off your cedar-kicked behind and do some real work NOW, si mam ma'am!

Bad lazy indolent mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD lazy LAZY indolent INDOLENT mam ma'am!   

[TBoneTX 49,368]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

First time in ages that we didn't have to arise at o'dark-Many to take Mini-B. to skool or skoolbus, amazing man.

However, and despite HSM, we awoke fully 2 hours before alarm, consequent to hip pain,   man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was 2 turkey sandwiches, ingest out-of-cheese we man man.

 

Made MRI caucus on time, punctual we man.

Waited half an hour beyond stated caucus time to be called in, eyeroll we man.

Tech tried to ask us the same metallic question that we'd answered by phone & online, cut him off we man.

 

First MRI was of shoulder, shoulder the blame we man.

This half-hour was not too bad, no man.

They then inserted us feet-first for hip MRI, dunno why man.

We were in agony from back pain, had to try to lie flat man.

We were striving not to cough from the constant Arctic gale blowing in our face, straight up nostrils man.

We completed this half-hour too, that was plenty man.

We could not stand up until we did various back-stretches/exercises, locked up & painful man.

We could barely limp out of there, lame excuse therefor man.

We did take with us several large plastic "patient's possessions here" bags, they must pay penance man.

We somehow long-walked ourself to the T-B.-mobile, dazed we man.

People were looking at us curiously, either we were yelling in pain or limping like a drunk man.

 

Mini-B. had just beaten us to the casa, arrive first wee man then we man man.

Of course we had to service his demanding sister, Treat/Dry-food/Wet-food Me Daddy miu man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. soon came to retrieve him, unusual availability man.

She told us that she has several boyfriend prospects, one from her recent cruise man.

She gave us a dirty look when we asked if he were a Rojo, hee hee hee man.

 

Din-din was MTG, ingest out-of-peas we man man.

 

After ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. left, we noted that Mini-B. had left his skool badge behind,       man.

This meant that we would have to deliver it,         man.

We first attempted a siesta, much-needed man.

We left phone in other room with door closed to prevent interrupted zzz, necessary protocol man.

Miu was asleep on other half of our bed, OK but had to leave door open man.

Of course, Mama T-B. called twice and Uncle T-B. called once,   and completely hosed siesta man.

Mama T-B. wanted to know MRI results,   man.

We told her that they weren't in yet and we would tell her when they were,   man.

"Well, often they have a radiologist on the other side of the wall reading them right away, si man,"   man.

 

We dragged our carcass to deliver Mini-B.'s badge, dirty glare we man to wee man man.

Went to supermarket for several items, shop we man.

We were limping so badly that people were staring, lean on basket basket-case we man.

We procured and will try the sliced Swiss cheese that we found, interesting change man.

 

Cleaned miu's box, changed A/C filter, and curbsided garbage/recycling, industrious we man.

We suspect that we were yelling every time we bent down or took a step, ow man.

We're getting sick of climbing stairs while leading only with one leg, tedious and tiresome man.

 

If MRI isn't clear, we shall insist on a diagnostic anesthetic-only shot in the actual [censored] ####   [censored] #####  trigger point, not everything is a joint you damned blinders-on doctor man.

That whole hospital system seems to forget that, at least Many% of the time, the patient will tell them the diagnosis,  man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have one brief errand Tuesday if we are to procure a discount, F$WM.

Otherwise, we shall and must focus on Mama T-B.'s taxes, please man.

We shall spend the balance of this Monday contemplating which HSM bedtime meds to pop, party-animal we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[Ban Hammer 15,066]

23 hours ago, Neonred said:

Hey old man, sounds like you are ready for a hip replacement.

 

Where is your riding lawn mower?

[TBoneTX 49,368]

7 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

He's bald, see man, and we're not, see and no man.

[Ban Hammer 15,066]

22 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

He's bald, see man, and we're not, see and no man.

cue tbone level joke:
if you are bald in front, you're a lover
if you are bald in the back, you're a thinker
if you are bald in both the front and back, you think you're a lover.

[TBoneTX 49,368]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

cue tbone level joke

This doesn't make the cut, yawn man.

 

This one does, see man:

-- What do you call a retreating front of attack-rabbits, huh man?

-- A receding hareline, si and ha ha man.