Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

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Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Dragged carcass from bed to breakfast/skoolbus Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man.

Attempted Siesta #1 not too restful, almost no zzz man.

 

Breakfast/lunch essentially too many salted Costco peanuts, overingest we man.

 

At half-past noon, was about to head out ES-ing, overcome personal torpor we man.

Mama T-B. called to gripe and vent, aysheep senior she man man.

We have never known anyone less interested in solutions,     man.

The idiot staff apparently already hosed our carefully arranged bed linens,   we man.

 

First ES was with our favorite ES co., wonderful man.

They were floored to hear that they were within walking distance of our casa, si man.

Second ES was with arguably our #2 favorite ES co.*, wonderful man.

     *because long ago we sweet-talked the ownerette (a roja) into liking us, F$WM man

The roja cut us a major deal, F$WM.

We were very well pleased with the take and the ultra-short commute, whee and glee man.   

And before Bro G can ask the obvious, no man the roja is married, si and sigh man.

 

Returned to casa and serviced demanding miu, subservient we man.

Attempted Siesta #2 failed, headache we man.

 

Mini-B. returned and closeted himself to yak with what we suspect is his girlfriend, better be a rubia man.

Eventually, he wanted din-din, starving we man man.

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday fare Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was, first, something boring that we got out of, dreadful man.

Movie night was then Here Comes the Boom, pretty good and watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to 1 Manyzen bowls for the week, quota met and exceeded man.   

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We haven't even looked for GSs/ESs for Saturday, satisfied with Friday we man.

Must visit Mama T-B. on Saturday, out-straighten incompetents' work yet again we man.

Must do her taxes, determined we man.

We want to sneak them to her CPA before Mama T-B. insists on microscopic pre-review, strategic we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.