Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[Neonred 4,151]

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

My mom still gets paper bills and does the maths on the envelope - addition, subtraction, long division - to work out what she needs to pay and when.  Kickin' it old school...despite barely making the Boomer cutoff! 

 

 

👍 I like your mom's style and I do mostly the same, except for the long division.  BUT it seems I'm older than your mom 😮

[Ban Hammer 14,998]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

 

👍 I like your mom's style and I do mostly the same, except for the long division.  BUT it seems I'm older than your mom 😮

not in monkey years.

[TBoneTX 49,188]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

I had to look those up.  Never heard of them.  And they are made by a Bimbo?

LPoP and unread, no see we man.  If anyone is curious, Gansitos and Pingüinos might be made by Bimbo, but we're too lazy to go downstairs again to check, let the tension build until this is resolved man.

[TBoneTX 49,188]

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

My mom still gets paper bills and does the maths on the envelope - addition, subtraction, long division - to work out what she needs to pay and when.  Kickin' it old school...despite barely making the Boomer cutoff!

You must be quite young (e.g., Many years old), si mam ma'am.  And you have never squealed on whether you're a rubia, squeal now mam ma'am.

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

Just big hugs to you.  I wish you could chat with my mom because she might have more insight.

Gracias, si mam ma'am.

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

She worked in elderly nursing care for over Many years and just officially retired at the end of January.

Kudos to Mama mam ma'am and  to mam ma'am herself for the blatant P-Math error, see mam ma'am!

Bad un-P-Mathing mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD un-P-Mathing UN-P-MATHING mam ma'am!

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

She would probably tell you give Mama TB lots of hugs, even though you might get a fight.

Unless we make progress on Mama T-B.'s taxes, which we did not on Monday (see Thrilling Monday report, see man), no man, Mama T-B. will outlive us, wrung neck we man by senior she man man.  😨

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

I was kinda chuckling the same

Bad irreverent insouciant mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD irreverent IRREVERENT insouciant INSOUCIANT mam ma'am!

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

hasn't TB bought all the washcloths already? 

A precious few luxurious ones are rotated into our collection for personal use, see man.

The others are either donated to ex-Mrs.-T-B., who uses them as kitchen rags, or given to ex-Mrs.-T-B. to transport to Ecu for Mama-ex-Mrs.-T-B., who uses them as kitchen rags, see man.

 

This begs this truth-in-humor, see man:

Q, man:  What's a high-tech Ecu broom, huh man?

A, man:  A rag on a stick, si and hee hee hee man.

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

all the rotisserie chickens one could dream of

Giving Ontarklar vivid nightmares, si mam ma'am!

Bad evil rotisserie-chickening mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD evil EVIL rotisserie-chickening ROTISSERIE-CHICKENING mam ma'am!

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

I have to cycle toys like I would have if he was a toddler.

Mius are just like toddlers in their concentration and interest levels, si mam ma'am.

[TBoneTX 49,188]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man.

Embedded ourself far too late on Sunday night and then couldn't zzz, late and no zzz man.

We perhaps got an hour or two, grouchy we man.

 

Breakfasted/skoolbused* Mini-B., bye wee man man.

     *by the way, radio silence from all skool & transpurtayshun personnel whom we wrote AGAIN,   man

Immediately tried Siesta #1, desperate we man.

Siesta failed,   man.

 

We considered ourself unfit to do tax work, wait for Mama T-B.'s wrath we man.

Worked on nagging issues such as credit-card disputes, nagged we man.

Also dished/de-dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Lunch was 2 turkey sandwiches, ingest we man.

Siesta #2 was eventually undertaken, somewhat successful zzz man.

 

Mini-B. arrived and demanded a snack, hungry wee man man.

We nuked him a Costco mini-'za, nuke we man.

 

Din-din was salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

This din-din is actually rather intense, see man:

         1.  De-bag shredded lettuce and embowl it, si man

         2. Slice half-tomato for Mini-B., unkindest cut of all man

Many.  Add croutons to both bowls, add man

Many.  Add respective dressings to respective bowls, add man

Many.  Serve/ingest bowls, si man

Many.  De-package Many (2+2) hot dogs, denude the dogs man

Many.  Place dogs in nuke-safe dog-nuker, nuke dogs man

Many.  Separate buns from package, bifurcate buns man

Many.  Place opened buns on separate paper plates, place man

Many.  Pre-add mustard/ketchup to Mini-B.'s and ketchup to ours, pre-add man

Many.  Remove dogs from microwave and fork into buns, proper technique involved man

Many.  Serve/ingest dogs, si man

Many.  Up-wrap remaining half-tomato for use later in Two Guys week, it's a wrap man

Many.  Up-wrap remaining dogs for use later in Two Guys week, Wrap Artist we man

This is more work than for almost any other Two Guys din-din, conclude we man.

 

Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, oh well man.

Later, attempted to caucus with Mini-B. to pick remaining hyskool courses, deadline soon man.

Mini-B. insisted on texting an amigo (amiga?) and making us repeat ourself,   we man.

An argument ensued and skool activity was curtailed, curtail our tail with a carving-knife man.

Hours later, Mini-B. emerged and semi-promised that we'd do this on Tuesday, si man.

We had spent those hours caucusing with ChatGPT to make some sense of the requirements,   man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must visit Mama T-B. on Tuesday, visit we man.

We will have to lie about progress taxxing, sigh man.

However, Subway coupons might finally be in weekly rainwater newspaper, hope we man.

We will search locally and in Uncle T-B.'s mailroom's recycle cans, search we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,188]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Gansitos and Pingüinos might be made by Bimbo

The latter are Marinela, distributed by Bimbo Bakeries USA man.

Former's box is gone, but we predict the same, predict we man.

Everyone can die happy now that the truth is known, glee man.   

[TBoneTX 49,188]

And here we go, sigh man...

Mama T-B. called, all aysheep, aysheep senior she man man.

This time, it's rather justified, see man:

Her hospice outfit has been bought out and everyone is allegedly gone now, wow man.

The new outfit (if rumor is correct) is HQ'd around DFW, rumored man.

They do appear to have a proximal office, positive if true man.

 

The noosering-casa is caucusing today at half-past 2 p.m. to gather info, si man.

They have Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 +2x2x2) patients affected, that's a lot man.

Meanwhile, Mama T-B. (and we) have lost our very few capable/caring contacts, months to develop them man.

Mama T-B. is catastrophizing, can't totally blame her man.

We are preaching patience, noosering-casa won't leave anyone in the lurch man.

But this is the last thing that either of us needs,  and   man.

Edited 12 hours ago by TBoneTX

[Neonred 4,151]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

The latter are Marinela, distributed by Bimbo Bakeries USA man.

Former's box is gone, but we predict the same, predict we man.

Everyone can die happy now that the truth is known, glee man.   

 

Are they rubia bimbos that make them?

[Neonred 4,151]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

And here we go, sigh man...

Mama T-B. called, all aysheep, aysheep senior she man man.

This time, it's rather justified, see man:

Her hospice outfit has been bought out and everyone is allegedly gone now, wow man.

  man.

 

How much extra room do you have at your house?

[mam521 2,938]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You must be quite young (e.g., Many years old), si mam ma'am.  And you have never squealed on whether you're a rubia, squeal now mam ma'am.

Nah...Gma had mom at 2x2x2x2+2 and mom had me at the same.  I did NOT have Kid1 as a manyager.  

 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Bad evil rotisserie-chickening mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD evil EVIL rotisserie-chickening ROTISSERIE-CHICKENING mam ma'am!

*shrugs* blame the grocery store. 

 

Fun fact: like the hotdog and drink at Costco, the rotisserie chickens are also a loss leader.  

 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mius are just like toddlers in their concentration and interest levels, si mam ma'am.

Agree.  At least they (usually) are potty trained.  

 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

*by the way, radio silence from all skool & transpurtayshun personnel whom we wrote AGAIN,   man

Ridiculous.  

 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Later, attempted to caucus with Mini-B. to pick remaining hyskool courses, deadline soon man

If he can take AP Human Geography, I recommend it.  Typically the AP courses have better instructors and, if he scores a 4 or better on the AP exam, they often count as a college credit.  Kid1 was mad she didn't take it (she did 2x2x2 or 2x2x2+1 AP's and got her AP capstone) and Kid2 listened to his big sister and took it and really enjoyed it.  There are typically only 1 or 2 AP's offered for minor niner's as compared to upper class(wo)men.  

[TBoneTX 49,188]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Are they rubia bimbos that make them?

Research it and find out, si man.

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

How much extra room do you have at your house?

Not feasible, sigh man.

Went to see Mama T-B. and she seems to agree that there's no choice but to wait for news, si man.

[Ban Hammer 14,998]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

 

How much extra room do you have at your house?

you in the doghouse again?   

[TBoneTX 49,188]

59 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

you in the doghouse again?   

Too many GS/ES purchases littering all the couches for him to flop here, hee hee man.

[TBoneTX 49,188]

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

Gma had mom at 2x2x2x2+2 and mom had me at the same.  I did NOT have Kid1 as a manyager.

If we were good at Algebra*, we could probably cipher your age, si mam ma'am.

     *the national language of Algeria, si man

But we are not, and we're equally poor at Calculus**, sigh man.

     **what Bro G.'s hygienist scrapes from people's teeth, si man

Accordingly, you will have to bean-spill your own age and in P-Math, si and si mam ma'am.

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

*shrugs* blame the grocery store. 

Bad dismissive shrug-shouldering mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD shrug-shouldering SHRUG-SHOULDERING mam ma'am!

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

the rotisserie chickens are also a loss leader

Insulting Ontarklar's raise-poultrying habit, si mam ma'am!  Reported, si man!!!!!

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

At least they (usually) are potty trained. 

Each of our mius has been very good in regard to this, si mam ma'am.

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

Ridiculous.

Si and  we man, mam ma'am.  No answer since Sunday night, and Many-day weekend approaching, so we forwarded the previous appeal to just the Prinsipulette & Assoc. Prinsipul, sigh man.  If we have heard zilch by noon Thursday, we shall forward the whole thing to whatever Area Stuporintendent we can find, si man.  If Mini-B. gets rejected from the skoolbus next week, we're going to hit the roof, si man.

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

if he scores a Many (2+2) or better on the AP exam, they often count as a college credit.  Kid1 was mad she didn't take it (she did 2x2x2 or 2x2x2+1 AP's and got her AP capstone)

How could you have been doing so well with P-Math and miss the easiest one, huh and  mam ma'am?!

We are going to try to do his skool skedjool this evening, sigh man.

Edited 2 hours ago by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 49,188]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

We desperately wanted to continue zzz-ing but couldn't, o'dark-Many skool hours man.

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man.

 

Breakfast (!) was 2 buttered bagels, ingest we man.

Siesta #1 minimally successful, more rest than zzz man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man man.

Awaiting verdict on hospice co., see above post man.

 

Cashed annual Costco rebate at Costco Business Center, F$WM.

Looked unsuccessfully for Subway coupons at Uncle T-B.'s recycling cans,   man.

Rainwater newspapers at least a day late on our street,   man.

Sometimes one source or the other has coupons when the other doesn't, unnecessary stress man.

 

Siesta #2 remarkably good, zzz we man.

Mini-B. also zzz'd on recliner sofa downstairs, groggy wee man man.

He is always irritable after siestas, he'll learn man.

 

Din-din was Southwest-Style Linguine with chicken & sausage*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *on sale from Costco, F$WM

Mini-B. rather liked it, consume most wee man man.

 

No movie night,  man.

Got Mini-B.'s next-year skool courses input, rotten lousy system man.  

It would NOT allow us to input future years' courses,       man.

This adds stress and doesn't enable graduation evaluation in advance,   man.

 

Mini-B. has a Debate event sometime this weekend, thanks for telling us only NOW man.  

Teechur is also not good at parent communication,   man.

Our weekend/doing Mama T-B.'s taxes/visits to Mama T-B. might therefore be hosed,   man.

 

We did precisely zero in regard to Mama T-B.'s taxes,   man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No Wednesday plans except to follow up on skoolbus fiasco plus Debate issue,   man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.