Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[Neonred 4,148]

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

My mom still gets paper bills and does the maths on the envelope - addition, subtraction, long division - to work out what she needs to pay and when.  Kickin' it old school...despite barely making the Boomer cutoff! 

 

 

👍 I like your mom's style and I do mostly the same, except for the long division.  BUT it seems I'm older than your mom 😮

[Ban Hammer 14,991]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

 

👍 I like your mom's style and I do mostly the same, except for the long division.  BUT it seems I'm older than your mom 😮

not in monkey years.

[TBoneTX 49,164]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

I had to look those up.  Never heard of them.  And they are made by a Bimbo?

LPoP and unread, no see we man.  If anyone is curious, Gansitos and Pingüinos might be made by Bimbo, but we're too lazy to go downstairs again to check, let the tension build until this is resolved man.

[TBoneTX 49,164]

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

My mom still gets paper bills and does the maths on the envelope - addition, subtraction, long division - to work out what she needs to pay and when.  Kickin' it old school...despite barely making the Boomer cutoff!

You must be quite young (e.g., Many years old), si mam ma'am.  And you have never squealed on whether you're a rubia, squeal now mam ma'am.

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

Just big hugs to you.  I wish you could chat with my mom because she might have more insight.

Gracias, si mam ma'am.

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

She worked in elderly nursing care for over Many years and just officially retired at the end of January.

Kudos to Mama mam ma'am and  to mam ma'am herself for the blatant P-Math error, see mam ma'am!

Bad un-P-Mathing mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD un-P-Mathing UN-P-MATHING mam ma'am!

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

She would probably tell you give Mama TB lots of hugs, even though you might get a fight.

Unless we make progress on Mama T-B.'s taxes, which we did not on Monday (see Thrilling Monday report, see man), no man, Mama T-B. will outlive us, wrung neck we man by senior she man man.  😨

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

I was kinda chuckling the same

Bad irreverent insouciant mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD irreverent IRREVERENT insouciant INSOUCIANT mam ma'am!

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

hasn't TB bought all the washcloths already? 

A precious few luxurious ones are rotated into our collection for personal use, see man.

The others are either donated to ex-Mrs.-T-B., who uses them as kitchen rags, or given to ex-Mrs.-T-B. to transport to Ecu for Mama-ex-Mrs.-T-B., who uses them as kitchen rags, see man.

 

This begs this truth-in-humor, see man:

Q, man:  What's a high-tech Ecu broom, huh man?

A, man:  A rag on a stick, si and hee hee hee man.

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

all the rotisserie chickens one could dream of

Giving Ontarklar vivid nightmares, si mam ma'am!

Bad evil rotisserie-chickening mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD evil EVIL rotisserie-chickening ROTISSERIE-CHICKENING mam ma'am!

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

I have to cycle toys like I would have if he was a toddler.

Mius are just like toddlers in their concentration and interest levels, si mam ma'am.

[TBoneTX 49,164]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man.

Embedded ourself far too late on Sunday night and then couldn't zzz, late and no zzz man.

We perhaps got an hour or two, grouchy we man.

 

Breakfasted/skoolbused* Mini-B., bye wee man man.

     *by the way, radio silence from all skool & transpurtayshun personnel whom we wrote AGAIN,   man

Immediately tried Siesta #1, desperate we man.

Siesta failed,   man.

 

We considered ourself unfit to do tax work, wait for Mama T-B.'s wrath we man.

Worked on nagging issues such as credit-card disputes, nagged we man.

Also dished/de-dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Lunch was 2 turkey sandwiches, ingest we man.

Siesta #2 was eventually undertaken, somewhat successful zzz man.

 

Mini-B. arrived and demanded a snack, hungry wee man man.

We nuked him a Costco mini-'za, nuke we man.

 

Din-din was salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

This din-din is actually rather intense, see man:

         1.  De-bag shredded lettuce and embowl it, si man

         2. Slice half-tomato for Mini-B., unkindest cut of all man

Many.  Add croutons to both bowls, add man

Many.  Add respective dressings to respective bowls, add man

Many.  Serve/ingest bowls, si man

Many.  De-package Many (2+2) hot dogs, denude the dogs man

Many.  Place dogs in nuke-safe dog-nuker, nuke dogs man

Many.  Separate buns from package, bifurcate buns man

Many.  Place opened buns on separate paper plates, place man

Many.  Pre-add mustard/ketchup to Mini-B.'s and ketchup to ours, pre-add man

Many.  Remove dogs from microwave and fork into buns, proper technique involved man

Many.  Serve/ingest dogs, si man

Many.  Up-wrap remaining half-tomato for use later in Two Guys week, it's a wrap man

Many.  Up-wrap remaining dogs for use later in Two Guys week, Wrap Artist we man

This is more work than for almost any other Two Guys din-din, conclude we man.

 

Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, oh well man.

Later, attempted to caucus with Mini-B. to pick remaining hyskool courses, deadline soon man.

Mini-B. insisted on texting an amigo (amiga?) and making us repeat ourself,   we man.

An argument ensued and skool activity was curtailed, curtail our tail with a carving-knife man.

Hours later, Mini-B. emerged and semi-promised that we'd do this on Tuesday, si man.

We had spent those hours caucusing with ChatGPT to make some sense of the requirements,   man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must visit Mama T-B. on Tuesday, visit we man.

We will have to lie about progress taxxing, sigh man.

However, Subway coupons might finally be in weekly rainwater newspaper, hope we man.

We will search locally and in Uncle T-B.'s mailroom's recycle cans, search we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,164]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Gansitos and Pingüinos might be made by Bimbo

The latter are Marinela, distributed by Bimbo Bakeries USA man.

Former's box is gone, but we predict the same, predict we man.

Everyone can die happy now that the truth is known, glee man.