Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[Neonred 4,110]

21 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

oh the humanity!  meanwhile, we have snow in kansas

 

 

20 hours ago, Neonred said:

Snow?

 

What's that?  Ha!

 

Is it cold?

 

18 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

it's a regular day to those of us that have lived here for a while.
to someone from florida, it's "the day after tomorrow".

OK, no more complaining about the cold in FL.

Just flew into Chicago and it’s freaking 14 degrees with some of that “snow” stuff on the ground.

 

How do you people tolerate that?  I mean really.  Why?  Do you all like that kind of weather?  You all are nuts.

[Ban Hammer 14,897]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

 

 

OK, no more complaining about the cold in FL.

Just flew into Chicago and it’s freaking 14 degrees with some of that “snow” stuff on the ground.

 

How do you people tolerate that?  I mean really.  Why?  Do you all like that kind of weather?  You all are nuts.

14 degrees - wow that is cold!  we're at a balmy 16 here in kansas.
it's not the cold though that's the problem - it's the wind.  the feels like temp is 11

 

[Neonred 4,110]

41 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

14 degrees - wow that is cold!  we're at a balmy 16 here in kansas.
it's not the cold though that's the problem - it's the wind.  the feels like temp is 11

 

Feels like temp here is 3.  
 

No problem.  I’m at the airport gate ready to head home.   77 at home today.bb

[Ban Hammer 14,897]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

Feels like temp here is 3.  
 

No problem.  I’m at the airport gate ready to head home.   77 at home today.bb

now you know why the birds migrate south..........

[mam521 2,843]

14 hours ago, Dashinka said:

The purse thing and shoes spreads across many cultures.

Hubs has a larger collection of shoes than I...just sayin'

[TBoneTX 48,961]

The temperature in Chicago, Kansas, and Florida is Many degrees, issue settled man.

Just now, mam521 said:

Hubs has a larger collection of shoes than I...just sayin'

If the shoe fits, si mam ma'am...

[TBoneTX 48,961]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

We let Mini-B. zzz until half an hour before noon, birthday-zzz wee man man.

Lunch was 2 PB&J sandwiches each, ingest Two Guys man.

 

No GS-/ES-ing was even thinkable, forget it man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. procured cupcakes and said that we should all go visit Mama T-B., gang invasion man.

We got there shortly after 1 p.m., gang invasion man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. chauffeured us, surprisingly safely, so Bro G.'s rubia remains the worst-driverette champ man.

We let Mama T-B. give Mini-B. the birthday card + $ that we'd procured on her behalf, si man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. helped fix Mama T-B.'s phone, big point of aysheep behavior man.

Everything went well until we attempted to load Mama T-B.'s weekly pills, mandatory for today man.

Mama T-B. went aysheep and said "now is not the time, no man," si and no man man.

We reminded her that this was the chief and mandatory point of the visit, si man.

Mama T-B. went even more aysheep and ex-Mrs.-T-B. stopped us,   man.

Mama T-B. threw us out of the room, sigh and bye man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and Mini-B. exited in tears several minutes later, sigh man.

 

We were afraid that the day was hosed, sigh man.

However, Mini-B. found funny cat videos on the drive back, si man.

We returned to the casa and did card/gift openings, pleased wee man man.

We had stuff for him and for our grandson the cute and orange mini-miu man.

This visit lasted 2 hours, si man.

 

During this time and over several hours, Mama T-B. phoned us Many (2x2x2 +1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +1) -- times,  man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. heard every word, Many00% aysheep man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. tried to hide her shock when we said that this was not unusual, si and no man.

We think that she now has a better understanding of what we're subjected to, si and sigh man.

 

We decided to siesta, exhausted we man.

We zzz'd but had a vivid nightmare, see man:

     Mama T-B. had a mansion-sized apartment that we were to vacate, deja vu man.

     We nonstopped at this for 2 full weeks, si man.

     We finally took a bathroom break, luxury man.

     During this, an estate co. came in and took all that we had boxed/packed, si man.

     We chased them on foot for miles, fruitlessly man.

     We reported this to Mama T-B. and she went Many,000% aysheep at us, sigh man.

Not only that, but Uncle T-B. voicemailed us during said siesta, never fails man.

 

At Many (2+2+2) p.m., ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up again, reappear ex-she man man.

We'd left it up to Mini-B. to pick a birthday restaurant, discretionary wee man man.

He wanted to watch an NBA game, televised man.

He therefore wanted us to retrieve a 'za and ingest it at the casa, well OK man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. drove us to the 'za emporium, si man.

We retrieved an extra-large 'roni 'za plus a club sandwich for her, paid for by we man man.  

We and Mini-B. consumed said 'za in its entirety, ingest Two Guys man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. consumed most of her large sandwich, semi-ingest ex-she man man.

 

NBA game was watched, most of it pretty good man.

We dozed off during part of it, zzz we man.

Surprisingly, ex-Mrs.-T-B. did NOT zzz, almost a sure bet that she always will do so man.

Game ended and ex-Mrs.-T-B. left, long birthday time spent man.

 

Mini-B. gamed with amigo thereafter and is slowly prepping to embed himself, pretty good birthday man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Mandatory visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday that could have been handled Saturday,   man.

Many (2+1) laundry loads in rehooked warsher & new dryer, should be here to supervise same we man.

NFL game in afternoon, watch Two Guys man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Edited 2 hours ago by TBoneTX