VAWA, Part 27

[balo101 676]

50 minutes ago, Vale1 said:

Got scheduled for my citizenship interview after 3 months and 6 days from N400 application. My meeting is set for June 10th (NYC)!!! 

Congratulations.

Good luck.

Let us know how it goes. 

[TBoneTX 47,143]

Our jokes have been effective lately!  Here's our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke (in honor of Poland's presidential runoff on Sunday):

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EYE CHART

 

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.  First, he had to take an eyesight test.

 

The optician showed him a card with the letters CZWIXNOSTACZYK.

 

"Can you read this?" the optician asked?

 

"Read it?!" said the Polish immigrant.  "I KNOW the guy!"

 

[marcoisland777 42]

hello team, I had my n400 interviewed approved last week, the oath ceremony invitation was sent out last week, I called uscis they said the ceremony will be on the week of June 13th.  My lawyer and me havent received the oath ceremony invitation yet, uscis contact services said on the phone that if i dont receive the letter until wednesday or thursday I can call back and they will send the invitatio to my email. I have a myuscis account but I never received the account Online Access Code, how can I get the online acces code so I can print the invitation, what would you recommend me to do, I still have 8 days for my ceremony but I havent received the letter which was sent out last wednesday May 28th.  Please give me ideas

thanks

[Happy1982 124]

On 6/2/2025 at 4:30 PM, marcoisland777 said:

hello team, I had my n400 interviewed approved last week, the oath ceremony invitation was sent out last week, I called uscis they said the ceremony will be on the week of June 13th.  My lawyer and me havent received the oath ceremony invitation yet, uscis contact services said on the phone that if i dont receive the letter until wednesday or thursday I can call back and they will send the invitatio to my email. I have a myuscis account but I never received the account Online Access Code, how can I get the online acces code so I can print the invitation, what would you recommend me to do, I still have 8 days for my ceremony but I havent received the letter which was sent out last wednesday May 28th.  Please give me ideas

thanks

@marcoisland777Hey there… congratulations on your recent approval. Would you mind to share how was your interview? Was the officer nice? What kind of questions did they ask about the abuse? 

[TBoneTX 47,143]

It is Wednesday -- time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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OBSERVATIONS

 

When people say, "You look so familiar," responding with "Were we in prison together?" almost always stops the conversation.

 

I saw a cable repairman on the street today.  He asked me what time it was.  I told him that it was sometime between 8 a.m. and 1 p.m.  Two can play at that game!

 

My wife crashed the car again today.  She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking a beer.  The police said, "He can do what he likes in his own living room!"