VAWA, Part 27

[balo101 685]

50 minutes ago, Vale1 said:

Got scheduled for my citizenship interview after 3 months and 6 days from N400 application. My meeting is set for June 10th (NYC)!!! 

Congratulations.

Good luck.

Let us know how it goes. 

[TBoneTX 47,370]

Our jokes have been effective lately!  Here's our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke (in honor of Poland's presidential runoff on Sunday):

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EYE CHART

 

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.  First, he had to take an eyesight test.

 

The optician showed him a card with the letters CZWIXNOSTACZYK.

 

"Can you read this?" the optician asked?

 

"Read it?!" said the Polish immigrant.  "I KNOW the guy!"

 

[marcoisland777 42]

hello team, I had my n400 interviewed approved last week, the oath ceremony invitation was sent out last week, I called uscis they said the ceremony will be on the week of June 13th.  My lawyer and me havent received the oath ceremony invitation yet, uscis contact services said on the phone that if i dont receive the letter until wednesday or thursday I can call back and they will send the invitatio to my email. I have a myuscis account but I never received the account Online Access Code, how can I get the online acces code so I can print the invitation, what would you recommend me to do, I still have 8 days for my ceremony but I havent received the letter which was sent out last wednesday May 28th.  Please give me ideas

thanks

[Happy1982 124]

On 6/2/2025 at 4:30 PM, marcoisland777 said:

hello team, I had my n400 interviewed approved last week, the oath ceremony invitation was sent out last week, I called uscis they said the ceremony will be on the week of June 13th.  My lawyer and me havent received the oath ceremony invitation yet, uscis contact services said on the phone that if i dont receive the letter until wednesday or thursday I can call back and they will send the invitatio to my email. I have a myuscis account but I never received the account Online Access Code, how can I get the online acces code so I can print the invitation, what would you recommend me to do, I still have 8 days for my ceremony but I havent received the letter which was sent out last wednesday May 28th.  Please give me ideas

thanks

@marcoisland777Hey there… congratulations on your recent approval. Would you mind to share how was your interview? Was the officer nice? What kind of questions did they ask about the abuse? 

[TBoneTX 47,370]

It is Wednesday -- time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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OBSERVATIONS

 

When people say, "You look so familiar," responding with "Were we in prison together?" almost always stops the conversation.

 

I saw a cable repairman on the street today.  He asked me what time it was.  I told him that it was sometime between 8 a.m. and 1 p.m.  Two can play at that game!

 

My wife crashed the car again today.  She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking a beer.  The police said, "He can do what he likes in his own living room!"

 

[Vale1 101]

Hello Fam! Of course I'm freaking out for my N400 interview this June 10th. 

Would anyone like to share some insights or offer good wishes? 

[TBoneTX 47,370]

13 hours ago, Vale1 said:

Hello Fam! Of course I'm freaking out for my N400 interview this June 10th. 

Would anyone like to share some insights or offer good wishes? 

This is the easiest stage of the entire process, except of course in one instance, which you should study intensely:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

[TBoneTX 47,370]

It's Sunday already!  Time for our tension-relieving Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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ABOUT MARRIED LIFE...

 

Love is patient.  Love is kind.  Love is my husband pretending not to see the three Amazon packages on the porch.

 

Being at Costco is so embarrassing.  Oh, let me just get my eyes checked while I shop for a gallon of minced garlic and my wife is lost in the Brita filter section.

 

Wife: "Did you speak to our tax guy yet?"  Me: "Yeah, I'm literally texting him now."  What I'm typing: "Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef."

 

Have you ever wondered what it's like being a husband?  One day you're low on toothpaste, and the next day a new tube appears.

 

Me:  "God gives His toughest battles to His strongest soldiers."

Wife:  "They're literally just out of fountain Diet Coke."

 

Watching a movie from 1935 with my wife when a dog appears on screen:  "That dog's dead now."

 

I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes.  She gave me a hug.

 

My husband has arrived home with emotional-support fried chicken.  And took the baby.  This is why he's my favorite.

 

I ask my husband "Did you sleep well?" only as a segue to tell him how poorly I slept.

 

Guys, my husband just cured my anxiety.  He said, "Just don't worry about it," and OMG why have I never tried that before?!

 

My wife just called pillowcases "pillow outfits."

 

My husband is doing this really annoying thing where he refuses to say exactly what I want him to, word-for-word.

 

My wife just fixed herself lunch and left a single piece of bread.  So after 15 years, the relationship finally has a villain.

 

Just finished an estate-planning session with my husband, and, just FYI, our lawyer says you don't get a discount for simplifying things with a suicide pact.
 

[balo101 685]

On 6/7/2025 at 9:32 AM, Vale1 said:

Hello Fam! Of course I'm freaking out for my N400 interview this June 10th. 

Would anyone like to share some insights or offer good wishes? 

Hello. I wish you best of luck! you got this. 

 

I have few more months to go to be eligible to file. 

[Demise 1,429]

On 6/2/2025 at 3:30 PM, marcoisland777 said:

hello team, I had my n400 interviewed approved last week, the oath ceremony invitation was sent out last week, I called uscis they said the ceremony will be on the week of June 13th.  My lawyer and me havent received the oath ceremony invitation yet, uscis contact services said on the phone that if i dont receive the letter until wednesday or thursday I can call back and they will send the invitatio to my email. I have a myuscis account but I never received the account Online Access Code, how can I get the online acces code so I can print the invitation, what would you recommend me to do, I still have 8 days for my ceremony but I havent received the letter which was sent out last wednesday May 28th.  Please give me ideas

thanks

Do an infopass? Not sure if they schedule them in NYC, last time I've been at Federal Plaza it was basically a walk-in thing with a line like at the DMV. 

 

You can also try to call the help line and try to get the date/time at very least. Showing up with no notice is better than not showing up at all. 

Edited June 8 by Demise

[Braveheart123 146]

Dear friends one of my close freind in nyc need. Good psychiatrist l  can you please refer sone one who can write a good clans prescribe some medication as well 

[Vale1 101]

Today I officially became an American Citizen! 🇺🇸
I truly can’t thank this community enough. You were here through the tough, messy, and uncertain days, and sharing this milestone with you just reminds me how powerful people and communities can be.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

 

To those still in the middle of the process: don’t give up. Your moment is coming — stay strong and keep going.

 

Field Office: NYC
Same-day interview and oath (yes, you can ask for it!)
No questions about how I got my green card
Extremely kind and welcoming officer

 

Onwards! ✨

[balo101 685]

1 hour ago, Vale1 said:

Today I officially became an American Citizen! 🇺🇸
I truly can’t thank this community enough. You were here through the tough, messy, and uncertain days, and sharing this milestone with you just reminds me how powerful people and communities can be.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

 

To those still in the middle of the process: don’t give up. Your moment is coming — stay strong and keep going.

 

Field Office: NYC
Same-day interview and oath (yes, you can ask for it!)
No questions about how I got my green card
Extremely kind and welcoming officer

 

Onwards! ✨

Congratulations so happy for you. 

[TBoneTX 47,370]

On 6/10/2025 at 12:02 PM, Vale1 said:

Today I officially became an American Citizen! 🇺🇸

Yee-HAAAAA!    

[Note to T-B.'s self:  Jokes worked again... jokes worked again...  ]

[TBoneTX 47,370]

It is Wednesday, and it's time for our highly effective Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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VERY PUNNY

 

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, and he said he couldn't complain.

 

I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.  I didn't want to interrupt her.

 

I saw a sign that said, "watch for children," and I thought that it sounded like a fair trade.

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years, and then we met.

 

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.  I had to put my foot down.

 

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, "This changes everything."

 

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the city zoo.

 

I refused to believe that my road-worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

 

People say I'm condescending.  That means I talk down to people.