Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Neonred 3,936]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Must arise before o'dark-Many to breakfast Mini-B. before skool,  man.

 

What a perfect time to go shopping!

[TBoneTX 47,890]

7 hours ago, Neonred said:

What a perfect time to go shopping!

We baited you and you took it, si Bro G man.   

[TBoneTX 47,890]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Arose at o'dark-Many to breakfast Mini-B. and off-send him to skool, groggy we man.

Tried for a siesta thereafter, just a bit too much caffeine man.  

Breakfast was 2 hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man.

 

Got aysheep call from Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man man.

Went there for 2 hours + almost another hour erranding for her, invest-timing we man.

 

Mini-B. skoolbused to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to check on his new mini-miu, miu man.

When he arrived back to us, he was too tired to do much, fall a-zzz on his bed wee man man.

 

Din-din was nuked corn + air-fried breaded chicken chunks in honey-mustard, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, groggy wee man man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We must go to Aldi on Tuesday, forgot crucial din-din component we man man.

We must also visit Mama T-B., deliver purchases we man man.

We foresee no siesta, sigh man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 47,890]

We sure wish that Steveklar would enter, even briefly, to immaculate this Rant thread before a new one starts, si man.

[TBoneTX 47,890]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Breakfasted and skoolbused Mini-B., groggy we man.

Tried for a siesta thereafter, failed zzz man.

 

Spent some time tag-phoning and actual-phoning bank chica to try to set up Mama T-B.'s high-yield savings account, verification problems man.

 

We had Many (2+2) errands, including a trip to Aldi, si man.

Mini-B. has developed an affinity for bananas, chip off the old monkey block wee man man.

We also bought Aldi's Italian meatballs, first time in ages and see din-din notes on them man.

Lunch was at Subway*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

 

Quickly off-dropped Aldi purchases at the casa and visited Mama T-B., visit senior she man we man.

Bank chica was delaying her lunch in order to speak with both of us, very nice bank chica man.

We got the requirements, challenging but not impossible man.

Mama T-B. then aysheeped us into doing many minor things, important to bedfast senior she man man.

 

No time for a siesta, no man.

We intended to get on bank's requirements when bank chica called, call $he man we man.

She said that we, already in system on Uncle T-B.'s accounts, could open account ourself, $i man.

We could then e-mail them so back office could designate Mama T-B. as primary, much simpler man.

Chica walked us through, walk chica man we man man.

However, we encountered an error message, mystery why man.

Chica will research and get back with us on Wednesday, re-caucus $he man with we man man.

 

Mini-B. had de-skoolbused at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s, visit new mini-miu wee man man.

She chauffeured him back just as we blearily got off phone with bank chica, timing man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was all dolled up, been to beauty salon ex-she man man.

She is going to Destin, Fla. from Friday through Monday, travel ex-she man man.

This is a getaway with a Venezolana chica of her amiga-ship, We Hate Guys trip man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was dumped by the Rojo, well-documented situation and still-angry ex-she man man.

Venezolana up-broke with her boyfriend for whom she'd bought the Florida getaway, learn we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. did not become a rubia, still hasn't learned man.

Venezolana is reportedly also not a rubia, apparently never properly trained therefor man.

We told ex-Mrs.-T-B. that we were accordingly not interested in either of them, high standards we man.

The Venezolana also has "tweens," si man (2 Many-year-old [(2+2+2)-year-old]) girls, Spanish dialect man.

 

We attempted a siesta, awoke halfway through because of headache man.  

 

Din-din was pasta + Aldi meatballs, si man.

Onebag of pasta was Many-year-old ([2+2]-year-old) elbow macaroni, ingest wee man man.

Onebag of pasta was Many-year-old ([2+2]-year-old) rotini, ingest we man man.

Both had been rescued from Mama T-B.'s old casa, discerningly financially savvy we man.

The Aldi meatballs were gigantic, big change from previously man.

We had to nuke them, then slice them into halves or Many'rds or Many'ths, that big man.

This necessitated Many nukings per bowl of din-din, as follow man:

          1.  Nuke meatballs, unfreeze them we man

          2. Nuke onebag pasta while slicing meatballs, nuke we man

          Many.  Pour Aldi pasta sauce atop pasta/meatball mixture and nuke again, renuke we man

This process was repeated for the other bowl, double work man.

Mini-B. seemed very well pleased with din-din and the ancient pasta poisoned nobody, good Two Guys din-din man.

 

Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, popcorn quota beginning to look endangered man.

However, he agreed to play back-patio basketball, split games of HORSE Two Guys man.

Half-of-half an hour afterward, our blood pressure was markedly low, what the dickens man.

 

Mini-B. gamed with amigo and then embedded himself almost on time, minor miracle man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No Wednesday plans other than conquering Mama T-B.'s bank account, assuredly to be done man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 47,890]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa all day, torpid we man.

Tried and tried for multiple siestas, all inadequate man.

Accomplished nothing, slothful we man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Bank chica finally called with another online idea that didn't work, try again Thursday man.

 

Din-din was shepherd's pie from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was the first episode of Better Call Saul, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must visit Mama T-B. in morning, visit we man senior she man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[mam521 2,646]

On 9/9/2025 at 11:14 PM, TBoneTX said:

This necessitated Many nukings per bowl of din-din, as follow man:

          1.  Nuke meatballs, unfreeze them we man

          2. Nuke onebag pasta while slicing meatballs, nuke we man

          Many.  Pour Aldi pasta sauce atop pasta/meatball mixture and nuke again, renuke we man

This process was repeated for the other bowl, double work man.

Heaven forbid you put a pot of water on the stove and cook some traditional pasta (potentially even more financially savvy) in parallel while warming the meatballs! 🤣 

[Ban Hammer 14,448]

3 hours ago, mam521 said:

Heaven forbid you put a pot of water on the stove and cook some traditional pasta (potentially even more financially savvy) in parallel while warming the meatballs! 🤣 

monkeys probably freeze boiled water for later use.....

[TBoneTX 47,890]

5 hours ago, mam521 said:

Heaven forbid you put a pot of water on the stove and cook some traditional pasta (potentially even more financially savvy) in parallel while warming the meatballs! 🤣 

We don't use our stovetop, no mam ma'am.

And it would be an extra pot to clean, si and see and  mam ma'am.

The required warshdisher space for the pot might bump other items to a second load, wa$te of water man.

Accordingly, we remain financially savvy, si and see and so there mam ma'am.

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

monkeys probably freeze boiled water for later use.....

Si, financially savvy we man.

We also reuse relatively clean tin foil, wax paper, and napkins, financially savvy we man.

[TBoneTX 47,890]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Awful zzz overnight,   man.

Up at o'dark-Many to get Mini-B. breakfasted and skoolbused, groggy we man.

Tried for siesta immediately thereafter, poor zzz we man.

Breakfast was a banana, ingest we man.

 

Waited all morning for phone co. to call with time to inspect Mama T-B.'s phone line, kill time we man.

Finally called in, sigh man.

"Guaranteed" a.m. appointment was officially now early evening,       we man.

Mama T-B. & we ultimately agreed to cancel it,   man.

 

Went to visit Mama T-B.,   man.

Had our blood-pressure meds not been taken, we'd have stroked out,   man.

 

Mini-B. beat us back to the casa, timely wee man.

Din-din delayed so we could siesta, finally decent zzz man.

Din-din was veggie spring rolls from Costco, a great Many months since previously man.

Mini-B. poopoo'd them, upturned nose but ingested half wee man man.

We consumed ours plus his other half, overingest we man.

 

Mini-B. actually studied, still failing Non-P-Math man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, one nearly within walking distance man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Edited 19 hours ago by TBoneTX