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[TBoneTX 47,942]

We could always stick a wildcat up your rectum.

[TBoneTX 47,942]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Awoke long before alarm, more PTSD nightmares about move man.  

 

We & Mini-B. took Uncle T-B. for birthday lunch, steakhouse man.

Mini-B. consumed shrimp + French fries, ingest wee man.

Uncle T-B. consumed a cheeseburger + French fries, ingest senior he man.

We consumed a chopped steak with 'shrooms/onions + mashed potatoes, ingest we man.

Uncle T-B. got cards from us, Mini-B., and miu, carded senior he man.

Uncle T-B. was very well pleased with the celebration, pleased senior he man.

 

Uncle T-B. still had not dealt with his undried laundry,  man.

He strongly hinted that he wanted us to do it,  man.

Because it was his birthday, we agreed,   we man.

It took Many (2+1) strong bags to carry it out, hernia man.

It already stank, too, blecccch man.

 

The laundry was 2 loads, sheets then regular man.

We warshered/baked/folded all, Thread Laundress we man.

 

During this time, Mama T-B. called, disconsolate senior she man.

Her substitute hospice nooser had called her "anxious" because of her uncontrollably restless legs,  man.

We texted said nooser and gave him the what-for,  we man.

Nooser capitulated and won't repeat such behavior, no man.

 

We tried to siesta after this plus other Mama-T-B.-related calls, failure man.

We have resigned ourself to getting next-to-no zzz for the foreseeable future, sigh man.

 

Delivered Uncle T-B.'s laundry, grateful senior he man.

Got skool supplies for Mini-B.'s only class where the teechur thought to post a supply list,  man.

 

Din-din was 2 "Hungry Man" boneless-chicken frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was 2 Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) non-Costco popcorns* were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

     *the end of the box jetsam'd from Mama T-B.'s casa, financially savvy we man

This makes Many (2+2+2) for the week, more than halfway to quota man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Mini-B. starts hyskool on Tuesday, up-growing wee man man.

We must arise quite literally at o'dark-Many -- si man, o'dark-Many -- to chauffeur him,  man.

Maybe later he will take the bus, still will need to arise to breakfast him man.  

Should have taught him to breakfast himself long ago,  we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,937]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We must arise quite literally at o'dark-Many -- si man, o'dark-Many -- to chauffeur him,  

Hope you are stopping by Walmart since you will be up.

[TBoneTX 47,942]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Hope you are stopping by Walmart since you will be up.

It's not Friday or the weekend,  man.

[Ban Hammer 14,478]

10 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

It's not Friday or the weekend,  man.

so the rubias have a safe time to shop it seems.........

 

[TBoneTX 47,942]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

so the rubias have a safe time to shop it seems.........

The rubias lack the mental capacity to tell time, si and see and  man.

They are rubias, si and see and  man.

Edited August 13 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 47,942]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Awoke even before the infernal alarm at o'dark-Many,      we man.

Rousted Mini-B. from bed, debed we man wee man man.

Breakfast for Mini-B. was 2 chicken melts, ingest wee man.

Took foto of Mini-B. before first day of hyskool, up-growing wee man man.

Got Mini-B. to skool quite early, timely Two Guys man.

 

Took T-B.-mobile for long-overdue transmission fluid flush/refill, big relief man.

Job took nearly Many hours, most of that waiting for AC/Delco fluid man.  

 

Returned to casa to research tyres for T-B.-mobile, frustrating man.  

Settled on Falken Ziex ZEManyMany0 A/S, expensive man.  

Installation will be Thursday, time to get tyred man.

 

Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Prepared for siesta, exhausted we man.

Mama T-B. called, si man:  "Get over here, NOW, si man!", aysheep senior she man man.

We beat it over there, beatnik we man.

Mama T-B. wanted us to make sure that her pillowcases & sheets matched,      man.

 

Beat it back to de-skool Mini-B., nearly an hour early in line we man.

We were way back in the line,  man.

Fortunately, line began moving when we spotted Mini-B., not too long a walk man.

Mini-B. was tired but upbeat, thinks he'll like all of his teechurs man.

 

Din-din was unbreaded chicken breasts in honey-mustard, ingest disappointed wee man and Two Guys man.

 

We finally siesta'd, zzz we man.

Mama T-B. interrupted the end of it, calmer senior she man man

 

Movie night was 2 Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bags of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

We have achieved the minimum quota of Many (2x2x2 +2) bags already for the week, triumphant Two Guys man.

 

We told Mini-B., "Lights out at Many (2x2x2 +2) p.m., si man," si man.

Lights were out at Many (2x2x2 +2+1) p.m.,  man.

Mini-B. intends to take the skoolbus on Wednesday, intentive wee man.

We must still awaken to ensure that he awakens and to breakfast him, parental we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no man.

Arise at o'dark-Many yet again,  and  man.

Must visit the Lab Vampires for bloodwork, A1c verdict again man.

We suspect that it's totally hosed, awful last Many months man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 47,942]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Awful night of little zzz, this can't go on man.

"Awoke" early as usual, get Mini-B. to skool man.

Mini-B. was already awake, motivated wee man man.

Breakfast for Mini-B. was nuked pancakes from Aldi, ingest wee man.

 

Mini-B. left for skoolbus stop quite early, motivated wee man man.

Had to return to casa because he forgot stuff, short walk and no big deal man.

Skoolbus experience was uneventful, stay in close contact we man with wee man man.

 

We dragged our carcass to hospital lab for A1c blood draw, vampired we man.

We then warshed the filthy T-B.-mobile, Clean for Gene we man.

Ran one other errand, errand we man.

 

Lunch was first one, then another, Banquet pot pie*, ingest we man.

     *jetsam'd from Mama T-B.'s casa, si man

 

By now it was an hour before noon and we were hosed, exhausted we man.

An hour-plus siesta was taken, finally some real zzz man.

It was interrupted at the end by 2 phone calls, one we took and one we didn't man.

 

Did some long-overdue financial stuff, how long it took for us to think about this man.

Mini-B. skoolbussed back from skool, stoodents crammed into skoolbus man.

He was positive if not even ebullient, enjoying stuff so far wee man man.

 

Just as this happened, Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man.

Everything went wrong for her, all little stuff but all magnified given her helplessness man.   

We will see her on Thursday, promise we man.

 

Din-din was Yakitori chicken/rice from Costco, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was more Breaking Bad episodes, done with penultimate season already Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 -2) for the week already, beginning to be impressive man.

 

Miu was demanding all day, Feed/Treat/Brush/Play With Me Daddy miu man.

 

Blood results came back,          we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

After breakfasting/skooling Mini-B., we get new T-B.-mobile tyres, long-overdue man.

At 1 p.m. is caucus with doc re hosed A1c,       man.

After that should be a siesta but will be Mama T-B., promise we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 47,942]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man:

 

Actually zzz'd overnight till the alarm, amazing man.

Arose to breakfast Mini-B., drag carcass upright we man.

Hip was only at a Many pain level on a 1-to-Many scale, bad but best in recent memory man.

Mini-B. got himself to the skoolbus just fine, responsible wee man.

 

Went to the tyre place, Many'rd appointment on the schedule man.

We were promised to be out of there in one hour or less, rotten lies man.

Some monster truck needed all Many tyres and rims, big delays man.

It was an hour + half-of-half an hour before the T-B.-mobile was even pulled in,  man.

People who arrived long after us left long before us, assigned to the "fast" bay man.  

Our tyre job itself took just Many (2x2x2 +2+2+2) minutes,  man.

We now have Many (2+2) new tyres, another worry off the list man.

 

We returned to the casa and siesta'd, pre-noon zzz we man.

Lunch was 2 hard-boiled eggs and a banana, ingest we man.

 

Went to doc to caucus about A1c, hip, et al., caucus we man and MD man man.

Even though we're now over the line, doc isn't assigning the "D" word yet, no man.

He wants us to focus more on diet + exercise, si and sigh man.

Now that the crises with Uncle & Mama T-B. are mostly over, maybe we can, si and sigh man.

He wants us to do fizzicle therapy for our hip, need to call FT lady we man.

He Rx'd us a different NSAID and wants us to stay off prednisone, sigh man.

 

Called Mama T-B. to see if she wanted us, not today man.

 

Returned to and readied casa for Mini-B.'s return, return ready we man man.

 

Din-din was BK*, requested by exhausted wee man man, ingest Two Guys man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Took siesta #2, much-needed zzz we man.

When we awoke, Mini-B. had fallen asleep downstairs, exhausted wee man man.

He awoke groggily, groggy wee man man.

Movie night was 2 Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Only one bowl of Costco popcorn was consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have tentatively itineraried 2 ESs and a GS for Friday, nowhere near each other man.

Might wait till Saturday to do all, decide on Friday morning we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Edited August 15 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 47,942]

Friday ES report, see man:

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have tentatively itineraried 2 ESs and a GS for Friday, nowhere near each other man.

We were able to attend only one ES, attend we man.

It yielded the take, see man:

  -- onepack NIP Many (2 Manyzen) disposable lunch plates = $1, steal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 47,942]

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Zzz'd until alarm, amazing man.

Got Mini-B. to skoolbus, timely wee man man.

Breakfast was a banana + part of Mini-B.'s unconsumed chicken melt, ingest we man.

Attempted a siesta but it failed, no zzz we man.

 

After much internal debate, unenthusiastically decided to mow front lawn, mow we man.

Our hip was screaming loudly at us during and after, ow ow OW OW OW man.

 

Finished and began off-cooling under ceiling fan when Mama T-B. called, call senior she man we man man.

Mama T-B. described a low-blood-sugar crisis, sigh man.

She wanted kids' orange juice & a roll of LiveSavers from the store, request she man.

We told her that cookies & Junior Mints were in her fridge in her room, si man.

Nevertheless, we dragged our carcass to get ready, exhausted we man.

Found LifeSavers in our casa, find we man.

 

As we left the casa, it began to monsoon like an illegitimate male child, build an Ark man.

Just beat monsoon to Mama T-B.'s, by mere seconds man.

 

Mama T-B. not completely aysheep but not calm either, no and no man.

We read her all of her mail and organized room to her specifications, compliant we man.

Mama T-B. demands that we get her computer up & running in our casa, si man.

 

After an hour + half an hour, we exhaustedly left, bye senior she man man.

Wanted desperately to take a siesta, but went ES-ing instead, must keep streak alive man.

ES was way far out in the deep 'burbs, allopatric from anything else man.

Way down was hampered by red lights at every intersection,  man.

We wanted to strangle the idiot Traffic Engineer,   man.

Way back was hampered by skool zones,   man.

Mini-B. already at casa when we returned, de-skool-bussed wee man man.

 

A wonderful siesta was taken and mildly overslept, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was 2 "fancy" frozen din-dins*, first time for each man.

     *bought from liquidating supermarket, financially savvy we man

We over-nuked both, dried-out man.

Mini-B. refused to consume his, understandable why man.

We ingested all of ours and most of his, financially savvy we man.

Mini-B. soon accepted an offer of onecan S+Ms, happily ingest wee man man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over to see Mini-B., see ex-she man wee man man.

She did a zipper repair of Mini-B.'s skool backpack, handy ex-she man man.

They want to get a miu for their casa, we pray otherwise to the Great Sky-Chimp man.

That miu wouldn't live long or healthily there, pretty sure we man.

 

Movie night was 2 Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

The weekly tally is now Many (2x2x2x2 +2), quite impressive man.

 

Just got texted by someone wanting some of Mama B.'s smaller furniture, receptive we man.

She will come all too early on Saturday, the sacrifices we make man.

Mini-B. will almost certainly still be zzz-ing, well OK man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried 1 GS and 2 ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Edited August 16 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 47,942]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 1 GS and 2 ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

We attended all, trustworthy we man.

 

The first "ES" was 2 rooms in an otherwise off-limits casa,  man.

As we've stated previously, it ain't an ES unless the entire casa is involved, false advertising man.  

The GS had more stuff than did the above ES, but we found nothing, zero man.

 

The second ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- onecan Progresso soup, onecan tuna = $1, steal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 47,942]

Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man:

 

Newly Rx'd HSM worked wonders for hip, minimal pain man.

We shall see if it loses effect over time, typically happens man.

 

Awoke artificially early to be ready for visiting purchaser, sell more of Mama T-B.'s stuff man.

Purchaser never showed up,  man.

Found out she's caring for father-in-law with Stage Many kidney disease, sigh man.

She told us to go ahead and sell it to someone else,  man.

 

Cooled our heels until Mini-B. awoke, de-bedded reluctant wee man man.

Lunch was Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

 

We began ES-ing at about 1 p.m., dreadfully late man.

Upon return, took wonderful siesta, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was frozen meat/cheese/tortilla bake, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was 2 Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man.

No Costco popcorn was consumed, stuffed from din-din Two Guys man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Nothing but 2 LLs planned for Sunday, completion relying on de-bedding Mini-B. man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Ontarkie 15,010]

Mini- B is old enough to make sure miu is taken care of properly. He can get good advice from you. 

[Ontarkie 15,010]

My son, daughter in law and new granddaughter are moving to Arkansas on Friday. I'm so freaking excited it's crazy. I'm trying to convince my dad to come down to visit too. It would be great for him to meet his new great granddaughter and see his other grandchildren. He hasn't seen kid #2 in 13 yrs. It would be so good for him.