Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Ban Hammer 14,283]

55 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I'm still hoping for the return of ex-Mrs TBone.  

 

ditto

55 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I don't even know who this woman is anymore.

 

said by every married man.......

[Neonred 3,917]

4 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

said by every married man.......

But this time it's a good thing.

[Ban Hammer 14,283]

53 minutes ago, Neonred said:

But this time it's a good thing.

it's a trap!

[Neonred 3,917]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

it's a trap!

You're probably right, and I'm falling right into it.

[TBoneTX 47,517]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Didn't go Walmarting yesterday.

Anathema, si man!

Bad non-Walmart-yesterdaying Bro G man!  Bad, BAD non-Walmart-yesterdaying NON-WALMART-YESTERDAYING Bro G man!   

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Everything is put away and the kitchen cleaned up laundry started and coffee made.

That's chicas' work, si and sigh Bro G man.

Henpecked* Bro G man!  Henpecked*, HENPECKED* Bro G man!

     *albeit by a rubia, excused man

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Wife is still asleep.  This is when she is at her best, and when I love her the most.

This is also when chicas aren't yapping and yakking, similarly experience and reason we man.

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

our annual Many'th celebration

P-Math error, see and si and  Bro G man!

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Even our Russian friends didn't get falling down drunk this time.

Then they are phonies and should be deported, si and bye man!

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

a large Manytoon boat

Type of boat precised, see and si and  man.

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

I don't even know who this woman is anymore.

Is she going through rubiapause, perhaps man?

[TBoneTX 47,517]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We indeed attended the first of the 2 itineraried Friday ESs, weekly streak intact we man.

 

This ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- hand-towel, Many (2+2+1) bath towels [one Ralph Lauren, 2 Calvin Klein, discerning we man], 

          NIP memory-foam pillow = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+1)

[TBoneTX 47,517]

Thrilling (?) Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Awoke and took an Excedrin knockoff, pretty much able to function partially man.

Attended the ES, q.v. above man.

Dropped bag of purchases at casa, drop we man.

Headed for Mama T-B.'s old casa with skies darkening, ominous man.

On the short drive, it began raining, increasingly intensely man.

We arrived amidst a build-Arking monsoon, rarely seen anything like it man.

Of course, we were in an uncovered space,  trying to manipulate umbrella man.

The maelstrom was blowing horizontally, legs and below got soaked man.  

Parking lot & sidewalk puddle out when a bird so much as takes a leak,  man.

We were not happy when we limped upstairs, drenched we man.

 

Free lunch was an open-faced roast beef sandwich (thank you, Great Sky-Chimp), mashed potatoes, beef vegetable soup, and the same sugar-free yellow muffin as yesterday, ingest we man.

 

Tackled Mama T-B.'s purses, 2 whole shelves full of them man.

We donate-bagged Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2),    man.

A couple of them were Liz Claiborne, imagine that man.

Some of these Many had never been used, obviously and  man.

More had been used and contained neatly folded Kleenexes, pens, notepads, and melted candy,  man.

We later found a box of Many (2x2x2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2) -- unused clutches,     man.

We thought that Mama T-B. was striving to be an Ecuatoriana, Many Manyzens of purses required by them man.   

 

We then tackled Mama T-B.'s shoes, great Caesar's ghost man.

Some were exposed on floor or shoe-rack, dusty man.

Many more were in labeled plastic shoeboxes, dusty boxes stacked Many high man.

Many more still were in regular shoeboxes, stacked Many high man.

Most of everything was on the closet floor against the wall, bend stretch strain we man.

 

We out-threw a very few pairs, too dusty or otherwise not donatable man.

We donate-bagged the first Many (1 Manyzen + 1) pairs, bag we man.  

We donate-bagged the second Many (1 Manyzen + 1) pairs, bag we man.  

Later, we found Many more (1 Manyzen - 2-1) pairs against the other closet wall,     man.

We reported all this to Mama T-B., quite displeased we man.

She responded, "Save all those good plastic boxes, si man!!!",  man.

 

We were quite pained by all the bending/stretching/reaching, seated though we were man.

We got the flatbed dolly from downstairs, elevate upstairs man.

We loaded the Many (2+1) heavy bags of shoes/purses on it, lift we man.

We added a box of 2 NIP hair-dryers + glass decorations,  man.

 

We looked for other stuff to add, maximize efforts of a hosed body man.

We found Many (2x2x2 +1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +1) -- canes,      man.

We sweatily managed to get all this to and into the T-B.-mobile amidst puddles, perspirational we man.

We had to manually raise our right leg into the T-B.-mobile, inoperable lower limb man.

 

Set forth to donation place, still ample time to make it before closing man.

On the way, it began to monsoon,  man.

When we arrived, monsoon was in full bloom,  man.

The donation dudes aren't allowed outside during rain, protection against lightning man.

We had to unload & grocery-cart all Many bags, all Many canes, and the box, drenched we man.  

Our donation receipt got soaked,       man.

 

As we re-entered the T-B.-mobile (again manually raising right leg), a text came in, Mama T-B. man.

"Call immediately, si man -- big news here, si man, si man!" wrote Mama T-B. man.

We called, drowned-rat we man.

Mama T-B. proceeded to delineate her Plan of Care,  man.

She painstakingly cited each individual charge, identical to what we'd initially been quoted man.  

This recitation continued throughout the trip back to her old casa,   man.

We parked and this continued,      and shoot us NOW man.

Then, our lawn TexMexican (recruited by us yesterday) texted, text he man.

We used this to break off the call, Mama T-B. insistent that we call her back man.

Lawn TexMexican said that the rain hosed his schedule and could he come Saturday,   man.

We had no choice but to agree, dourly self-noting that we would have gotten our own job done despite rain man.

 

It was a mistake to return to Mama T-B.'s old casa, completely spent we man.

We did get free din-din from the bistro carving station, decent timing for that man.

We consumed 2 hunks of carved turkey + scoops of stuffing & mac+cheese, ingest we man.

 

Two bites from the end, Mama T-B. called back, continue with recitation and orders man.

She reminded us for the Many'th time to bring the sheets from her bed,   man.

We told her for the Many'th time that we had done this during hospital or early Resisted Living, si man.

Mama T-B. went aysheep, aysheep senior she man man.

"Then where are they, huh man?  Why didn't you tell me, huh man?  We must find them, si man!",  man.

We agreed to take fotos (later) of the sheets on the shelves of her Resisted Living room for inspection,   man.

 

We wearily donation-bagged Mama T-B.'s remaining shoes & clutches, hosing our body further man.

This bag will stay until donation place reopens on Saturday, in no shape to carry any more downstairs we man.

 

To the recycle bin, we took a large box filled with paper shoeboxes, down & up we man man.

We considered filling the partial garbage-bag with items other than old shoes & insoles, efficient we man.

We found Many Manyzens -- si man, Many Manyzens -- of old single-use plastic containers from past meals that Mama T-B. had stacked up in various cabinets and the kitchen oven,      man.

We added some of these (there remain more) to our garbage bag, fill we man.

We carry-dragged heavy garbage bag to the interior dumpster room, last official duty on way out man.

 

In the T-B.-mobile, we called our pharmacy, any HSM called in man.

To our joy, doc had Rx'd prednisone and Tylenol Many (2+1), nectar of the gods man.

We beelined to the pharmacy, beeline we man.

We resisted opening the bottles and chugging them then & there, restrained we man.

And we somehow did NOT get monsooned on, little crumb of happiness man.

 

At our casa, miu was waiting at the door, expectant miu man.

We almost couldn't bend to reach her food bowl, stiff and pained we man.

Finally took shower, ow ow ow OW OW man.

Decided to siesta, enough time therefor man.

Almost made the full hour, woke earlier in pain and by miu man.

Took regular aspirin, save the HSM for bedtime man.

Had to brush miu,  and ow ow ow OW OW man.

Must do her miu-box next, ow ow ow OW OW man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, but we will certainly cavort with the HSM man.

Might or might not attend one or two ESs, not motivated we man.

Must see if kindly neighbor can help install Mama T-B.'s replacement TV, finally came man.

And that was/is our thrilling (?) Friday, report we man.

 

[Neonred 3,917]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Bad non-Walmart-yesterdaying Bro G man!  Bad, BAD non-Walmart-yesterdaying NON-WALMART-YESTERDAYING Bro G man!   

 

I only go Walmarting on Fridays and Sundays generally, besides we just got back from the Keys a few days ago.

Did you know there is NO Walmart in the Keys?  From our place it is further to the nearest Walmart than it is to Havana Cuba.  And to my knowledge there is no Walmart in Havana.  I'll have to check on that to be sure...

 

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

That's chicas' work, si and sigh Bro G man.

 

I'm a great catch.  You would be so lucky to find a guy like me!  LOL

[TBoneTX 47,517]

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

I'm a great catch.  You would be so lucky to find a guy like me!

You're greatly caught by the ring in your nose, more likely man.

But she is a rubia, so most is forgiven, si man.

[TBoneTX 47,517]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Bedtime HSM (Tylenol Many) was manna from heaven, thank the Great Sky-Chimp we man.

 

We took more of that, plus the Rx'd mega-prednisone, upon awakening, couldn't wait man.

It lasted for most of the day, thank the Great Sky-Chimp we man.

 

It did not monsoon on Saturday, only heat/humidity man.

Our sweatband, one close step down from our best, gave out in the first hour, have to deal with it we man.

We did not seriously consider ES-ing, weekly streak reaffirmed Friday man.

 

Free lunch was salisbury steak, corn, peas, & sugar-free lime Jell-o, ingest we man.

We flirted with the cute Saturday-lunch serverette, think she likes us man.

 

We attacked Mama T-B.'s utility room, aggressive out-cleaning we man.

We found a tall wicker basket filled with neatly folded grocery bags,  man.

We found an entire plastic tub filled with neatly folded grocery bags,   man.

We found 2 grocery bags filled with neatly folded grocery bags,   man.

We found a stack of grocery bags that we had procured when Mama T-B. expressed concern about not having enough grocery bags,   man.

 

We loaded Manytudinous items onto the flatbed dolly, down for it up with it down with all we man.

Chief among the items was a brand-new, unused potty-chair, bane of our decluttering existence man.

It was too precarious for us to go straight to the T-B.-mobile, side exit man.

We instead parked dolly in front office, retrieved the T-B.-mobile, and prepared to load up in the shade, hot we man.

 

Some fat idiot in a gigantic pickup truck was blocking the entire shaded area, hog-spacer he man.

We and the office staff heard him yelling at a resident, no provocation obvious man.

He took forever to hoist a wheelchair onto his rear gate, si man.

He then leaned into his driver door for what seemed another eternity, curious man.

We finally exited the T-B.-mobile to ask whether he planned to pull out soon, block entire drive he man.

He muttered something about "I need a wheelchair, si man," si and ??? man.

We finally gave up and up-loaded the T-B.-mobile in full sun, perspirationally drenched we man.

By the end, the weirdo (still leaning into his truck) was yelling "Help, si man!  Help, si man!", si man.

We left the office staff to deal with him, lost enough time already we man.

 

We made the donation place in ample time and hottest part of the day, sweat we man.

A truck was blocking the donation entry, longer walk in the heat we man.

Donation dude said, "We can't accept potty-chairs, no man," si and no man man.

"But it's brand-new and definitely unused, si man," we pointed out man.

"That may be, si man, but the State won't let us accept them, no man," said donation dude man.

We sweatily reloaded the chair into the T-B.-mobile, quite weary with medicines off-wearing we man.

Went into store to look for stuff for Mama T-B. & Uncle T-B., nothing new there man.

 

Went to nearby hardware store for more boxes, only one good one visible man.

Semi-cute hardware chica said, "Let me go in the warehouse and look for more, si man," si man.

She returned with Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- excellent boxes, nice chica man.

We asked the other hardware chicas if anyone had wanted furniture, left our name/number we man.

The chica who'd been there on Friday said, "Nobody I asked said anything, no man," si man.

Young chica who'd not been there asked, "What kind of furniture, huh man?", si man.

We showed her all our fotos, interested in one chair she man.

We quoted a very lowball price,   and   we man.

Maybe we will hear from her, si man.

 

As we sweatily re-entered the T-B.-mobile, we had just missed a call from Mama T-B.'s old office, miss we man.

The receptionist chica, whom we'd hit up for buy-furnituring prospects, had someone, new residents man.

 

Upon our return, we were duly briefed, brief briefing man.

We walked all the way around the complex to meet the elderly couple, expecting us man.

They were interested in nightstand-type tables, si man.

We showed them fotos, interested in 2 of the possible Many (2+2) they man.

We escorted them to Mama T-B.'s casa, escort we man.

Wife saw items in person and wanted all Many (2+2), whee man.

We lowballed the price but will still get $Many, si man.

We imagine that we can close the transaction on Sunday, surmise we man.

 

We out-cleaned the Many (2+2) pieces of interest, first task man.

We found all of Mama T-B.'s sewing supplies, years since she'd sewn man.

We found miscellaneous and probably expensive crystal & foreign items, discover we man.

We found Many (2+1) umbrellas, probably unused for several Manycades man.

We found no grocery bags, minor miracle man.

 

Free din-din was from the bistro carving, just like Friday man.

We consumed (cold) kielbasa*, (cold) pork ribs, peas, & mac/cheese, ingest we man.

     *from Poland, like bad absent nonparticipatory Commie-babe Asia, si man!

       (Bad absent nonparticipatory Commie-babe Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT nonparticipatory NONPARTICIPATORY Commie-babe Asia!)

 

We puttered around while conscious of our increase-paining body, HSM worn off man.

We decided to do store returns on our way casa-ward, part of decluttering man.

We went to CVS with a pack of incontinence thingies bought who knows when, no receipt man.

CVS bent over backward to issue us a refund, kudos to them man.

We went to Walmart with several similar packs plus cereal boxes, all unopened man.

Credit was given for only 2 items, "your other receipts are outside the Many-day return period man" man.

We returned to Mama T-B.'s casa, weary we man.

We looked for further receipts, always saved by Mama T-B. in monthly envelopes man.

We didn't find any others, strange and frustrating man.

There is one other place to look, not right now man.

 

Finally returned to our casa at dusk, out for yet another Many hours we man.

Sweaty/weary we man inspected Lawn TexMexican's work, pretty good man.

Miu wanted attention, lonely hungry miu man.

We serviced desirous miu, service miu we man.

We drank an entire large bottle of Powerade Zero, dehydrated we man.

We finally showered, LONG overdue man.

 

Called Mama T-B., update senior she man we man man.

Mama T-B. not particularly complimentary of our efforts, burdened senior she man man.

Is and isn't looking forward to new TV, would rather be on her feet man.

We wish that we knew what -- anything -- to say, at a loss even if objectively nothing to be said we man.

 

Mama T-B. did call us back twice more to give further orders, some normalcy there man.

 

We must arise at o'dark-Many on Sunday, arise whether shining or not we man man.

We meet Ecu handyman at Mama T-B.'s old casa for the following, see man:

 -- detach handicap-toilet apparatus, save all pieces and bring to Mama T-B, man

 -- disconnect warsher/dryer, potential later sale or move man

 -- take mattress/bunkie-board to Uncle T-B., other side of complex man

At Uncle T-B.'s, we do the following, see man:

 -- remove old mattress and replace with Mama T-B.'s, si man

 -- help Uncle T-B. make his new bed, si man

 -- figure out where/how to dispose of old mattress**, certainly up-peed and gross man

          **possibly curbside at our casa, bulk collection due Monday man

Then, go to Mama T-B.'s new place for the following, see man:

 -- unbox new TV, arrived from Walmart Friday man

 -- put mounting apparatus on its back, wall already handled man

 -- let Mama T-B. test it to see if it will work, fingers really crossed we man

 -- take out already-boxed old TV, dominating the limited space man

 -- extricate ourselves from lonely, depressed, bored Mama T-B. for next step, see man

Then, return old TV to Worst Buy, back down the road man.

 

We will pay & say chao to Ecu handyman, then probably return to Mama T-B., Many needs she man man.

We don't know whether nightstand customers will want delivery action on Sunday, too, no man.

We don't know what we might accomplish back at Mama T-B.'s old casa beyond the above, no man.

It's obvious that weekends are boring for Mama T-B. and we should support her for however long it takes, conclude we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no energy or time to cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Edited July 13 by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,917]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

But she is a rubia, so most is forgiven, si man.

 

They all look the same when you turn out the lights.

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

We flirted with the cute Saturday-lunch serverette, think she likes us man.

 

Here we go again.  

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Chief among the items was a brand-new, unused potty-chair, bane of our decluttering existence man.

It was too precarious for us to go straight to the T-B.-mobile, side exit man.

 

Donation dude said, "We can't accept potty-chairs, no man," si and no man man.

 

Should be no problem for you, being the expert in toilets!

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

     *from Poland, like bad absent nonparticipatory Commie-babe Asia, si man!

       (Bad absent nonparticipatory Commie-babe Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT nonparticipatory NONPARTICIPATORY Commie-babe Asia!)

 

But she is a babe!

[TBoneTX 47,517]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

They all look the same when you turn out the lights.

But why would anyone turn out the lights on a rubia, de-lighted you man?!

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Should be no problem for you, being the expert in toilets!

It had and could take no Pre-Owned Toilet Seat*, no and no man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

But she is a babe!

Bad absent definite-babe Commie-babe Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT definite-babe DEFINITE-BABE Commie-babe COMMIE-BABE Asia, oj tak!

[TBoneTX 47,517]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We arose at half-past o'-dark Many (2x2x2 +1) a.m. to meet Ecu handyman (EH) at Mama T-B.'s old casa, si man.

Bedtime HSM worked very well, praise the Great Sky-Chimp we man.

We took more HSM for this challenging day, take we man.

 

Breakfast was 2 hard-boiled eggs, good thing we took time for this man.

 

EH wheeled flatbed dolly from downstairs to Mama T-B.'s old unit, wheel EH man.

EH removed handicap-seat apparatus (not a POTS*) from Mama T-B.'s toilet, remove EH man.

     *buy your POTS today, si man!

EH disconnected laundry machines & up-wiped water from warsher, thorough EH man.

EH removed weird bulbs from 2 tall lamps, remove EH man.

EH loaded heavy bunkie-board from bed onto dolly, load EH man.

We and EH guided dolly down elevator & halls to Uncle T-B.'s casa, guide we men man.

EH removed Uncle T-B.'s dilapidated, disgusting mattress and box spring, cochino man.

EH placed bunkie-board onto Uncle T-B.'s frame, place EH man.

We and EH returned to Mama T-B.'s old unit for mattress, repeat process we men man.

We and EH made Uncle T-B.'s bed, make-bedding we men man.

(Uncle T-B.'s bed linens are stained and disgusting, must remedy this we man man.)

EH wanted only $Many00 from Uncle T-B., much work man.

 

We and EH returned to Mama T-B.'s old casa, one more task man.

EH loaded Many (2+2+1) heavy boxes into the T-B.-mobile's trunk, going to our casa man.

 

Residents are strictly precluded from disposing of old mattresses on-property, confirm we man.

EH wheeled old bedding to nearest exit, quite close man.

EH roped both pieces atop the T-B.-mobile, precarious-looking but it worked man.

We T-B.-mobiled gingerly to our casa, slowest we've ever voluntarily gone man.

EH curbsided both pieces, bulk pickup blessedly on Monday man.

EH unloaded the Many (2+2+1) heavy boxes into the casa, unload EH man.

 

We and EH T-B.-mobiled to Mama T-B.'s new place, si man.

EH unboxed new TV and connected new mounts, unbox and mount EH man.

We and EH installed TV on wall mount, install we men man.

TV wouldn't get a signal, nearly an hour of trying man.  

We asked Sunday staff to find a coaxial cable, per Mama T-B. man.

We finally called maintenance dude, caucus on day off we man.

During caucus, maintenance dude determined that cable box was bad, second time man.  

He promised to come in on day off, dedicated he man man.

 

EH installed large clock over Mama T-B.'s doorway, install EH man.

 

EH loaded Worst Buy TV into the T-B.-mobile, return TV man.

Worst Buy refused refund because little TV legs were missing,  man.

We called kindly neighbor who had installed original TV, call we kindly he man man.

Neighbor reminded us that he'd wrapped the legs in blue tape, remember now we man man.

We and EH blew back to Mama T-B.'s new place, back-blow we men man.

Legs not there, only one other place possible man.

We and EH blew back to our casa, back-blow we men man.

Found legs immediately, guess-righting we man man.

 

We and EH blew back to Worst Buy, back-blow we men man.

Worst Buy accepted the return, full refund man.

 

Lunch (at half-past 2 p.m.) was at Popeye's**, ingest we and EH man.

     **WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

EH wanted only $Many00 for the second part of this work, gladly pay EH we man.

T-B.-mobiled EH back to his van at Mama T-B.'s old casa, long productive day man.

 

Nice weekend receptionist was again on duty, great rapport she and we man man.

We asked if male employee were available to deliver the spoken-for furniture, ask we she man man.

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We imagine that we can close the transaction on Sunday, surmise we man.

Male employee loaded all Many (2+2) pieces onto one flatbed dolly, expert he man.

He wheeled dolly all the way across complex to purchasers, delighted they man.

Male employee placed furniture exactly where they wanted, helpful he man man.

Wife paid us $Many (including a bonus), grateful she man man.

She pointed out that they'd just Walmarted for cookware,  man.

We had forgotten to offer Mama T-B.'s earlier, no clue we man man!  

Maybe we can find other recipients, add to growing list man.

 

We tallied all away-squirreled money in Mama T-B.'s old casa, tally we man.

We shall bank-deposit it and the furniture check on Monday, plan we man.

 

We then returned to Walmart with a receipt just a week within the return period, Many days man.

We got Mama T-B. a $Many ($2x2x2 +1) refund on Many (2+1) cereal boxes, every bit helps man.

 

We nearly crashed the T-B.-mobile twice on the way to the casa, exhausted we man.

We desperately wanted a siesta, need zzz we man.

Needy miu demanded our attention, demand miu we man man.

Two calls from Mama T-B. sucked up the rest of potential siesta time, oh well man.

She says that the new TV is too small to see,       man!

We have a further list of stuff to bring over, list we man.

 

Din-din was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Am baking second of 2 LLs, Sunday necessity man.

We have never consumed more sweatbands during a non-Mexico week, conclude we man.

We have dished the warsher, scheduling necessity man.

We are reeling with near-vertigo, reel near-vertiginous we man.

Regardless, we consider this Sunday to have been productive, conclude we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, absolutely forget cavorting we man man.

More HSM bedtime and morning, ingest eagerly we man.

More up-cleaning plus visit to Mama T-B. on Monday, plan we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Edited July 14 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 47,517]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Bedtime HSM worked well, praise be to the Great Sky-Chimp man.

 

We were lethargic and did stuff around the casa till half-past 1 p.m., delayed we man.

Lunch was toucans of Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest we man.

 

Uncle T-B.'s old mattresses were de-curbsided, bye forever man.

Uncle T-B. reported that he slept soundly on his new mattress, great to hear man.

 

At Mama T-B.'s old casa, we focused on the kitchen, bigger job than we'd anticipated man.

We filled Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- lawn/leaf bags with (mostly) expired foodstuffs, good God man.

Some stuff was Many (2x2x2 +2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +2) -- years old or even older, egad man.

We out-threw a couple of Manyzen empty jars/containers, far too many man.

We out-threw a full ovenful of saved (cleaned) disposable containers from various lunches,  man.

We found a FULL pantry shelf of neatly folded grocery bags,  man.

Each stack was rubber-banded according to store, Kroger Dollar Tree Walmart generic "Thank You" man.

We think that we've encountered the world's champion bag-hoarder, holy mackerel man.

We also found Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- bottles of sweet pickle relish, all unopened man.   

 

We saved a few things for ex-Mrs.-T-B., she might consume/use them man.

We saved a box for us, mostly not-super-expired canned goods and junk food man.

We saved 2 boxes for Uncle T-B., took them downstairs and he accepted most of the items man.

After that delivery and our trashing of the Many (2+2) lawn/leaf bags, we returned to our casa, job done man.

 

Din-din was toucans of Cream of Chicken soup, expired Many (2+2) and Many (2+1) years respectively and ingest we man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., unhappy senior she man man.

Brought everything that she'd asked for, compliant we man.

Abided her obsessively aysheep sense of order rather patiently, abide we man:

 -- reorganized clothes in closet, abide we man

 -- reorganized shoes on closet floor/shelf, abide we man

 -- presented contents of each of Many (2x2x2 +1) storage cubes, patient we man

 -- neatly inserted discarded items into trash bags, don't upset Mama T-B. we man

 -- presented each piece of mail in order, presentable we man

 -- took intense note of which Many-ring binder to archive each piece of mail in, note we man

 -- did other biddings as commanded, obedient we man

Mama T-B. seemed to have been relaxed somewhat by the cleaning/organizing, it's her thing man.

 

After this 2-hour + half-an-hour visit, we left with the mail, on a mission we man.

Everything got placed into its proper Many-ring binder, placemaker we man.

We paid one bill by check, signing authority we man.

All this took about an hour, finally finished man.

Our body had held up semi-well, conclude we man.

 

Returned to casa and needy miu, Where Were You Daddy miu man.

Fed miu din-din and went to shower, fragrant we man.

Miu loudly announced something, talk People and not Miu please miu man.

Miu had barfed din-din precisely at the bottom of the stairs, gastronomically prolific miu man man.

We up-cleaned the miu-barf, warm gross stinky stuff man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

More of same at Mama T-B.'s casa on Tuesday, persevere we man.

Donation place reopens Tuesday, good thing man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

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