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  1. 1. do you fart in front of your so?

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LOL.... still...you should have a Proctologist examine your sphincter. Maybe there's an integrity test or something.

My boyfriend takes care of that.....j/k.

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LOL.... still...you should have a Proctologist examine your sphincter. Maybe there's an integrity test or something.

My boyfriend takes care of that.....j/k.

I think you've just answered your own question. A window that is fully open doesn't whistle when the wind blows.

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LOL.... still...you should have a Proctologist examine your sphincter. Maybe there's an integrity test or something.

My boyfriend takes care of that.....j/k.

I think you've just answered your own question. A window that is fully open doesn't whistle when the wind blows.

LOL

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I allow Mags to experience the joys of my flatulence every single day. Sometimes I even give her an entire-room-dutch-oven. (Fart in the bathroom while she's in there, then leave and hold the door shut....)

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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I allow Mags to experience the joys of my flatulence every single day. Sometimes I even give her an entire-room-dutch-oven. (Fart in the bathroom while she's in there, then leave and hold the door shut....)

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I don't fart the missus is around. I find my way to the nearest bathroom. She thinks I am too good to fart, so I don't want to disappoint her. Yet :no: .

But in the near future, we will see .....

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I allow Mags to experience the joys of my flatulence every single day. Sometimes I even give her an entire-room-dutch-oven. (Fart in the bathroom while she's in there, then leave and hold the door shut....)

brother platy..you are indeed a right thinking type of guy and a man of character...

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I wish this poll was titled "Do you fart before your SO?" as I have an old punchline handy.

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Oh yes i do and mostly get it back, we both feel comfortable around each other so we let them go :yes:

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I allow Mags to experience the joys of my flatulence every single day. Sometimes I even give her an entire-room-dutch-oven. (Fart in the bathroom while she's in there, then leave and hold the door shut....)

brother platy..you are indeed a right thinking type of guy and a man of character...

Please don't encourage him further. :lol:

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Not if I can help it, I'm one of those who find it disrespectful.

If you're above potty trained age you can usually hold it in 'til you get to another room.

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