They walk among us

[Sinergy 3]

...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work in Retail.

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty-dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane.

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said, "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

...............They Walk Among Us

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

...............They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

...........They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

...............They Walk Among Us

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

...............They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

..............They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

..............They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!

[isleta521 5]

I had my pizza cut in three slices cause I wasn't that hungry either

. . . . . . . They walk among us

[MichelleandCraig 1]

LOLLLLLLLLL Good ones Tara!!! M.

[Sinergy 3]

LOOOL yea i thought so too, im even going to tape these to my fridge so every morning i can be reminded that we are surrounded by retards and to keep my temper bc of it

[featherB 1]

Hysterical, and yet.... I can believe every one of those really happened!

I like 'has your plane arrived yet?' the best.

[Savanphil 3]

[Marilyn. 340]

very funny

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,

he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.

You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even

one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were

too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed

the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

Caution...

They Walk Among Us

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard

one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her

weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think

she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

They Walk Among Us!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an

earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned

her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart

no matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us!

[featherB 1]

very funny

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,

he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.

You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even

one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were

too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed

the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

I can well believe this one!

[Ladylethal 12]

Tell me the truth, those people are all blonds, right?

[Aymerlu 3]

Funny, but scary!

[Marilyn. 340]

I was at a convenience store, buying a 99-cent "Behemoth Gulp" or some such thing. The cost with tax was $1.02. I only had a $5 bill. The clerk asked if I had two pennies. I said I didn't.

She said, "We'll take a couple from here", and got two pennies out of her penny cup at the register. She handed me back my change: $4 in bills…and the two pennies.

They walk among us....

My wife and I were trying to find a carry-on suitcase in one of those huge discount stores and had become hopelessly lost. We stopped and asked a department manager where we might find suitcases. "Did you try in Luggage?" she asked, and returned to what she was doing.

They walk among us...

My wife was shopping at a discount store and saw a pair of sunglasses marked at $0.00. She noted that it was missing one screw for the ear piece, but figured she could fix it. When she went to "buy" the free glasses the cashier looked very confused and called over a manager. After much "Individual-speak" between them, they concluded that they couldn't sell my wife the glasses and had to throw them away. My wife tried to ask why they wouldn't just give her the glasses if they were going to throw them away anyway, but the cashier wouldn't budge and threw them into the garbage right in front of my wife.

They walk among us

So I was calling to order a pizza ,with the menu in

hand, i order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon,

and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says "oh

I'm sorry we don't have any ground beef" so i say "but

here on the menu it says you have hamburger" and she

responds "Oh well we have hamburger!" So i said ok

I'll take the hamburger instead of the ground beef

then. She says no problem!

...They Walk Among Us

I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half pound sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin. Not wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak instead of the half-pounder.

They walk among us....

[Jasman0717 9]

[metta 0]

At least one of them don't walk among us anymore,

He's in the White House

[Ladylethal 12]

:lol:

I somehow picture a laughing donkey after I read each of these.

[Lance27 35]

That was effing hillarious