“RETARDED GRANDPARENTS”

[brnidokiegurl 1]

This is priceless! “RETARDED GRANDPARENTS” This was actually reported by a teacher.

Also, in forwarding this, you are not allowed to add any of your own references to those of us who are grandparents!

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wrecked center (but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now) and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but when in it, all they do is jump up and down with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. They go cruising in their golf carts.

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night: Early Birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones, who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center and call it pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.

[homesick_american 1]

That has to be a joke.

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[Robor007 0]

Unfortunately that's not a joke. I live in FL and I can attest to it. Oh, and they don't drive golf carts. They drive big white Buick, Lincoln-Mercury, Cadillac, etc and they don't do it very well.

[Niels Bohr 72]

Retired = Retarded

[Robor007 0]

Retired = Retarded

I think everyone figured that one out.

[ace13 0]

My niece said something similar to me once. She said that the lady at the bank got tired and doesn't work there anymore. She meant to say retired. Kids are sweet

[rob&ana 0]

That is absolutely adorable… LOL

I can just imagine the teacher’s face when she read or heard that…

Cute one!

[almaty 19]

kids sheesh

[MissStacey 1]

That is sweet and funny.

[kari lina 0]

Hehe, very cute

[patiently_waiting 0]

How cute.

[Fandango 1,440]

V cute! but the kid knows how to use a colon in a sentence, but not the dif between retired and retarded?

[Jenn! 918]

The retarded/retired thing was a Borat joke too...

[eric&gen 0]

They like to sit around sit around and smoke all day like fishes lol at least mine do lol.