International Women and Men

[Jenn! 918]

On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of

> > nowhere, the following people are stranded:

> >

> > Two Italian men and one Italian woman

> >

> > Two French men and one French woman

> >

> > Two German men and one German woman

> >

> > Two Greek men and one Greek woman

> >

> > Two English men and one English woman

> >

> > Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman

> >

> > Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman

> >

> > Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman

> >

> > Two Irish men and one Irish woman

> >

> > Two American men and one American woman

> >

> >

> > One month later, on these absolutely stunning

> > deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the

> > following things have occurred:

> >

> > One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the

> > Italian woman.

> >

> > The two French men and the French woman are living

> > happily together in a ménage a trois.

> >

> > The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of

> > alternating visits with the German woman.

> >

> > The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and

> > the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

> >

> > The two English men are waiting for someone to

> > introduce them to the English woman.

> >

> > The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian

> > woman and started swimming to another island.

> >

> > The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting

> > instructions.

> >

> > The two Chinese have opened a convenience store,

> > restaurant, laundry, and have gotten the woman

> > pregnant in order to supply employees for their

> > store.

> >

> > The two Irish men divided the island into north and

> > south and set up a distillery. They do not remember

> > if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat

> > foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey.

> > However, they are satisfied because the English

> > aren't having any fun.

> >

> > The two American men are contemplating suicide,

> > because the American woman will not shut up and

> > complains relentlessly about her body, the true

> > nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her

> > skin, how she can do anything they can do, the

> > necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of

> > household chores, how sand and palm trees make her

> > look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her

> > opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her

> > relationship with her mother is the root of all her

> > problems and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone

> > so she could call 911 and get them all rescued off

> > this Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of

> > freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and

> > go shopping

[MrMrsKnight 0]

I wonder what it would've said if there were two Brazilian guys and one Brazilian woman.... don't want to know! hehe

[Octa 0]

love it

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

funny. But next time ditch the ">'s"

[sntoria 0]

funny. But next time ditch the ">'s"

[MrMrsKnight 0]

funny. But next time ditch the ">'s"

[Jasman0717 8]

[LiszyandKenny 5]

LOL.. too funny !!

MrKnight... if there were 2 Brazilian guys and 1 Brazilian woman.. they would be playing football and she would be the cheerleader

[mike&jie 0]

[MrMrsKnight 0]

Lisz, actually I think they'd be playing soccer and the woman would be tanning or dancing since Carnaval time is almost here hehe

This is silly....

[SteveNanik 0]

[daisy16 0]

[Jenn! 918]

funny. But next time ditch the ">'s"

Wow, picky picky! Did I hurt your eyes? Next time I won't manually insert >> on each line in order to make the reading more difficult. I thought you would prefer it that way.

Some of us have jobs that we're supposed to be doing....

[ChristinaM 0]

funny. But next time ditch the ">'s"

Wow, picky picky! Did I hurt your eyes? Next time I won't manually insert >> on each line in order to make the reading more difficult. I thought you would prefer it that way.

Some of us have jobs that we're supposed to be doing....

Then maybe post it at a time when you're not supposed to be working.....

Still pretty funny though

[Jenn! 918]

funny. But next time ditch the ">'s"

Wow, picky picky! Did I hurt your eyes? Next time I won't manually insert >> on each line in order to make the reading more difficult. I thought you would prefer it that way.

Some of us have jobs that we're supposed to be doing....

Then maybe post it at a time when you're not supposed to be working.....

Still pretty funny though

Yeah, actually, that was just an excuse. I was at home when I posted that. I'm just too dayum lazy to delete the >>!