Family Saved By Three-Way Inflatable Goat

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Family Saved By Three-Way Inflatable Goat

MIAMI—A family of four, rescued Monday after floating in the Gulf of Mexico for nearly two weeks, credited its salvation to the father's aberrant sex toy. The Clowes family and its luggage were swept from the deck of a Carnival Cruise ship during a freak storm. Father Gerald Clowes, a librarian, reluctantly inflated "Pink-Hole: The Three-Way Inflatable Goat" only after his toddler children, Ben and Tricia, began to drown. The two children clung to Pink-Hole for 13 days before being saved by a boat of Haitian refugees.

http://www.theonion.com/article/family-saved-by-three-way-inflatable-goat-4579

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Not something I would take on a cruise

[Expat1 971]

Family Saved By Three-Way Inflatable Goat

MIAMI—A family of four, rescued Monday after floating in the Gulf of Mexico for nearly two weeks, credited its salvation to the father's aberrant sex toy. The Clowes family and its luggage were swept from the deck of a Carnival Cruise ship during a freak storm. Father Gerald Clowes, a librarian, reluctantly inflated "Pink-Hole: The Three-Way Inflatable Goat" only after his toddler children, Ben and Tricia, began to drown. The two children clung to Pink-Hole for 13 days before being saved by a boat of Haitian refugees.

http://www.theonion.com/article/family-saved-by-three-way-inflatable-goat-4579

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Not something I would take on a cruise

One's interests are sometimes flagged by what one deems as post-worthy.....

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One's interests are sometimes flagged by what one deems as post-worthy.....

I saw it and decided to post it because it reminded me of something Spookyturtle would be interest in. It could entice him to return and make a post

[Expat1 971]

I saw it and decided to post it because it reminded me of something Spookyturtle would be interest in. It could entice him to return and make a post

[Dakine10 5,452]

I saw it and decided to post it because it reminded me of something Spookyturtle would be interest in. It could entice him to return and make a post

I think you mixed up goats and sheep. And I think Spooky knows the Onion is satire. Nice deflection though.

[Teddy B 17,252]

If this doesn't lure Spooky out, nothing will.

[Dakine10 5,452]

[Teddy B 17,252]

Hey look, it's CABA sheep wearing UGGS!

[Expat1 971]

Hey look, it's CABA sheep wearing UGGS!

It's gonna cost dearly when the wifey finds this little porn stash you've been accumulating

[Teddy B 17,252]

It's gonna cost dearly when the wifey finds this little porn stash you've been accumulating

You know that loose floor board in the attic......................................?

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If this doesn't lure Spooky out, nothing will.

It worked . There was a turtle appearance about an hour ago. But he chose not to post.

[GandD 5,966]

You guys are doing good work here.

[Expat1 971]

It worked . There was a turtle appearance about an hour ago. But he chose not to post.

Im afraid to guess what he logged in for.....

[Jacque67 7,328]

Continuing the good work.

[Expat1 971]

It worked . There was a turtle appearance about an hour ago. But he chose not to post.

Too bushy. Should have sheared and oiled it for him.