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TBoneTX   48,204

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Now see that would bug me too you didn't make your wife supper or little B no just fed yourself a can of beans

They'd eaten already, si D ma'am. Furthermore, Mrs. T-B. didn't even phone us to tell us to use a fast-food coupon on the way home, no she man. Furthermore, we (and not she) did the dishes, including the bean-dish and eating-tablespoon used during the culprit event, we not she man. That's Tarklar abuse, grrr man.

That's wife and child abuse. Reported!

Ignoring Tarklar-abuse! Reported!!!

a family of Many (at that time)

Aha, D ma'am -- so you now admit that you're pregnant again! Congratulations, D ma'am! :dance:

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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YAY 3 day weekend! Hubs took tomorrow off to spend watching movies, eating ice cream and popcorn with me.

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The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

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Darnell this is for you! Extra cheese and extra gravy. Double Pork This one has pulled pork and bacon (mine) Italian, it was ok to spicy for me the Hillbilly was bummed out that I wanted the do

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   48,204

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the hillbilly family

Deleting your family, huh D ma'am?!

1. everyone's falling asleep...(me included)

2. Speaking of falling asleep, where's ole Tark.....

Many. Ah his daisy duke GF must take very good care of him

1. And what exactly is conceivably wrong with this, huh man?

2. Already fell asleep in the process of processing a POTS order, zzz man.

Many. Is she also a rubia, heaven man?

She can have him :P Man he's a pain :)

If only Mrs. T-B. thought this way vis-a-vis us and the rubias, sigh man...

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   48,204

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Mid-Tuesday and ES report, midditerranean see man:

Arose far too early after rough night, little zzz man.

Went to bed and discovered both Mrs. T-B. and Mini-B. in it, Many's a crowd man.

One was snoring and one was squirming, she and wee respectively man.

We had approximately 0.0000Many% of the bed left for ourselves, get skinny fast man.

Infernal alarm infernally went off infernally far too infernally early, devil's invention man.

Early wake-up negated by demands from Mini-B. to watch "Ice Age" DVD, wee see man.

Lightly trafficked but red-lighted inbound commute, grrr man.

Reached ES at last, anticipation man.

The take, see man:

-- 2 thick, fluffy bath-towels = $2 x 2, steal man

-- 2 brand-new Cindy Crawford hand-towels = $1 x 2, steal man

-- brand-new roll of masking-tape, half of buck + half of half a buck, steal man

-- 2 serving-spoons & one serving-fork = half of buck + half of half a buck, deal man

Total (with tax) = just under $Many ($2x2x2), steal man.

Ominously, no nearby GSs or ESs itineraried thus far for Friday or weekend, sob man.

Frantic customers ordering special-issue moose-imprinted POTSs for Canadia Day, man.

Ontarklar hedging on timely delivery, grrr D ma'am.

Might have to refund shipping-fees or sue Ontarklar for breach of contract, lawyer up man.

On bright side, U.S. orders for July Many'th patriotic-issue POTSs flooding in, $i man.

Patriotic-colored paint barely dry before quality-testing & shipping, LIFO FIFO man.

Short sales week could be record-breaker, $$$$$$$i man.

Today = Many'th (2x2x2-1th) anniversary of hosing at Guayaquil consulate, grrrrrrrr man.

We remain thoroughly de-urinated about this, VJ word-filter man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   48,204

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Domestic & Canadian POTS orders flooding in, unprecedented* man.

*Except at Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, etc., exceptions man

Must focus on same, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie-** and other babes with +1 inventories!

**AWOL Asia! AWOL, AWOL Asia!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

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They'd eaten already, si D ma'am. Furthermore, Mrs. T-B. didn't even phone us to tell us to use a fast-food coupon on the way home, no she man. Furthermore, we (and not she) did the dishes, including the bean-dish and eating-tablespoon used during the culprit event, we not she man. That's Tarklar abuse, grrr man.

Ignoring Tarklar-abuse! Reported!!!

Aha, D ma'am -- so you now admit that you're pregnant again! Congratulations, D ma'am! :dance:

I can only 1+ the last part of this post. And, I can't 1+ only a part of the post. So, I'm not 1+ing it....

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,480

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fractions, y'all.

or was it something 'fractionally aligned, nay, mis-aligned' in some attempt to be funny? I note he's still begging for up-points, knowing full well that Asia is gone to her sisters for a bit to do stuff with the new nephew (we not miss that annoucement, aye?)

TBonez - ES are fun, I go when I can, but my house krewe has a quick business now for cleaning out apartments and houses where the tenant skipped out (or the tenant died a natural death) and they (my house krewe) keep the stuff. I'm lucky, they give me some of it, but mostly they sell it at a weekend market. If it doesn't sell, well, it goes out to FreeCycle 2 weeks later.

Maybe you could get some new friends, that also do this line o business? entice them to give you free stuff based on some barter bank you set up? or get a church group/ministry involved?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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Darnell Grand Master

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They'd eaten already, si D ma'am. Furthermore, Mrs. T-B. didn't even phone us to tell us to use a fast-food coupon on the way home, no she man. Furthermore, we (and not she) did the dishes, including the bean-dish and eating-tablespoon used during the culprit event, we not she man. That's Tarklar abuse, grrr man.

And again, I'm missing something. I thought you 'cooked ahead' and had emergency rations prepared, easy to nuke in the microwave? Beans don't count.

Beans and Rice with chicken chunks and salsa with tortillas - that counts, and also counts as basic bachelor food...

Query - can post some fotos of the meals Mrs. T-B cooked during June 2015 ?

Ok, meetings over, I'm going home....

hurry hurry, there's an optimal nap time about to be had, if'n you can get to home and hide out for an hour.

Query - are you still gassy from the chicken masala ?

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

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Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

Darnell Grand Master

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Btw, did you guys know that every 10 years, 1 second gets added to the day?

And that day is today......

There's a 7:59:60 PM today.

All Hail Pope Gregor ! All Hail !!!

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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You two keep it up I will send you the bill if I ever get pregnant again.

Btw, did you guys know that every 10 years, 1 second gets added to the day?

And that day is today......

There's a 7:59:60 PM today.

I saw that too!

Spoiler

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Darnell Grand Master

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You two keep it up I will send you the bill if I ever get pregnant again.

i say wait until next decade, aye?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

 
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