The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I haven't worn muscle tees in 10 years.

Smoking <sigh> my only vice. Hardest thing I ever tried to quit.....

Exercise, I gotta.....been sitting on my azz all day.....

My friend from run club told me the other day that she wants to lose weight so that she can be around longer for her young daughter.

You should quit smoking so that you can be around longer for your 2 kids, since you are only parent with the brain and common senses.

they dun have ox like strength.....

Dutch, put on back, like grandfather clock.....

Your sea of leeches are more like "Once a tree falls, the monkeys on it will scatter"

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah well no fook Sherlock......

You ever try to quit smoking?

Your sea of leeches are more like "Once a tree falls, the monkeys on it will scatter"

Speaking of filthy leeching monkeys.....

Edited April 24, 2015 by SAT

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I never smoke in the first place

[SAT 9,609]

I never smoke in the first place

Well then don't you think you should start?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Yeah well no fook Sherlock......

You ever try to quit smoking?

I did many years ago, and the Dane did when we started dating. I told him we couldn't get engaged until he quit.

[SAT 9,609]

I told him we couldn't get engaged until he quit.

Ah I see......

So how many more packs did he start smoking daily?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

smoking makes everything smells so bad.

So definitely not going to try smoke

[kitthekat 1,317]

jonas was a chain smoker too in his younger days. but he quit.

it is hard, yes. but if you have willpower, and the right support network, you can do it!

[SAT 9,609]

In his younger days?

Younger days?

What is he like 27 years old?

In my younger days, I was the king of England....

[TBoneTX 47,496]

Man I'm ready to go back to bed, I liked it better when babies take more then one nap a day

We liked it better when WE took more than one nap a day, D ma'am.

Naps are wasted on babies when WE need them, si and sigh man.

1. Too bad sucker, who told you to keep popping them out

2. tiffs mom had Many

Many. Tiffs father had Many siblings.

1. The way she's complaining, she's already in the First Manymester and heavy with child, si man!

2. Demographic information corrected, oj tak.

Many. Demographic information corrected, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 47,496]

lol that is why I quit now, I need some sleep!!

Still complaining, and worn out... heavy with child, whee D ma'am!

it's cold and windy again.......

We don't mean to rub it in, no man (actually, we do, si man), but Texas Many...

the difference was back then that they didn't really helicopter their kids

When Mrs. T-B. isn't helicoptering Mini-B., we are, tag-team man.

yo man, this thing is on sale Many bucks off (tark is gettin' a woody)

It would have to be at least $Many off, vs. $Many off, for the speculated result to actualize itself, see man.

Your sea of leeches are more like "Once a tree falls, the monkeys on it will scatter"

A truly evolved monkey will avoid populating actually or potentially falling trees in the first place, truism man.

[TBoneTX 47,496]

I never smoke in the first place

Then you'll never be able to quit, and we therefore feel sorry for you, no and sigh ma'am.

So definitely not going to try smoke

Then you'll never be able to quit, and we therefore feel sorry for you, no and sigh ma'am.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Then you'll never be able to quit, and we therefore feel sorry for you, no and sigh ma'am.

Then you'll never be able to quit, and we therefore feel sorry for you, no and sigh ma'am.

Is that you, Tarklar?

[SAT 9,609]

Stretch triggered the ole "naps are wasted on babies" one liner.....

[TBoneTX 47,496]

Good, man -- here by ourselves, whee man (Awol Asia! Awol, AWOL Asia!)

Good depiction, ToothMany ma'am.

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Half-Friday report, half-fried man:

Awoke in at least equal-to-worst back-pain, survive till Monday man.

We are furthermore groggy from ineffective bedtime NSAID, grog man.

BS are apparently on their second flight, somehow man.

Mrs. T-B. ordered them where to be and at what time, She Who Must Be Obeyed she man.

Now we will see if Mrs. T-B. can find the place, she man.

If we arrive at casa and find everyone in one piece, we lose $Many, sigh man.

However, wives in general cost far more than merely $Many, philosophize man.

In more immediate news, should easily make POTS quota for the week, $i man.