Nigerian woman files for divorce because her husband's ####### is 'too big'

[LibCampFireClub 635]

I'm not sure what they're eating and drinking in the state of Zamfara, but it the quickest one to find out should bottle and sell it.

Nigerian woman files for divorce because her husband's tallywhacker is 'too big'

A Nigerian woman filed for divorce from her husband because his ####### was too big, according to media reports.

Aisha Dannupawa, a housewife and mother-of-three, asked for her marriage to husband Ali Maizinari to be dissolved due to his large manhood.

Their divorce was granted after just one week of marriage in a Islamic Sharia court in Nigeria's Zamfara State.

She told the court she had married Maizinari after her first marriage failed.

As part of the local tradition, before settling into her husband's home the bride was invited to move into his parents' house.

But it was only when the couple first had sex she claimed that the trauma began.

'When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else, because his ####### was too big,' she told the court, according to Nigeria's Tribune.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2979363/Nigerian-woman-files-divorce-husband-s-#######-big.html

Edited March 4, 2015 by xxClosedxx

[Dakine10 5,452]

I always thought a tallywhacker was one of those old fashioned push lawn mowers.

[Operator 1,925]

From the comment section:

'If she divorced him in California she'd only get half'

'This just in: Man leaves wife because her as s is too big.'

Brilliant!

[Darnell 8,478]

if this was just a one-time, first-time event,

well, I blame the man and his lack of knowledge and skill,

as

usually her 'stuff' can be expanded, over time. how much time? maybe 3 months? 2 weeks? each woman is different, and the techniques 'needed' vary.

I can't believe I'm writing the following:

I am so happy the Sharia Court granted the Divorce quickly !

[VOL 425]

Maybe he liked the backdoor entrance too much............

[Robby999 1,024]

[GandD 5,966]

Frickin' awesome.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I am married to an Asian, just for the record. I know how rumors get started here

[decocker 7,198]

this is quite possibly the best vj response ever. i just choked on my coffee. least it was just coffee.