Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

[Novembro 1,763]

Let's all bump heads.

[Ontarkie 13,979]

[NikLR 13,220]

was reading an "article" about a 37yo lady in singapore who rejected the advances of a male fellow club-goer and was subsequently doused with a drink and had a glass smashed into her face. she needs plastic surgery now.

reader comments have me shaking my head...

why is it assumed that she was mean/nasty about it? and, if she rejects a man in any other way, is he justified in smashing a glass into her cheek?

apparently the victim is to blame, instead of the crazy lunatic going around smashing broken glass into a woman's face.

because that makes it all ok.

People are stupid.

I've rejected men rather nicely, and it's escalated to the point where I almost have to kick them in balls for them to back the hell off. Drunk men do not always submit nicely. Some do, some do not. Some sober men don't take rejection well either for that matter. Smashing a glass into someone's face, no matter WHAT they've said to you, is so far beyond the line, you just jumped yourself into the category reserved for people who need to go to a padded room.

Edited June 18, 2014 by NLR

[NikLR 13,220]

Now I don't think being 25 and living at home is the problem with Jada's husband, it's his parents more so his mother.

My older two are 20 and 22 and they both work and go to school full time, they clean, do dishes, cook, yard work and everything. The 20 yr old bought his own car pays insurance, the 22 yr old is now saving to get his own car. My 22yrs old is more of a dreamer but I won't put up with bull and that is the key.

Hmm I got edited funny

Exactly right!

[SAT 9,609]

[Ontarkie 13,979]

yay Steve you got what you wanted.

[SAT 9,609]

Thank you

[Ontarkie 13,979]

My son just found Canadian Bacon on TV, he's sitting here cracking up already he loves this movie.

[Novembro 1,763]

It's a movie? I thought it was something I put on my pizzas.

[Ontarkie 13,979]

Ya it's a movie too. Alan Alda, John Candy are in it it's great.

Oh and the stuff you put on your pizza is ham

[Novembro 1,763]

I like me some candy.

John Candy.

[TBoneTX 43,487]

1. want more sleep...

2. watching irish baking show......

Many. zzzzz

1. We're both taken, but I think I'm in love.

2. You're a real party-animal, si ma'am.

Many. In love. In love.

Did you know that there are more Subways in America than there are McDonalds?

Fotos or it didn't happen, no ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,487]

1. issues with my TMJ

2. I know aldi has like a double money back guarantee but I feel bad returning it.

1. NOT fun, no and sigh ma'am. If my orthodontist & I meet in the next world, he's a dead duck. Uh...

2. Double? I'm gonna start returning stuff like a baastard, whee man!

don't feel bad...that is why they have that policy...for people to be able to do just that....return it...go return it

This is a nice way of saying what I recommended above, si man.

[TBoneTX 43,487]

Some of my gluten-free friends have gotten downright militant about it. They want all products with gluten banned so no one can eat them, because its obvious we're all being poisoned and don't know it.

Stake them spread-eagled in the desert, cover them with honey and gluten-laden items, and drop a jar of hormigas del fuego (fire ants) onto them, gee man.

are you dissing napping?

Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

Edited June 18, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,487]

1. Anyone that fad diets on gluten free... I hope they get diarrhea.

2. I can't figure out what is cheap and safe to eat.

Many. I want a mcdonalds cheeseburger.

1. Where's the +Many button?

2. I am cheap, but I'll probably struggle a little under cannibal pressure.

Many. I shall eat a sympathy cheeseburger and think of you, si ma'am.

my bag of chips ... my delicious bag of chips.

I shall eat a sympathy bag of cheaps and think of you, si ma'am. Seriously: Get more and squirrel them away.