Your unforgetable funny moments/stories with your SO

['my_destiny' 0]

Hello..

I was talking to my fiance a while ago and we were both laughing because we remembered some funny stories of us together when he first visited me here in the Philippines

Here are some:

- When we were in Boracay, I really need to pee, so right after our dinner, we went to the D' mall and look for a toilet. When we get there, I have to pay 5peso for using it and I cant hold it anymore, so I was asking 5 peso from him and trying to hold it for some minutes and doing some movement..( you know it girls)..so he thought that I was just dancing infront of him, and it took him before he can give me the coin because he still have to figured out what is 5, 10 and 1 peso coins.

- one time, we went to the pool of Paradise Garden hotel in Boracay.so we brought with us the key. He asked it from me because he wants to get his beer there so I gave it to him. When he came back, I didnt remembered that he gave it back to me. So we stayed there for some minutes and took a deep into the pool. When we get back, we were looking for the key. We asked the bell boy if they have extra but they cant figured out which was the right key with those bunch of keys. So, we were thinking that he left the key inside and we cant get in. He checked his pocket and my bag. Then he went back to the pool area. When he came back he was soaking wet..because he saw the key right in swimming pool and it was in his pocket

Im sure, we will have more funny stories to come....

[Sinergy 3]

Ok so most ppl walk normal, or atleast with their eyes open, and if not then its a wall or door they run into

Me and my hubby were walking thru his moms villiage from the train station (before we were married) and he decided to see how long he can go without hitting anything if he walked with his eyes closed (yes we were so tired), i wasnt paying attention to him, i was going thru my purse or something, i dont remember, next thing i know i hear my husband scream and when i look up he ran smack into a horses ####### with his face hahahaha. needless to say he broke his nose and well never walks with his eyes closed anymore. BUT that was the best laugh i ever had .

The horse was fine too

[Mags 112]

Oh, there are probably a whole heap of stories that Larry could tell you. Probably involving me and a faux pas of some description!

[brnidokiegurl 1]

This wasn't a happening but a conversation, I had made a stop before i got home to talk to him on the computer, told him sorry late i had to stop by the drug store. He repeated DRUG STORE I said yes and just continued on. Soon he asked, AND THAT IS ACCEPTABLE THERE? Lord only knows what was going thru his mind that i had been out doing.

[RonMay 1]

I was trying to learn some wakeboarding with my fiancé last Nov, and after a series of crashing on the water (more than a hundred times), I realized that my right ear was injured from the crash so I took a rest. The pain won’t just go away so my fiancé offered me some vicodin (not sure if that’s the right spelling/word). We never had that one in Phil so I thought it’s just a normal pain reliever like an advil or any mefenamic so I took one pill. He was very hesitant to give the whole pill and even suggested just a half of it coz I might not used to the drug, but here I am saying I can take it, that’s nothing. True enough after 10 mins the pain in my ear was gone!!! But guess what? I was on the folding bed the whole afternoon. I was drugged/over dose that I feel like I’m drunk, that I’ve been hit by train whatever you can think of lol and I couldn’t even lift a muscle, much more my head to take some pics or just to see my babe trying to do some stunts on the water… and I puke that night too. And to the next day… lol… I should have listen but it was a funny moment just the same… for us anyways… lol…

[chri'stina 190]

I think I told this story a long time ago but I'm not sure. It happened when I went to India.

In India they mostly have squat toilets, which I had never used and did not intend on trying out for the first time that day when I suddenly had to use the bathroom...not #1 either. Sujeet, me and my dad had stopped over at Sujeet's apartment to use his internet and while there it hit me suddenly. And the "door" for his bathroom was a curtain. And he had no toilet paper. So my dad stayed with me in the apartment while I was using the bathroom, and Suj had to go to a local market to buy me toilet paper. And I sat down on the squat toilet. It was sparkling clean so it didn't bother me, except for the ridges that your feet are supposed to stand on weren't very comfortable. After that, nothing seemed embarrassing anymore.

['my_destiny' 0]

[Velvettt 0]

Lots of funny moments but this one really tickled my funnybone. We were driving from Canada to US with my K-1 visa in hand and when we got to the border, hubby told the border guard that we were crossing with a K-9 visa. Without a blink, the guy says "Where's the dog?"

[Fandango 1,440]

I'd be typing all day, lol

[Ta Ta 1]

My toilet story......

We stayed with extended family who lived in a big government house in his country.

One night I went without my flash light ( frequent power failure ) to the toilet and heard something splashing around in the bowl ...ran back to my fiance who mumbled half asleep

" probably just the lizzards " ( we had one walking around the walls and ceiling )

so I took a flash light and saw something move around splashing....ran back and said

' it is no lizzard '.....next thing I know he bolts out of bed and is attacking a rat with a plunger and flushed it down yelling out IT IS A RAAAAT.... .. It had come up through the pipe from the outside and also chewed up our toilet paper.

Needless to say I was freaked out, it wasn't funny then but now it is !

TIA=This is Africa.......you gotta love it !

[Ban Hammer 14,426]

ooooh i'm gonna be in so much trouble for this one.........

my first trip to brazil, i had some german toothpaste....which i prefer over american toothpaste. the germans on here will recognize it, dr best zahnweisse. nessa saw that and asked what it was - i remarked it was german ky jelly

but after seeing the look on her face, i told her the truth, that it was toothpaste.

it took me 3 days of brushing my teeth for nessa to finally believe it really was toothpaste

[JelloShotGirl 0]

Ok here I am walking somewhere around Roxas blvd with my sweetie,its dark out, gonna go to dinner , it just started raining out, i had my chinellas on , getting ready to cross d street,well i tripped, you know those big curbs in Manila, well there I go flying and landing on my butt in the middle of the street ! so i am just sitting there laughing like crazy until my honee lifts me back up onto my feet, so i dont get run over....... so much for trying to look and be cool!

['my_destiny' 0]

[Caladan 19]

"Babe?"

"Mm?"

"Is two months' salary before or after taxes?"

[laughing]

"And is it, like, what I'm making now, or what I made when I met you?"

[more laughing]

"And just so I'm clear, if I spend that much, you'll kill me, right?"

--July 2006

[maggieNomar 0]

Ok so most ppl walk normal, or atleast with their eyes open, and if not then its a wall or door they run into

Me and my hubby were walking thru his moms villiage from the train station (before we were married) and he decided to see how long he can go without hitting anything if he walked with his eyes closed (yes we were so tired), i wasnt paying attention to him, i was going thru my purse or something, i dont remember, next thing i know i hear my husband scream and when i look up he ran smack into a horses ####### with his face hahahaha. needless to say he broke his nose and well never walks with his eyes closed anymore. BUT that was the best laugh i ever had .

The horse was fine too

You probably better keep an eye on him in the future.