Your unforgetable funny moments/stories with your SO

[maggieNomar 0]

This wasn't a happening but a conversation, I had made a stop before i got home to talk to him on the computer, told him sorry late i had to stop by the drug store. He repeated DRUG STORE I said yes and just continued on. Soon he asked, AND THAT IS ACCEPTABLE THERE? Lord only knows what was going thru his mind that i had been out doing.

Why does this NOT surprise me about you???

We were walking through a crowded street in Morocco. I reached back to grab his hand so we wouldn't become separated. Apparently I should have looked to see what I was grabbing...the hand didn't feel right...I had some OTHER man's hand!! He didn't seem to mind..had a BIG OL smile on his face. My fiance asked me how many husbands I was trying to take home!!

[kisschick1976 0]

We were in London the day before I was to return home we walked all over the city sightseeing and along the way, we met this guy:

I take his picture and go to give him some change I had in my pocket and when I looked up he started moving and was reaching for me.

I ran away at top speed!!!! :blush: Jonny laughed his freaking head off about that.

['my_destiny' 0]

This wasn't a happening but a conversation, I had made a stop before i got home to talk to him on the computer, told him sorry late i had to stop by the drug store. He repeated DRUG STORE I said yes and just continued on. Soon he asked, AND THAT IS ACCEPTABLE THERE? Lord only knows what was going thru his mind that i had been out doing.

Why does this NOT surprise me about you???

We were walking through a crowded street in Morocco. I reached back to grab his hand so we wouldn't become separated. Apparently I should have looked to see what I was grabbing...the hand didn't feel right...I had some OTHER man's hand!! He didn't seem to mind..had a BIG OL smile on his face. My fiance asked me how many husbands I was trying to take home!!

:D

We were in London the day before I was to return home we walked all over the city sightseeing and along the way, we met this guy:

I take his picture and go to give him some change I had in my pocket and when I looked up he started moving and was reaching for me.

I ran away at top speed!!!! :blush: Jonny laughed his freaking head off about that.

we have that here also..they will move once you give or throw them some coins..

my little neice were so afraid when she saw it.. and we are all laughing.

[Ban Hammer 15,188]

My fiance asked me how many husbands I was trying to take home!!

[deathbydalbhat 0]

I think I told this story a long time ago but I'm not sure. It happened when I went to India.

In India they mostly have squat toilets, which I had never used and did not intend on trying out for the first time that day when I suddenly had to use the bathroom...not #1 either. Sujeet, me and my dad had stopped over at Sujeet's apartment to use his internet and while there it hit me suddenly. And the "door" for his bathroom was a curtain. And he had no toilet paper. So my dad stayed with me in the apartment while I was using the bathroom, and Suj had to go to a local market to buy me toilet paper. And I sat down on the squat toilet. It was sparkling clean so it didn't bother me, except for the ridges that your feet are supposed to stand on weren't very comfortable. After that, nothing seemed embarrassing anymore.

That's when you need to learn to use the lota.

Toilet paper? We don't need no steenking toilet paper!!

[deathbydalbhat 0]

I was on a bus with my friend and my SO. We were going to Bhaktapur IIRC. Since it was very crowded my sweetie sat in the back and I was in the front. After a while I hear what sounds like very faint meowing, like a baby kitten. I was thinking who brought a little kitten on the bus? People were looking around, puzzled. I look straight in the back to my sweetie who is looking totally innocent... After I stared at him long enough he cracked out laughing and admitted that he was the kitten on the bus...

['my_destiny' 0]

:jest:

[The_dip_sticks 0]

The very first time I met my husband was in London. After over ! year and a half of talking online I flew to London to meet him. He was taking me around all over showing me his city and we got on the London tube. Well at some station underground there was a huge massive escalator that we had to hop onto. Adiel was in the front and I was one step behind hugging him well I got the funny idea to pull his pants down as a joke and like a thunder bolt I droped his pants. Well apparelty me trying to be funny back fired because i accidently pulled his BOXERS down too!!!!! We were going up the escalator and the people coming down the massive 100 step escalator all got a good view and were just rolling cracking up. He quickly grabbed his pants and pulled them up but still. LOL He declared the prank war then and there and its been going on ever since. One time he smootherd my face with ketuchp in MC Donalads. and I kept it in. I just wiped it off my face and smiled. But I said to him oh look this is so funny British MC Donalds give out curry sauce instead of Hot sauce like in the US. So i said to him I want to take 2 of them as a souvenir. So he thought nothing of it. Latter that day when we were heading home about 6 hours latter he left his guard down thinking I was not going to do anything about the kethcup incident.... We were standing on the bus because there was no more seats so I hugged him and pulld back his pants and pourd the curry sauce down his butt!!!jajajaja When I took my hand out of his pants the sauce was all over my hands and it looked like diahrah LOL My husband then jumped off the bus and went into the closest corner store and bought a HUGE BOTTLE OF CURRY AND CHASED ME DOWN THE STREET with it all the way home. LOL What ever landed on me I would pick it up and toss it back to him. We looked like some one pooped on us just running and laughing. having our food fight and smelling like CURRY. People thought we were nuts and we stunk a mile away!!! Good times good times!!! It took me about a week to get the smell out of my hair. LOL

[DeadPoolX 9]

On my first trip to see my fiancee (before she was my fiancee), I got a huge -- and I mean huge -- blister on the heel of my left foot (it was about the size of a quarter and nearly half-an-inch high) due to all of the walking we'd been doing around town. I'm not used to a ton of walking since I usually drive everywhere.

Anyway, I was having trouble walking and it was too late to go to one of the clinics, so my fiancee told me to sit on a chair in her apartment and rest while she went out and got me some stuff to put on the blister (ointment, pads, etc). I did that, and I fell asleep. The next thing I know, something is brushing my hand, and I wake up, extremely startled, practically falling out of the chair! What had brushed my hand was my fiancee's hand and due to my reaction, she was trying to contain her laughter.

That's one of the stories I have. Most are too private to tell. But I'll sit here and think about what other "funny moments" we've had, and if I can recall any none-too-private ones, I'll report them.

[Donna A 4]

oh ive got bathroom stories too. the first trip to syria we went to a resturant and i had to use the bathroom. so i went in...the first toilet some one didnt flush...the second one had dirt on the toilet seat...the third one had a hole in the floor as well as the rest of them. i kept thinking im in the mens bathroom...maybe these holes are urinals. when i came out i said...ok whats the deal with the holes in the floors. he told me...ohhh i forgot to tell u thats the old time toilets. great for constipation. later at the hotel i needed to go #2 and guess what no toilet paper....no wash cloth...nothing. so i thought i would give the boday (how ever its spelled) a try. turned on the water, squated over the water, thought that would just about do it...dryed with a towel...nice white towel with a big brown stain on it. i sure hope the hotel staff didnt see that. my experience with the boday was not a success.

second trip. i was in the apartment very sleepy so i told my husband to go ahead out without me. so i layed down for a while and woke up needing to go to the bathroom. got up and no sooner did i stand out it came (not number 1 either). so needless to say...i made a huge mess and stunk up the whole apt. then my husband came home. why the heck did he have to come at that moment? how embarrasing. i get the runs every time im there.