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TBoneTX Grand Master

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I liked #VI and #VII, caesar man.

They stole #9 from me. However:

Customer: This coffee tastes like mud!

Waiter: It should, sir; it was ground this morning.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Tala202 Enthusiast

Tala202   27

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Can anyone explain the logician ones to me? blush.png

I am the beneficiary.

July 2010: Met in Germany

Sept 14th 2012: Started Relationship (visited each other 20+ times since then)

May 1st – Aug 31st 2013: J1 Stay in US

Dec 23rd 2013– Jan 4th 2014: Trip together to Germany

Jan 30th, 2014: Married in VA!

Feb 11th, 2014: Back in Montreal

USCIS Journey

Feb 13th, 2014: Sent I-130 packet overnight (delayed by DC storm)

Feb 18th, 2014: I-130 received by USCIS (PD)

Feb 20th, 2014: NOA1 (email)

Feb 25th, 2014: NOA1 (paper)

June 11th, 2014: NOA2 (email)

sharky-rex Enthusiast

sharky-rex   76

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Can anyone explain the logician ones to me? blush.png

3rd one:

The question is whether ALL of them want a drink. So if all of them want a drink the answer's yes, but if even just one doesn't the answer's no. The first one knows whether he wants a drink, but doesn't know if his two friends want one. If he hadn't wanted a drink he'd have answered 'no' and that would have been the end of it, but he wants a drink so he says 'I don't know'. The second one knows the first one wants a drink (because he didn't answer no), but doesn't know whether the third one wants a drink. He wants a drink so using the same logic as before, he answers 'I don't know'. Now the third one knows neither of the previous two answered no, so they must want a drink. He wants a drink as well. Now that he knows all three of them want a drink, he can answer 'yes'.

8th one:

"Or" used in logic is a bit different than "or" used in english. For the logic "or", if either one or both are true, the answer is yes. The only way for the answer to be no is if neither one is true. Since the baby can't be neither a boy nor a girl the answer's yes.

 

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